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1 posted on 06/29/2006 10:51:17 PM PDT by HAL9000
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He don't tell us what to do!


2 posted on 06/29/2006 10:52:48 PM PDT by pcottraux (It's pronounced "P. Coe-troe.")
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From what I could tell from the photos, all that was left was the foreskin.

Have at it, Osama.


3 posted on 06/29/2006 10:54:04 PM PDT by ButThreeLeftsDo (Carry Daily, Apply Sparingly.)
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Bush should tell Osama to come over to the White House and he will give IT to him.


4 posted on 06/29/2006 10:55:21 PM PDT by Common Tator
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"Ben Laden summons Bush to give the skin of Zarqaoui to its family"


Sure thing Binny, come on over and pick it up.


5 posted on 06/29/2006 10:55:22 PM PDT by SaxxonWoods (Free Iran! WARNING! Forbidden Cartoon: .. . *-O)) :-{>. . . .)
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Turn yourself in and maybe we'll consider your request. ;)


6 posted on 06/29/2006 10:56:17 PM PDT by sageb1 (This is the Final Crusade. There are only 2 sides. Pick one.)
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7 posted on 06/29/2006 10:56:35 PM PDT by ASA Vet (3.03)
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"Sure Osama-dood. We'll return the body to Jordan. In fact, please come to Baghdad personally to claim it...."


8 posted on 06/29/2006 10:57:03 PM PDT by Guyin4Os (My name says Guyin40s but now I have an exotic, daring, new nickname..... Guyin50s)
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"you must give the skin of the hero to his family"

The more exposure that bin Laden gets, the less odd Ed Gein looks.

9 posted on 06/29/2006 10:57:40 PM PDT by Textide
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ping!

Please FReepmail me if you want on or off my ‘miscellaneous’ ping list.

10 posted on 06/29/2006 10:59:29 PM PDT by nutmeg ("We're going to take things away from you on behalf of the common good." - Hillary Clinton 6/28/04)
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Hey Osama, write a letter to Murtha, or Pelosi, or Kerry, or Kennedy. If all else fails, write a letter to the editor of the New York Times. I'm sure one, or all, of the above would be glad to help you in obtaining your demand.


11 posted on 06/29/2006 10:59:43 PM PDT by Chena (I'm not young enough to know everything.)
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Tell him to stick his head up a dead bear's bum!


13 posted on 06/29/2006 11:02:06 PM PDT by Aussie Dasher (The Great Ronald Reagan & John Paul II - Heaven's Dream Team!)
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The skin? What's Osama gonna do, get a taxidermist? Is there something in Islam that makes the skin more desirable than the whole remains?

Funny, I don't recall Osama asking for the skins of those 19 demonoids who murdered thousands in the WTC attack. I'm sure their skins roasted like pork rinds, and they're roasting even hotter now.

Speaking of roasting pork, I think I'm gonna do up some baby backs for the 4th of July.


17 posted on 06/29/2006 11:04:46 PM PDT by kittycatonline.com
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Perhaps, the body could be returned, after wrapping it in pigskin.


19 posted on 06/29/2006 11:14:54 PM PDT by punster
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20 posted on 06/29/2006 11:15:03 PM PDT by kesg
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That is what is left of him. As we see the remains are handled with dignity.

BTW - Here are some of his fellows who are just about to meet their 72 virgins:


23 posted on 06/29/2006 11:31:52 PM PDT by Atlantic Bridge (De omnibus dubitandum.)
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ping


24 posted on 06/29/2006 11:33:31 PM PDT by SR 50 (Larry)
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25 posted on 06/29/2006 11:46:37 PM PDT by SWAMPSNIPER (LET ME DIE ON MY FEET, IN MY SWAMP)
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You can have Zarqawi's hide as soon as we're done stretching it over this form:

http://www.vandykestaxidermy.com/images/products/01227175-lg.jpg


26 posted on 06/29/2006 11:47:17 PM PDT by piasa (Attitude Adjustments Offered Here Free of Charge)
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You left out the rest of the message from Bin Laden:

Bush, I say to you- you will give the skin of Zarquawi to his family. As you listen to this message, be advised that my associates and I are seeking legal counsel from your ACLU. By Allah- we will sue you Bush. We will take this matter to your Supreme Court. They will see to it that you follow our orders. You will be hearing from our attorneys soon.

Sincerely,
Osama

27 posted on 06/29/2006 11:51:14 PM PDT by Pajamajan (Benedict Arnold and Jack Murtha served in the US military.)
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They need to ship this decaying sack of human garbage to a Purina plant in the U.S. where the body can be ground up and blended with swine feed. Russian authorities wrap the bodies of Islamic terrorists in pig skin and bury them secretly.


29 posted on 06/29/2006 11:58:52 PM PDT by Brad from Tennessee (Anything a politician gives you he has first stolen from you)
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