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Caption Pic of John Kerry
yahoo news ^ | june 26,2006

Posted on 06/26/2006 7:53:27 PM PDT by AmericanMade1776

Sen. John Kerry, D-Mass., acknowledges applause alongside his wife Teresa Heinz Kerry at Faneuil Hall, Monday, June 26, 2006, in Boston, where Kerry unveiled an energy plan reprising themes from his 2004 presidential campaign. Kerry called for reducing oil imports, increasing the number of cars powered by renewable fuels and focusing on cutting greenhouse gas emissions. (AP Photo/Julia Malakie)


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To: AmericanMade1776

HumiliaTION NOW AND FOREVER.

41 posted on 06/26/2006 8:13:39 PM PDT by sayfer bullets
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To: cardinal4
That is John Kerry's unlucky tie, here he is seen wearing the same tie in his acceptance speech 2004 for the Democratic Party's nomination to run for President

http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=3804215

42 posted on 06/26/2006 8:16:43 PM PDT by AmericanMade1776
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To: AmericanMade1776; All

“This line of work — yes, that — isn’t as easy as you think.”

43 posted on 06/26/2006 8:17:07 PM PDT by dighton
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To: AmericanMade1776

Ah reckon Ah CAIN'T get me a huntin' license hyar ...

44 posted on 06/26/2006 8:17:15 PM PDT by ArrogantBustard (Western Civilisation is aborting, buggering, and contracepting itself out of existence.)
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To: AmericanMade1776
Looks like his manservant took good care of it.

Was that really true? Did he really have a manservant?

45 posted on 06/26/2006 8:23:04 PM PDT by cardinal4 (Allah is the opium pipedream of a desert pedophile...Freeper Ax)
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To: george76

lol


46 posted on 06/26/2006 8:23:29 PM PDT by God luvs America (When the silent majority speaks the earth trembles!)
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To: AmericanMade1776
When I was in Vietnam, I used to play reveille with my lips, like this!
47 posted on 06/26/2006 8:27:31 PM PDT by Brett66 (Where government advances – and it advances relentlessly – freedom is imperiled -Janice Rogers Brown)
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To: AmericanMade1776
The deaths of those 2 million SE Asians by my friends in the Red Army is Seared in my Memory!

Pray for W and Our Freedom Fighters
48 posted on 06/26/2006 8:28:53 PM PDT by bray (Hey Zaqueeri, say hello to Hitler, Stalin and Mohamhead)
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To: cardinal4
Damn, he really does have a manservant..
49 posted on 06/26/2006 8:30:55 PM PDT by cardinal4 (Allah is the opium pipedream of a desert pedophile...Freeper Ax)
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To: cardinal4

it really is true that John Kerry has a man servant...

Kerry Campaigns With His Butler

Beacon Hill blue blood John Kerry likes to portray himself as the presidential candidate of the common man. But there's one common man he finds indispensable on the campaign trail: his butler.

Like a scene out of the old British drama "Upstairs Downstairs," Kerry would be helpless without his trusty manservant, Marvin Nicholson, by his side, ready to cater to his master's every whim, according to the New York Times today.

"When he wants that peanut butter and jelly sandwich, I'm ready," Nicholson told the Times.

Of Nicholson's omnipresence on the campaign trail, the paper noted, "Mr. Kerry is comfortable being catered to."

Like any good butler, Nicholson comes to his job well prepared to serve the Boston Brahmin politico at a moment's notice. Among the items Nicholson carries at all times:

* Loose change - apparently in case the husband of millionairess Teresa Heinz wants to leave one of his notoriously meager tips.

* Tylenol, Advil, Advil Liquid Gels and Advil Sinus pills - lest continuing questions about his Vietnam War record give him a migraine.

* Swedish hand cream - because good old American-made Vaseline Intensive Care just isn't good enough.

* Halls cough drops - in case the silver spoon in Kerry's mouth begins to irritate.

* A ziplock bag with Kerry's favorite PB & J sandwich wrapped in aluminum foil.

* Scope mouthwash, Handiwipes, two packs of Band-Aids, a sewing kit, a can of diet milkshake [Kerry prefers strawberry], a tube of Blistex and a myriad of other accoutrements that the hoi poloi who can't afford a butler must provide for themselves.

And for catering to the candidate's every whim, the fabulously wealthy Heinz-Kerrys pay Nicholson a wildly generous (by Kerry's standards) $45,000 annually.

http://www.newsmax.com/archives/ic/2004/4/28/162617.shtml


50 posted on 06/26/2006 8:38:07 PM PDT by AmericanMade1776
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To: AmericanMade1776
Teresa should never be sedated, she is already like death warmed over.

I thought it was me, but she really does look "off." I really think there's something not normal about her.

51 posted on 06/26/2006 8:46:45 PM PDT by MoochPooch (I'm a compassionate cynic.)
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To: AmericanMade1776

Can I get me a hunting license here?


52 posted on 06/26/2006 8:47:44 PM PDT by gotribe (It's not a religion.)
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To: AmericanMade1776

More agreeable pic to caption:

http://michellemalkin.com/archives/images/fishwrap002.jpg

:)


53 posted on 06/26/2006 8:49:24 PM PDT by Cringing Negativism Network (H.R.4437 > S.2611)
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To: AmericanMade1776
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"I told Marvin "NO starch in my thongs".

54 posted on 06/26/2006 8:50:18 PM PDT by IYellAtMyTV (Workday Forecast--Increasing pressure towards afternoon. Rum likely by evening.)
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To: AmericanMade1776
Kerry is a national embarrassment...
55 posted on 06/26/2006 8:51:28 PM PDT by cardinal4 (Allah is the opium pipedream of a desert pedophile...Freeper Ax)
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To: george76

That look on his face adds about 500 more words if you consider a picture is worth a thousand words.


56 posted on 06/26/2006 8:52:56 PM PDT by perfect stranger (I need new glasses.)
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To: AmericanMade1776
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"No, really, I did make that noise with my mouth; here, listen again..."

57 posted on 06/26/2006 8:57:43 PM PDT by IYellAtMyTV (Workday Forecast--Increasing pressure towards afternoon. Rum likely by evening.)
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To: perfect stranger
"That look on his face adds about 500 more words if you consider a picture is worth a thousand words."


58 posted on 06/26/2006 8:59:19 PM PDT by Matchett-PI ( "History does not long entrust the care of freedom to the weak or the timid." -- Dwight Eisenhower)
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To: AmericanMade1776
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"Aw jeez, she's been into the Thorazine again"

59 posted on 06/26/2006 9:00:37 PM PDT by IYellAtMyTV (Workday Forecast--Increasing pressure towards afternoon. Rum likely by evening.)
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To: george76

Excellent!


60 posted on 06/26/2006 9:01:22 PM PDT by Cobra64 (All we get are lame ideas from Republicans and lame criticism from dems about those lame ideas.)
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