Remember Mary Jo Kopechne.

Internet ^ | March 2000 | I don't kow

[justaguywithaspellchecker]

I thought this was intersting and thought I would share. If I have violated any sacred rule please forgive me in advance. I just get tired of liberals attacking conservatives and getting a free ride on the things they do.

[martin_fierro]

OK, it's from *before* Chappaquiddick, but it's still disturbing.

[TypeZoNegative]

Looks like a gorilla.

[NewRomeTacitus]

"Betrayus Americus" is lower on the tree.

[NewRomeTacitus]

Gorillas have been observed displaying noble behavior.

[singfreedom]

Reader's Digest had a "digest" of one of these books. (It relied heavily on Joe Gargan's account of events.) I don't remember which book it was taken from but, they published the article several times over the years. It would be great if they would do so again, but they have, unfortunately, like to many other magazines, become so liberal it will probably never be printed again.

Evidently, Gargan was so disgusted with Kennedy's behavior during this incident, that he didn't have much contact with Kennedy in the succeeding years.

[doug from upland]

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DFU SONG: Surrey with the Fringe on Top (Ted Kennedy, happy Chappaquiddick anniversary)
DFU SONGS | 7-2004 | Lyrics, Doug from Upland

Posted on 07/03/2004 5:00:40 PM PDT by doug from upland

MIDI - SURREY WITH THE FRINGE ON TOP (scroll to "From Oklahoma")

Mary Jo, come for a drive with me
With the wind in our hair we'll feel free
I have all the power of two hundred horses
We will have a fun time, you will see

Fords and Cads and Jags better scurry
'Cause I'll really be in a hurry
'Cause I'll really be in a hurry in my Oldsmobile

You are making my dingy quiver
I am hoping you will deliver
I know a nice place by a river where I'll cop a feel

It's automatic and the engine sure purrs
It has air for summer weather
And if I am naked while I fool around
My butt sometimes sticks to the leather

Mary Jo, you're cute as a model
Will you pass one more Chevas bottle
You'll see when I step on the throttle it will be surreal
It is always an adventure in my hot Oldsmobile

I've a technique I haven't varied
Let us just pretend I'm not married
Let us just pretend I'm not married in this Oldsmobile

I know sometimes I am conniving
My friend just took my test for diving
But I swear that I'm fit for driving so it's no big deal

It's automatic and the engine sure purrs
It has air for summer weather
And if I am naked while I fool around
My butt sometimes sticks to the leather

Mary Jo, you're cute as a model
Will you pass one more Chevas bottle
You'll see when I step on the throttle it will be surreal
It is always an adventure in my hot Oldsmobile

When we hit the road, if it's raining
There will be no need for complaining
My brakes I've always been maintaining in my Oldsmobile

It's well known that I hold my liquor
Most officials get drunk much quicker
There's a barf bag if I get sicker after that big meal

It's automatic and the engine sure purrs
It has air for summer weather
And if I am naked while I fool around
My butt sometimes sticks to the leather

Mary Jo, you're cute as a model
Will you pass one more Chevas bottle
You'll see when I step on the throttle it will be surreal
It is always an adventure in my hot Oldsmobile

[doug from upland]

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DFU SONG: Drive (a Ted Kennedy version of the CARS' hit)
DFU SONGS | 7-2004 | Lyrics, Doug from Upland

Posted on 07/18/2004 6:42:27 PM PDT by doug from upland

MIDI - DRIVE

Your little girl called...her car broke
Stranded in D.C....that's no joke
She's says, "Dad...it is not so bad...
Ted says he'll drive...tonight"

She hears on the phone her mom scream
Mom knows just what...it means
She gets on her knees and prays
Hoping that she's okay
She's says, "Dad...it is not so bad...
Ted says he'll drive home...tonight"

Teddy's thinking that...he'll have fun
He's killed more than...dad's gun
She's says, "Dad...it is not so bad...
Ted says he'll drive home...tonight"

She's says, "Dad...it is not so bad...
Ted says he'll drive home...tonight"

[doug from upland]

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DFU SONG: Love Hurts (Col. Hunt to ship off Ted Kennedy....hey, Ted -- fat floats)
DFU SONG PARODIES | 6-2004 | Lyrics, Doug from Upland

Posted on 06/18/2004 9:27:14 PM PDT by doug from upland

WE HAVE A NEW HERO FROM THE O'REILLY SHOW!

O'Reilly: Who's gonna say this isn't a war anymore?

Col. David Hunt: We can't have Americans being beheaded anymore. We can't have towns like Fallujah. Its time for the bombs to start dropping.

O'Reilly: This is a war. I think just about everybody will believe that at this point. Everyone except Ted Kennedy.

Col. David Hunt: Who gives a crap about Ted Kennedy! Put him in a boat in Boston harbor and ship him off!!!!

MIDI - LOVE HURTS

Hey Ted...fat head...oh, what he said
Colonel Hunt...quite blunt...drop back and punt
If he should hear more lip...you'll be on a ship
If over you fall...don't worry at all
Fat floats...fat floats

No more...you bore...we are at war
Just shut your trap...you sap...you'll be bitch slapped
If he should hear more lip...you'll be on a ship
If over you fall...don't worry at all
Fat floats...fat floats

You're that killer lifeguard guy...you just left her there to die
Things have not changed in your car, is that whiskey and rye?

If he should hear more lip...you'll be on a ship
If over you fall...don't worry at all
Fat floats...fat floats...fat floats

(musical break....terrible screeching that may be as annoying as Algore)

If he should hear more lip...you'll be on a ship
If over you fall...don't worry at all
Fat floats...fat floats...fat floats...it floats

[DocRock]

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[doug from upland]

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DFU SONG: More (more people died in Kennedy's car than by Cheney's gun)
DFU SONGS and commentary on the news | 2-2006 | Lyrics, Doug from Upland

Posted on 02/14/2006 7:23:07 AM PST by doug from upland

MIDI - MORE (scroll down to second section)

More human beings died in Teddy's car
Than lost their lives by Cheney's gun, so far
More times Ted cheated on a Spanish test
So, you reporters just give it a rest

More left wing bias has shown through...it is what they always do
If their side's not winning, we will see their daily spinning

More campaign finance fraud by Hillary
Than throughout all GOP history

More rapes by their last president...it is very evident
He's what "scumbag" always meant

More skin has been stretched on Pelosi's face
She's on a Barry Bonds' type record pace

More garbage comes from Barbara Boxer's mouth
Than held in dumpsters throughout all the South

More left wing bias has shown through...it is what they always do
If their side's not winning, we will see their daily spinning

More screaming we have heard from Howard Dean
Than heard at Bellevue, you know what I mean

More rapes by their last president...it is very evident
He's what "scumbag" always meant

[Liberty Valance]

There will be a reaction. There will be more impatience for something new. There is going to be some sort of big bang as people respond to the cumulative blows of bad events and try to fundamentally change the way things are.

[putupjob]

Picture of Kennedy with the phony neck brace at the funeral of Mary Jo. I was actually a believer in the whole Kennedy scam back then. Eventually I saw the bridge from the waters off the Vineyard and thought: "What the hell was he doing out there?" My first bit of skepticism about this now exposed scum ball.

[Fruit of the Spirit]

You'd think that, with all the negative things that have happened to the Kennedy's they'd get a clue.

I have no doubt that Ted Kennedy will die of cirrhosis of the liver brought on by drinking to appease a guilty conscience.

[Solamente]

Nice touch, with the tie over the neckbrace...

[PGalt]

Condolences to Mary Jo's family and friends.

[AngelesCrestHighway]

Hey Ted....A night out for back seat sex ends up in the canal..No wonder you drink so much..just trying to forget....

[Dr. Scarpetta]

[Jimmy Valentine]

From the lead: "The mysteries of the case continue to haunt Ted Kennedy "

Horse manure! I refuse to believe the old buzzard gives it a thought.

[Maceman]

DISCLAIMER: This photo is FAKE but ACCURATE.