Steven Seagal Bringing Back Under Siege 3 (Vanity-Seagal To Take On Muslim Terrorists)

IMDB ^ | 3-9-2006 | my favorite headache

[My Favorite Headache]

OK...OK...Steven Seagal has made a boat load of $5.95 Wal Mart straight to DVD movies over the last 3 years...but Seagal is making a movie for release in January that is raising some eyebrows in Hollywood on the scenario that might just make the now B-Movie star back to A-list as Red State Americans search for a new hero ala John Rambo.

Under Siege 3:Terror Flies High

Plot Outline: Casey Ryback is sent on a mission to take out Muslim terrorists who have taken over a flight from Israel to USA.

[skimask]

"BTW, ever notice he runs like a girl?"

LOL your right...he does run like a little girl.

[ClearBlueSky]

Actually, Steven has more of a range of expressions. Now, Harrison Ford could be substituted here. ONE expression- pained/constipated.

[TheBigB]

"I am as happy as a little giiirl."

BTW, ever notice that his eyes never seem to be open? If he and Renee Zellweger had a child, would that kid be blind?

[Myrddin]

Chuck Norris could kick Steven's @$$ with his pinky-toe. :)

I stood in line for 3 hours to have Norris autograph a copy of his book for me and one for a friend who is a big fan. He only stands as high as my shoulder, but his hands are exceptionally tough. I've always admired his work.

On an unrelated note, I encountered Mr. "T" on the grounds of Universal Studios. He's a little guy in person. It took some real work with the camera to make him look big and menacing.

[skimask]

From what I heard, he is a master of that one move your picture of him shows. Sixth degree if I remember correctly.

[Junior_G]

If he and Renee Zellweger had a child, would that kid be blind?

LOL!

[PISANO]

Unlike Stallone's decision to do Rambo 4 against neo-nazi's picking on Indians.

You got to be kidding!!! Say it isn't so!

[billbears]

Oh, good. Another chance for Segal to stink up a hour and a half in the movie theater. This guy can not act

[VeniVidiVici]

Plot Outline: Casey Ryback is sent on a mission to take out Muslim terrorists who have taken over a flight from Israel to USA.

Maybe because they're smokers or something.

Or he could get Ariana Huffington to be the one bankrolling Muslim oil pumpers turned terrorists.

They could call it "Ariana". Sure to be a smash hit!

[Steel and Fire and Stone]

As one wit suggested of Harrison Ford's last movie, Seagal's days as an action hero should have been over a decade ago. His appearance in the last couple of movies have been so embarrassing, that it's caused me (at age 50) to head back to the gym every time his re-run image crosses my TV during channel surfing.

It's not just that he looked old and overweight, but he has had the puffy face look of a guy hooked on alcohol or drugs. Aside from the whacko-environmentalism that he insists on indoctrinating his audiences with, regardless of how timely and "relevant" the script might be, I just don't think Seagal can sell it convincingly, unless he takes on a role of the armchair general to the rear of the action-hero stage.

I think Hollywood exec's are going to get so tired of loses on "Brokeback" movies that they're going to eventually move to the obvious scripts about the past 5 years of war that would instantly make money, i.e. realistic portrayal's of our mostly unsung hero's in action during the "War Against Islam" (my own humble characterization).

SFS

[Steel and Fire and Stone]

These pix of Seagal must be 10-15 years old. He looks nothing remotely like the pix posted thus far, unless he's seen a top plastic surgeon and a trip to Betty Ford's clinic.

SFS

[joesnuffy]

Steven 'See-gall' scumbag?

[Ursus arctos horribilis]

They did, "Savior" with Dennis Quaid, very un PC and it was buried, deep sixed from the get go. Very graphic and bloody, what Joshua Rose does at the Paris Mosque, is what more than a few would like to do at times.

http://800-buy-movies.com/GeneralDVD/42684D1_Savior_dvd.htm

[RedCell]

If he and Renee Zellweger had a child, would that kid be blind?

That's the funniest thing I've heard all week. Thanks for that.

Cheers!

[BruceysMom]

Was that the one where the gal hid with her baby on a boat towards the end? Not Sure what movie I am remembering, ( hey I'm old, I'm lucky to find my glasses!) but it was a really good one

[Ursus arctos horribilis]

You are correct, that was the one.

[My Favorite Headache]

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[CygnusXI]

MadTV (older episodes) does a great Segal skit(s).
^^

[My Favorite Headache]

He does have a bit of the double chin goin on...he has bulked up on all these natural supplements and shakes over the last 7 years...he used to be in flawless shape. He can still beat some serious ass though...

[Inspectorette]

Heheheh - that squinty-eyed look reminds me of David Putty, from "Seinfeld".