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Steven Seagal Bringing Back Under Siege 3 (Vanity-Seagal To Take On Muslim Terrorists)
IMDB ^ | 3-9-2006 | my favorite headache

Posted on 03/09/2006 6:58:01 PM PST by My Favorite Headache

OK...OK...Steven Seagal has made a boat load of $5.95 Wal Mart straight to DVD movies over the last 3 years...but Seagal is making a movie for release in January that is raising some eyebrows in Hollywood on the scenario that might just make the now B-Movie star back to A-list as Red State Americans search for a new hero ala John Rambo.

Under Siege 3:Terror Flies High

Plot Outline: Casey Ryback is sent on a mission to take out Muslim terrorists who have taken over a flight from Israel to USA.


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KEYWORDS: bestactorinaleadrole; ctizenkane; hollywood; moviereview; stevenseagal; terrorflieshigh; undersiege3
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To: RedCell
"BTW, ever notice he runs like a girl?"

LOL your right...he does run like a little girl.

41 posted on 03/09/2006 8:06:40 PM PST by skimask (Ezekiel: 25/17)
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To: My Favorite Headache

Actually, Steven has more of a range of expressions. Now, Harrison Ford could be substituted here. ONE expression- pained/constipated.


42 posted on 03/09/2006 8:08:41 PM PST by ClearBlueSky (Whenever someone says it's not about Islam-it's about Islam. Jesus loves you, Allah wants you dead!)
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To: skimask; RedCell
"I am as happy as a little giiirl."

BTW, ever notice that his eyes never seem to be open? If he and Renee Zellweger had a child, would that kid be blind?

43 posted on 03/09/2006 8:09:06 PM PST by TheBigB (Try Ma Skillett's Funky Fritters!)
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To: TheBigB
Chuck Norris could kick Steven's @$$ with his pinky-toe. :)

I stood in line for 3 hours to have Norris autograph a copy of his book for me and one for a friend who is a big fan. He only stands as high as my shoulder, but his hands are exceptionally tough. I've always admired his work.

On an unrelated note, I encountered Mr. "T" on the grounds of Universal Studios. He's a little guy in person. It took some real work with the camera to make him look big and menacing.

44 posted on 03/09/2006 8:10:07 PM PST by Myrddin
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To: My Favorite Headache

From what I heard, he is a master of that one move your picture of him shows. Sixth degree if I remember correctly.


45 posted on 03/09/2006 8:10:32 PM PST by skimask (Ezekiel: 25/17)
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To: TheBigB
If he and Renee Zellweger had a child, would that kid be blind?

LOL!

46 posted on 03/09/2006 8:12:08 PM PST by Junior_G
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To: My Favorite Headache
Unlike Stallone's decision to do Rambo 4 against neo-nazi's picking on Indians.

You got to be kidding!!! Say it isn't so!

47 posted on 03/09/2006 8:14:45 PM PST by PISANO (We will not tire......We will not falter.......We will NOT FAIL!!! .........GW Bush [Oct 2001])
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To: My Favorite Headache
Oh, good. Another chance for Segal to stink up a hour and a half in the movie theater. This guy can not act
48 posted on 03/09/2006 8:16:21 PM PST by billbears (Deo Vindice)
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To: My Favorite Headache
Plot Outline: Casey Ryback is sent on a mission to take out Muslim terrorists who have taken over a flight from Israel to USA.

Maybe because they're smokers or something.

Or he could get Ariana Huffington to be the one bankrolling Muslim oil pumpers turned terrorists.

They could call it "Ariana". Sure to be a smash hit!

49 posted on 03/09/2006 8:30:49 PM PST by VeniVidiVici (What? Me worry?)
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To: My Favorite Headache
As one wit suggested of Harrison Ford's last movie, Seagal's days as an action hero should have been over a decade ago. His appearance in the last couple of movies have been so embarrassing, that it's caused me (at age 50) to head back to the gym every time his re-run image crosses my TV during channel surfing.

It's not just that he looked old and overweight, but he has had the puffy face look of a guy hooked on alcohol or drugs. Aside from the whacko-environmentalism that he insists on indoctrinating his audiences with, regardless of how timely and "relevant" the script might be, I just don't think Seagal can sell it convincingly, unless he takes on a role of the armchair general to the rear of the action-hero stage.

I think Hollywood exec's are going to get so tired of loses on "Brokeback" movies that they're going to eventually move to the obvious scripts about the past 5 years of war that would instantly make money, i.e. realistic portrayal's of our mostly unsung hero's in action during the "War Against Islam" (my own humble characterization).

SFS

50 posted on 03/09/2006 8:33:38 PM PST by Steel and Fire and Stone
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To: TheBigB
These pix of Seagal must be 10-15 years old. He looks nothing remotely like the pix posted thus far, unless he's seen a top plastic surgeon and a trip to Betty Ford's clinic.

SFS

51 posted on 03/09/2006 8:35:56 PM PST by Steel and Fire and Stone
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To: My Favorite Headache
Steven 'See-gall' scumbag?
52 posted on 03/09/2006 9:33:18 PM PST by joesnuffy (A camel once bit our sister..but we knew just what to do...we gathered rocks and squashed her!)
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To: rogue yam
They did, "Savior" with Dennis Quaid, very un PC and it was buried, deep sixed from the get go. Very graphic and bloody, what Joshua Rose does at the Paris Mosque, is what more than a few would like to do at times.

http://800-buy-movies.com/GeneralDVD/42684D1_Savior_dvd.htm
53 posted on 03/09/2006 9:52:23 PM PST by Ursus arctos horribilis
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To: TheBigB
If he and Renee Zellweger had a child, would that kid be blind?

That's the funniest thing I've heard all week. Thanks for that.

Cheers!
54 posted on 03/09/2006 10:19:07 PM PST by RedCell
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To: Ursus arctos horribilis

Was that the one where the gal hid with her baby on a boat towards the end? Not Sure what movie I am remembering, ( hey I'm old, I'm lucky to find my glasses!) but it was a really good one


55 posted on 03/09/2006 10:44:02 PM PST by BruceysMom (I'm hot & not in a good way: menopause ain't for sissies)
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To: BruceysMom

You are correct, that was the one.


56 posted on 03/09/2006 11:26:08 PM PST by Ursus arctos horribilis
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To: TheBigB

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


57 posted on 03/10/2006 7:08:31 AM PST by My Favorite Headache ("Scientology is dangerous stuff,it's like forming a religion based around Johnny Quest and Haji.")
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To: All

MadTV (older episodes) does a great Segal skit(s).
^^


58 posted on 03/10/2006 7:11:55 AM PST by CygnusXI (Where's that dang Meteor already?)
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To: Steel and Fire and Stone
He does have a bit of the double chin goin on...he has bulked up on all these natural supplements and shakes over the last 7 years...he used to be in flawless shape. He can still beat some serious ass though...
59 posted on 03/10/2006 7:13:15 AM PST by My Favorite Headache ("Scientology is dangerous stuff,it's like forming a religion based around Johnny Quest and Haji.")
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To: TheBigB

Heheheh - that squinty-eyed look reminds me of David Putty, from "Seinfeld".


60 posted on 03/10/2006 7:32:23 AM PST by Inspectorette
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