Posted on 03/23/2006 7:10:50 PM PST by West Coast Conservative
Republicans control Congress and the White House. According to an informal study in the latest issue of “GQ” magazine, the GOP is also asserting its dominance over Democrats in the bedroom.
The anonymous author, who wrote the piece for “GQ” reports “After years of intensive research on both sides of the aisle, I’m here to report that Republican men are infinitely better to have sex with.”
The article in the April issue of “GQ” lays out 10 reasons why Republicans are better and kinkier in the sack.
“GQ” deputy editor, Michael Hainey joined Tucker Carlson on ‘Situation’ to explain the magazine’s findings
TUCKER CARLSON, HOST, ‘SITUATION’: This is so good. She says—whoever this woman is—I asked you in the commercial break who it was. You would not reveal her name, but I’m kind of in love I have to say, because she writes very well.
She says of Democrats, they’re so emotional and sensitive and genuinely care about your day and how you feel and how you felt yesterday. Is there anything you need, they whimper? Oh shut up, she says.
MICHAEL HAINEY, DEPUTY EDITOR, “GQ”: Right.
CARLSON: They’re too sensitive to be good; that’s her point.
HAINEY: Right. I think, you know, it’s funny. I think she does a great job of saying what I think a lot of Democrats feel. I don’t you. You and I are the same age, but we grew up believing the Democratic Party is the party of JFK, a very randy and virile party.
CARLSON: Yes.
HAINEY: And just like most domestic issues, the Republicans vaulted over the Democrats, you know, and slowly taken what was once their sort of right, which was the sort of party of free love, if you might say. And they’ve become the more virile party.
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Well, one could always presume that heterosexual men are better in bed than closet homos.
Conservative men, not republican men.
I guess being whiny and needy when you're a child (as per the Berkeley study) pays off later in life.
Also, presumeably she didn't sleep with Tucker Carlson before coming to this conclusion.
Agreed. And which one of those is Tucker Carlson, I wonder?
I was shocked!
"...which one of those is Tucker Carlson, I wonder?"
Me thinks the Tuckster is a metrosexual.
Republican men are MEN, Democratic men shop at Pottery Barn.
Stands to reason.
Party of me,me,me,me bound to be lousy in the sack.
Indeed! Make me a sammich, woman!
Once they go right, they never go back. >:D
Democrat Metrosexuals have been emasculated. What real woman wants a womanish whiner?
Conservative women are also better in bed than their liberal counterparts - as I unfortunately have reason to know.
I will *never* knowingly date another liberal chick. All of the liberal women I've dated have turned out to be psychos.
Besides asserting dominance in the bedroom, when you can bring down a wild animal and feed your family with a bow and arrow (ok, a rifle too), most women of childbearing age are impressed. When the "shizzle hits the fizzle", conservative guys will come through and chicks know this. Besides, have you seen most liberal chicks these days?
Unfortunately, yes. I have to see one at one of my clients every time I go there. Ugh.
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