Check out this short video clip (WMV). Bob Hope was a good man.
Posted on 03/13/2006 7:48:52 PM PST by Utah Girl
OK, I am going to give most of you the day off. The rest of you need to pay close attention. You have some work to do.
A lot of you I know like a book. That comes from almost a decade of responding to your letters and emails on a variety of subjects. You've told me in no uncertain terms that you don't like watching cowboys kiss each other. In fact, watching the media gush over boys marrying boys and girls marrying girls makes you want to upchuck your biscuits and gravy. You don't have much tolerance for those who trash your country, whether they live in Habalah or Hollywood. You believe in God, and you get tired of groups like the ACLU spending every waking hour trying to get rid of him. What the folks at the ACLU don't know is that God is getting a little tired of them, too, as they will find out in the next life.
As the esteemed members of the Georgia Legislature learned the hard way, you don't like seeing government bullying people and taking their land for condos and parking garages. Reading about politicians taking large donations from companies that want favorable legislation and then saying that the money doesn't influence their thinking just about gives you the hives.
If they keep it up, you are liable to toss them out of office.
You don't care much for Jimmy Carter, either. I got about as much mail after my column on the man's petulant performance at Coretta Scott King's funeral/political rally as I have gotten in a long time. The overwhelming majority of you were less kind to him than I was. You were so angry that I almost thought about taking up for him - but not for long.
But there is a group of you out there whom I need to know better. I just don't understand liberal weenies. I will admit it. You always sound fussy but, of course, that could be because I make you fussy. Maybe if I got to know you better, we could get along better. That's why I need to ask you a few questions. Here is where the rest of you can get back to doing whatever you were doing.
Why are you willing to have a loon like Howard "Yah-Yah" Dean as your leader? The man is so out of touch with the average American that he couldn't find the mainstream with a flashlight. Why do you go mute over your poster boy, Ted Kennedy, whenever I mention his past behavior? And are you aware that you couldn't get a single one of your current candidates for president elected dogcatcher, let alone head of the free world, any place south of Richmond or east of Arizona?
Do you really think that if we just make nice to Muslim nutcases and let that incompetent crowd at the United Nations take over, everybody in the Middle East would suddenly love us like a cold beer on a hot August afternoon in south Georgia? As I recall, the attacks of 9/11 were unprovoked. Do you think getting rid of George W. Bush would turn that scary Iranian guy rattling his nuclear sabers into a kindly Captain Kangaroo? Have you forgotten that he is believed to be one of the ringleaders in the Iranian hostage takeover that occurred on President You-Know-Who's watch?
Does it bother you that people sneak into our country illegally and make us take care of them and then make us learn to speak their language? Is there any reason they couldn't learn to speak ours?
Finally, do you consider Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice, the second most powerful person in our government and a black woman from Birmingham, Alabama, a "token," but has-beens like Joseph Lowery, Julian Bond and Jesse Jackson to be "mainstream?" Are you serious or seriously out of touch with reality?
I have a lot more questions to ask you, but that should get us started in our efforts to know each other better. I eagerly await your response. I just hope I don't upchuck my biscuits and gravy.
Good Post.
Good Job! Hoorah!
Does it bother you that people sneak into our country illegally and make us take care of them and then make us learn to speak their language? Is there any reason they couldn't learn to speak ours?
Check out this short video clip (WMV). Bob Hope was a good man.
I find it interesting that other countries want us to speak their languages when we live/move/work/vacation there. Somehow the opposite is not true.
Nice catch.
Thanks for posting this article, Utah Girl. I'll look forward to reading Mr. Yarborough's responses to the letters he will get from the Liberals. And oh, the letters he will get. LOL
Liberals believe in a warped version of "noblesse oblige." In order to join the "noblesse," liberals force others to "oblige."
Great post!
Also like your homepage ~ want to print it and post it where all my liberals dem friends can read and weep!
I lost that file a few months ago and have been looking for it. Thanks
We wouldn't elect them dogcatcher in Arizona, either. Make that "east of California", or perhaps "east of Berkeley", since places like Fresno wouldn't be any more supportive.
Thanks. I need to put up a picture of where I currently live, but my heart will always be in Provo, Utah. :)
Talking to liberals is like P***ing into the wind!
thank you *ever so much* for that mental picture.
now, can you tell me where to find a store stocking mental detergent at this hour?
GEEEEEEESH!
The 'Rat party hero is an impeached, disbarred, perjuring rapist. Does anything more really need to be said?
Good stuff. Bump for later
Sounds like me - I'll always be a West Virginian!
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