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Clinton, Coulter to Settle Feud in Ring
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Posted on 07/11/2006 11:04:57 AM PDT by Manfred the Wonder Dawg
Washington, DC— In what's being billed as 'Blondie versus the Beast', Ann Coulter and Hillary Clinton have decided to settle their differences once and for all, in the wrestling ring in a no holds barred cage match.
"The time for talk is over" said Hillary Clinton Thursday as she spoke at a press conference announcing the match.
"She (Coulter) has had this coming for a long time now. I'm going show her what being vicious and mean-spirited is all about."
Ann Coulter didn't seem quite as confident when asked about her chances, "I'm not sure I should have agreed to this; I mean, have you seen the size of that woman? I may need the profits from my book just to pay the doctor bills after the beating I'm about to take. It has given me an idea for the title of my next book though, 'Helpless, Life in a Body Cast'."
(Excerpt) Read more at newsbender.com ...
TOPICS: Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: anncoulter; cagematch; fun; hillaryclinton; rotflol; satire
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To: Manfred the Wonder Dawg
To: Manfred the Wonder Dawg
Why not post this under the Humor topic? It's not News, so why post it there?
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posted on
07/11/2006 11:08:24 AM PDT
by
MineralMan
(non-evangelical atheist)
To: Manfred the Wonder Dawg
There are examples of lanky people becoming good boxers. Ann needs to get some films of Alexis Arguello in his heyday.
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posted on
07/11/2006 11:08:53 AM PDT
by
tomzz
To: Manfred the Wonder Dawg
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posted on
07/11/2006 11:09:56 AM PDT
by
Yo-Yo
(USAF, TAC, 12th AF, 366 TFW, 366 MG, 366 CRS, Mtn Home AFB, 1978-81)
To: Manfred the Wonder Dawg
Celebrity Death-Match.
Locked in a steel cage with chainsaws.
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posted on
07/11/2006 11:10:02 AM PDT
by
Lazamataz
(Isalm is a perversion of faith, a lie against human spirit, an obscenity shouted in the face of G_d)
To: MineralMan
Why not post this under the Humor topic? It's not News, so why post it there? Well, it's not very humorous either.
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posted on
07/11/2006 11:12:18 AM PDT
by
BTHOtu
To: BTHOtu
"Well, it's not very humorous either."
No, it isn't, but humor is in the eye of the beholder, so maybe some folks think its funny. What it is not is News.
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posted on
07/11/2006 11:15:24 AM PDT
by
MineralMan
(non-evangelical atheist)
To: Manfred the Wonder Dawg
I would like to see Hillary and Ann square off in an legitimate debate. That won't happen, it would expose Hillary as an intellectual lightweight and be the end of her political career.
To: Manfred the Wonder Dawg
Ann Coulter didn't seem quite as confident when asked about her chances, "I'm not sure I should have agreed to this; I mean, have you seen the size of that woman? I may need the profits from my book just to pay the doctor bills after the beating I'm about to take. It has given me an idea for the title of my next book though, 'Helpless, Life in a Body Cast'."
To: Donald Rumsfeld Fan
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posted on
07/11/2006 11:45:02 AM PDT
by
jackv
(just shakin' my head)
To: Manfred the Wonder Dawg
"From the top turnbuckle...."
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posted on
07/11/2006 11:45:54 AM PDT
by
paddles
To: Donald Rumsfeld Fan
To: Manfred the Wonder Dawg
If only it were true! Ann would pummel Hitlery!
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posted on
07/11/2006 11:53:46 AM PDT
by
Edgerunner
(Proud to be an infidel)
To: Manfred the Wonder Dawg
Bring it on!
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posted on
07/11/2006 11:55:57 AM PDT
by
dead
(I've got my eye out for Mullah Omar.)
To: MineralMan
No, it isn't, but humor is in the eye of the beholder, so maybe some folks think its funny. What it is not is News.
"Folks thinking it's funny" WOULD be news.
To: Manfred the Wonder Dawg
Beauty and the beast.
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posted on
07/11/2006 12:24:08 PM PDT
by
Cobra64
(All we get are lame ideas from Republicans and lame criticism from dems about those lame ideas.)
To: Donald Rumsfeld Fan
I think I'm going to throw up now.
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posted on
07/11/2006 12:25:42 PM PDT
by
reagan_fanatic
(Man was made in the image of God, not pond scum)
To: Cobra64
That's my creation (the Hillary picture on the right.) I actually got chewed out by a fellow FReeper when I first posted it because he thought such garish creations 'demeaned' Conservatives.
I just thought it was funny.
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posted on
07/11/2006 12:28:54 PM PDT
by
reagan_fanatic
(Man was made in the image of God, not pond scum)
To: reagan_fanatic; Mia T
I wonder what our fellow freeper thinks of Mia T's creations. :-)
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posted on
07/11/2006 12:52:47 PM PDT
by
rwa265
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