[pulaskibush]

Feel free to add your own suggestions

[kinghorse]

I'd keep him alive as long as possible. I'd keep him on life support and pin his eyes back. Death is too easy. This guy needs to rot in solitary. Better yet drive to take his own life. Then he'd be squewed.

[edpc]

Fifty ways to kill Moussaui....with apologies to Paul Simon.

Give him cyanide, Clyde, Blow up his bus, Gus, Use a big bomb, Tom.......

And so on...

[teenyelliott]

1. Slip out the back, Jack

2. Make a new plan, Stan.

3. Hop on a bus, Gus. . . .

I'm terribly sorry, but I couldn't resist . . .

[edpc]

Suggestion number one harkens back to this:

[VOATNOW1]

Dress him like a Jewish Rabbi and then put him in a room full of Hamas members.

[inquest]

50. Take a tube and build around it a stock that allows the tube to be held. Assemble a spring, a firing pin or hammer, and a release trigger so that when one pulls the trigger, the spring will release the firing pin or hammer with enough velocity to detonate a small explosive upon impact. Also assemble a soft metal cartridge capable of fitting into the tube. Into this small metal cartridge place in order; an explosive that can be detonated upon impact, some more explosive material that can be detonated by the previous explosive, and a projectile or several projectiles that can cause bodily harm to someone when propelled by previously used explosive material. Placed the assembled cartridge in the tube and aim the tube at Zacharias Moussaui. Pull the trigger that will release the firing pin or hammer that will impact the first explosive material thus igniting the second explosive material and propelling the lethal projectile towards Zacharias Moussaui. You may also use preassembled tubes that propel lethal projectiles such as the; 5.56 M-16, .357 magnum, .308 FNFAL, 7.62x39 SKS, 30.06 BAR, or a combination of these and/or other models.

Hey, I've heard of those things. There's a name for them, right? (I think it's like a three-letter acronym or something)

[Wiz]

The best way to punish an Islamist that does not fear death is to feed pigs forcing it down to stomach and flush a Koran down the toilet in front. The Islamist should be hanging itself in the prison until the next day.

[Buffettfan]

HAHAHAHAHA

[freedumb2003]

Just let NYC know you will release him at Times Square.

[freedumb2003]

Have Chuck Norris kick him so hard it kills him and his lineage all the way back to muhammed.

[Buffettfan]

How about making him do squats on a fire hydrant and then release a pack up gerbils with razorblades strapped to their backs on his ass? We can make it a pay per view event.

Semper Fi'
Jarhead

[stylecouncilor]

ping

[Ichneumon]

..."Candygram for Zacharias Moussaui"...

[Frank_Discussion]

Kenny G. Lots of Kenny G. A Christmas album.

[Michael Goldsberry]

LOL!

Well done!

General Pershing

[reagan_fanatic]

1) Bind him in a harness.

2) Using a large drum or canister, mix up appropriate amounts of pig entrails and slow-acting acids that would, very slowly, eat away human flesh.

3) Suspend Moussaui in said mixture.

4) Insert intravenous line into vein to provide Moussaui with the necessary nutrients to keep him from starving to death (mixed with pork drippings, of course.)

5) Charge admission to the spectacle, while providing box cutters and boxes of Morton salt to visitors who would then be allowed to make small cuts on his body into which they can pour the salt.

6) After death, place carcass in nearest landfill to rot.

7) Throw a celebratory party afterwards with drinks on the house.

8) Mail video of party and decomposing Moussaui to Zarqawi in Iraq.

[musicman]

Dress him in a pair of nothing but cowboy chaps with "Brokeback Terrorist" written on both sides of them.

On his chest and back, write in permanent ink, in LARGE letters, "NASCAR SUCKS".

Then let him loose by the porta-potties under the grandstands at this years Nextel Daytona July 4th race.

[Jack Hammer]

Sorta reminds me of the hideous torture performed by the Soviet agents in the Cagney comedy film One-Two-Three; forcing the prisoner to listen endlessly to the rock 'n' roll hit "She Wore an Itsy-Bitsy, Teeny-Weeny Yellow Polka Dot Bikini." The poor fellow cracked and spilled his guts in no time, having been reduced to a quaking, blithering idiot without the will to live.

[cyclotic]

Take him to Manhattan. Handcuff him to a light pole near the World Trade Center site. Take out ad space on all New York media outlets informing the public that he will be there to visit citizens from 2pm till 4pm and that all police officers will be elsewhere during that time.

Have him drawn and quartered using 4 helicopters at 10000 ft.

Take the big fist statue in Detroit. Set him on a scaffold near the business end and pull the fist back with a crane. Release the fist and see how far he flies.

[Idisarthur]

This doesn't have to do with one of the 50 ways to kill him but you can pray for his salvation.

To me this idea was foreign until I really focus on what is important. I also pray for Bin Laden to be saved.