Posted on 04/12/2006 7:12:00 AM PDT by The_Macallan
Edited on 04/12/2006 7:30:38 AM PDT by Admin Moderator. [history]
The Undocumented Immigrants Bill Of Rights:
I. You have the right to cross any fences you want wherever you want. Fences and walls are insulting and racist. You can come and go as you please wherever you want. We welcome you.
II. You have the right to choose any laws you want to violate - just as long as you're non-violent when doing so. Violence is bad. You are good.
III. You have the right to evade taxes. Federal Withholding, FICA and other taxes are only for citizens and legal immigrants to pay, not you. You are valuable enough just being here.
IV. You have the right to "demand" that we change our laws and our language to accomodate you. Remember, we're here to serve you.
V. You have the right to stay here and work odd-jobs whenever you want while others wait for years for the privilege to come here legally - and they even have to pay expensive fees and endure demeaning medical tests to come here. You're not like them. You're better.
VI. You have the right to free medical care, free K-12 education, free college assistance, free food and housing subsidies and many other welfare handouts - all paid for by people who obey the law. All you have to do is cross a fence, don't kill us and we'll take care of you and your family forever.
VII. You have the right to be secure from arrest by local police. Border enforcement stops at our border. If you make it beyond that, you have no need to fear being caught by police. Again, they're here to serve you.
VIII. You have the right to take jobs at wages far below what legal residents are paid. By paying you under the table, employers receive umbrella protection from prosecution and are able to drive average wages down keeping their bottomlines healthy and their Senators well-fed. You are a vital link in that chain. And they all know it.
IX. You have the right to march in our streets and shut down every major city in the country whenever we foolishly decide we want to begin enforcing the rule of law. We need constant reminders that you're above the law. We're sorry.
X. You have the right to citizenship, by virtue of the fact that you have successfully evaded our laws for over two years. You may now legally vote for more welfare handouts. And don't forget who gave you that citizenship in the next election - because that's what it's all about.
That's a keeper.
Good job!! ;) Have you faxed that to Congress yet?
BTW anyone heard about the gift that keeps on giving? The illegals have now passed on mumps and there is now a mumps epidemic in one of our cities.
Heck, he could have gotten them from Congress' last attempt at "reform". It opened so many loopholes that, if carried out to it's fullest, our next President might only speak Spanish.
I had a class with a woman who's mother died of drug resistant TB. There only a few place where drug resistant TB comes from.
Quick question -- did you write that? I will give you credit when I send it to my Senators and President.
You didn't help John Maverick mc Cain with the writing of the al-Qaeda 'bill of rights' ????
The Republican "leadership" will probably adopt this by the end of the week.
Thanks for all the detail. </sarcasm>
How about the names of the city or a news link?
I heard it on Fox, I will see if I can locate the detailed info.
Mexican president Vicente Foxhttp://www.foxnews.com/health/index.html
Go down to :
Mumps Alert
An inside look at the mumps epidemic in Iowa
BRAVO!!! What a fantastic summary of the reality of the situation!! Wonder if the LA Times would consider publishing it as an editorial...?? ROFLMAO j/k!
Thanks for the link!
Mumps epidemic in Iowa:
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,190040,00.html
They think it came from England. Not sure how this applies to the illegals.
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