*Vanity*Bush Voter Says He's Sorry

5/22/06 | Moi

[TypeZoNegative]

An apology to America from a Bush voter

I am a Bush voter. I’ve supported Bush since the start of his term. However, I feel as though I need to apologize for his policies.

I’m sorry for those of you who thought you were screwed over during the 2000 election. We should have made more efforts to count only the Democratic-leaning counties of Florida to ensure who really won the state of Florida.

I am also sorry for the events that happened on 9/11. Bush shouldn’t have looked in a state of shock while hearing the news about the plane hitting the towers, for political leaders should show no emotion.

I’m sorry he led us to war in Afghanistan instead of apologizing to the Muslim Radicals. We all know war solves nothing and kills a lot of people. Just ask all those poor people that lost their lives in Dresden, South Korea, Kuwait City and Kosovo. If it wasn’t for war, they would be alive.

I’m sorry that he led us into another war against a tricky dictator that was famous for leading inspectors into wild goose chases during WMD inspections. We all know that the dictator doesn’t have any WMD’s. After all, we gave him a 4 month warning, so I’m sure he got rid of his WMD’s in time. Or maybe he didn’t have any in the first place, and all of his equipment for making chemical weapons was for show.

I’m also sorry for his tax cuts. Without tax cuts, we’d be able to spread the wealth around better. The Rich, being people of ample money, can afford to give their money away. It’s not like it’s doing anything anyways. All they’ll do with that money is spend it at Bed, Bath and Beyond and Radio Shack, in turn, the bosses at Bed, Bath And Beyond and Radio Shack will just use the money to get more employees and try to get richer. That is typical voodoo economics.

I am also sorry that our president can’t forecast hurricanes properly. He’s the head of government. He should be the first to speak to NOAA about the latest weather predictions. I am also sorry that he couldn’t evacuate all of New Orleans time, saving all of those lives. He should have packed everybody on school busses. He should have informed the country about the concept of federalism before the Hurricane hit.

I’m also sorry that he cannot control illegal immigration. He should go over to Mexico and demand that Mexico abandon their neo-serfdom economic system, where 27 rich white families and make their economic system more democratic. That way, a young Mexican would feel as though they have a future in Mexico and have no need to come to America, thereby eliminating illegal immigration to a trickle.

I am also sorry that he can’t export all of the Mexicans that illegally crossed back to Mexico. Exporting 12 million people to a country that clearly says they don’t want them back wouldn’t be too much for our president. It’s not like we’re stuck with them.

And I am finally sorry for voting in a white Christian Republican, because we all know that White Christian Republicans are the most racist people on earth. He could do nothing right.

America, I am very sorry. Sincerely, a Bush voter, A.L. Lucas

P.S. I am not sorry for all the social spending he’s done, because we all know that throwing money to people is the best thing a government can do. I’m also not sorry about his inviting of illegal aliens to come across the border by encouraging them to be day laborers. We need as many new Americans as possible, especially those that show how our archaic system of immigration control simply is outdated.

[TaxRelief]

Yes, but there hasn't been another WACO or Elian, has there?

[CyberAnt]

Since you're too lazy to do your own searching:

http://www.pbs.org/newshour/media/media_watch/jan-june01/recount_4-3.html

And .. I was wrong - the count would have been 1665 - not 1500.

The only people who say Gore won is democrat underground - and they couldn't find the truth even if they tried to look for it, and MoveOn.org who have equal trouble with the truth.