Posted on 07/11/2006 11:04:57 AM PDT by Manfred the Wonder Dawg
Washington, DC— In what's being billed as 'Blondie versus the Beast', Ann Coulter and Hillary Clinton have decided to settle their differences once and for all, in the wrestling ring in a no holds barred cage match.
"The time for talk is over" said Hillary Clinton Thursday as she spoke at a press conference announcing the match.
"She (Coulter) has had this coming for a long time now. I'm going show her what being vicious and mean-spirited is all about."
Ann Coulter didn't seem quite as confident when asked about her chances, "I'm not sure I should have agreed to this; I mean, have you seen the size of that woman? I may need the profits from my book just to pay the doctor bills after the beating I'm about to take. It has given me an idea for the title of my next book though, 'Helpless, Life in a Body Cast'."
(Excerpt) Read more at newsbender.com ...
Is that a Connie Chung "just between you and me?"
Thanks for the creation. You deserve and award! I hope you didn't mind me using it. As for a FReeper who feels that it demeans Conservatives, I feel that it portrays just exactly what lies within The Beast's soul.
Disclaimer: Opinions posted on Free Republic are those of the individual posters and do not necessarily represent the opinion of Free Republic or its management. All materials posted herein are protected by copyright law and the exemption for fair use of copyrighted works.