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A Few of FR's Finest....Every Day....03-09-06...A Lower Your Blood Pressure Freeper Pet Day
gizmo, fredthecat, rusty, dutchess
Posted on 03/08/2006 9:25:54 PM PST by dutchess
A Few of FR's Finest....Every Day
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Hi Finest Friends...Giz here. It's Pet Day at the Finest. Please join us for a repeat of one of Rusty and my favorite threads!!!! (Fred the Cat thought it was silly...sigh...thats cats for you) Anyway, today we read what some of our finest canine friends might write to God...(These were sent to mom via email, maybe you too, but we thought they were cute enough to illustrate!) ENJOY!
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DEAR GOD FROM THE DOG
Dear God, When we get to heaven, can we sit on your couch? Or is it the same old story?
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Dear God, Why are there cars named after the jaguar, the cougar, the mustang, the colt, the stingray, and the rabbit, but not ONE named for a dog? How often do you see a cougar riding around? We dogs love a nice ride! Would it be so hard to rename the 'Chrysler Eagle' the 'Chrysler Beagle'?
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Dear God, If a dog barks his head off in the forest and no human hears him, is he still a bad dog?
Dear God, We dogs can understand human verbal instructions, hand signals, whistles, horns, clickers, beepers, scent ID's, electromagnetic energy fields, and Frisbee flight paths. What do humans understand?
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Dear God, More meatballs, less spaghetti, please.
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Dear God, Why do humans smell the flowers, but seldom if ever, smell one another?
Dear God, When we get to the Pearly Gates, do we have to shake a paw to get in?
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Dear God, Why do my owners go to the bathroom in the best freshwater bowl in the house?
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Dear God, Are there mailmen in Heaven? If there are, will I have to apologize?
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Dear God, Let me give you a list of a few things I must remember to be a good dog :
I will not eat the cats' food before they eat it, or after they throw it up.
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I will not roll on dead seagulls, fish, crabs, etc., just because I like the way they smell.
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The sofa is not a face towel; neither are Mom and Dad's laps.
The garbage collector is not stealing our stuff.
My head does not belong in the refrigerator.
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I will not bite the officer's hand when he reaches in for Mom's driver's license and registration.
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I will not play tug-of-war with Dad's underwear when he's on the toilet.
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Sticking my nose into someone's crotch is not an acceptable way of saying 'hello.'
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I do not need to suddenly stand straight up when I'm lying under the coffee table.
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I must shake the rainwater out of my fur before entering the house.
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I will not throw up in the car.
I will not come in from outside and immediately drag my butt across the carpet.
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The cat is not a squeaky toy; so when I play with him and he makes that noise, it's usually not a good thing.
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Okay...Giz back here...hope you enjoyed this...let me add one more...as many of you know I was a "dumped stray" who was "taken in" by my folks as many of our FreeperPets have been....Before I take my nap let me add.....
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Dear God, in case I haven't said so....thanks for finding us such special homes on earth especially for those of us lucky to live with Freepers. Life is good!
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I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of America; and to the Republic for which it stands One Nation Under God Indivisible, with Liberty and Justice for All.
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posted on
03/08/2006 9:26:00 PM PST
by
dutchess
To: dutchess
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posted on
03/08/2006 9:40:56 PM PST
by
maine-iac7
("...BUT YOU CAN'T FOOL ALL THE PEOPLE ALL THE TIME." Lincoln)
Comment #3 Removed by Moderator
To: louie1; Billie; DollyCali; GodBlessUSA; Mama_Bear; Aquamarine; JustAmy; The Mayor; deadhead; ...
Hi everyone...Giz here! Back by popular demand it's Pet Day at the Finest. Please stop in and read our canine friends messages to God This is a pet friendly thread and would welcome picture of your furry (or not so furry" creatures!....)
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posted on
03/08/2006 10:10:29 PM PST
by
dutchess
To: dutchess
This is a pet friendly thread and would welcome picture of your furry (or not so furry" creatures!....) My furry creature just loves these Pet Days! Chachi sez thank you very much, dutchess, for letting my mom post my photo again. :-)
Bedtime here. We'll be back tomorrow. HUGS to dutchess, Gizmo, Rusty and Fredthecat - from MamaBear and The Chach!
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posted on
03/08/2006 10:54:10 PM PST
by
Mama_Bear
(My heroes wear camouflage.)
To: dutchess
Hello dutchess and all, as most of you know we do not have a dog now having lost our beloved greyhound Gizzy (also a Gizmo) over a year ago.
Our friend however does have a lovely German Shepherd which we see very often as he takes dad to and fro hospital appointments etc. The friend not the dog LOL
Here is our friend and his lovely dog, we had stopped at a local pub - "The Queens Head" for lunch
Michael and Baron
The Queen's Head (rear entrance)
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posted on
03/09/2006 4:05:50 AM PST
by
snugs
(An English Cheney Chick - BIG TIME)
To: ST.LOUIE1; Billie; dutchess; DollyCali; GodBlessUSA; Mama_Bear; Aquamarine; JustAmy; deadhead; ...
March 9, 2006
The Good That Pain Can Do
It is good for me that I have been afflicted, that I may learn Your statutes. Psalm 119:71
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Affliction, when we accept it with humility, can be instructive, a discipline that leads us to a deeper, fuller life. "Before I was afflicted I went astray," David said, "but now I keep Your Word" (Psalm 119:67). Peter would agree: Affliction leads us not to live for ourselves "but for the will of God" (1 Peter 4:2).
Far from being an obstacle to our spiritual growth, pain can be the instrument of itif we're trained by it. It can push us closer to God and deeper into His Word. It is a means by which He graciously shapes us to be like His Son, gradually giving us the compassion, contentment, tranquility, and courage we long and pray for. Without pain, we wouldn't be all that God wants us to be. His strength shines brightest through human weakness.
Has God set you apart today to receive instruction through suffering and pain? Endure this training patiently. He can turn the trial into a blessing. He can use it to draw you close to His heart and into His Word, teach you the lessons He intends for you to learn, and use it to bestow His grace on you.
God is making more of yousomething much betterthan you ever thought possible. David Roper
By faith a Christian can have poise
And rise above all that annoys
Sustained and strengthened by God's power
To live in victory hour by hour. Hess
Whatever God teaches us through pain is gain.
FOR FURTHER STUDY
Why Would A Good God Allow Suffering?
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posted on
03/09/2006 5:14:12 AM PST
by
The Mayor
( Check out my site http://howifixthings.com/HomeImprovementandRemodelingTips.html)
To: The Mayor; All
God Bless Our Military
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Below are names of some of our FReepers' loved ones who are serving our country. If you have someone you would like to add, please address a post to Billie; Dutchess, The Mayor, DollyCali or GodBlessUSA and we will add their name to this list. As we pray for them, we pray also for all our nations leaders, and military personnel, and their families and friends. May God hold them close to His heart.
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We ask Lord, that You guide the leaders of our great country in their hour of decision. The burden that has been placed on their shoulders is overwhelming. We ask that with Your infinite wisdom You guide them gently to the right decisions.
Please give us the strength, Lord, to get through each difficult and devastating day that faces each of us and our country. Protect and guide our Military that are now being called to duty, strengthen them in their trials and temptations; give them courage to face the perils which beset them; and grant them a sense of your abiding presence wherever they may be; through Jesus Christ our Lord. Amen.
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posted on
03/09/2006 7:11:09 AM PST
by
dutchess
To: Spanaway Lori
Oh that is too cute. Thanks for posting!
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posted on
03/09/2006 7:11:49 AM PST
by
dutchess
To: Mama_Bear
Hi Lori. What an absolutely darling picture of Chachi. Such a precious little guy! Cyber eggs to he and Jackie!
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posted on
03/09/2006 7:14:33 AM PST
by
dutchess
To: dutchess
Well, somehow my ping got lost in the mess of pings I am just catching up on.. GREAT thread dutchess.. fun to see what can be done with those emails as a starting point. (that is what my butterfly thread is.. started with a couple pix & off it took.
I can't post pix yet.. am working on the "issue" at a couple levels here amidst the other Murphy-isms that are occurring regularly! Will be leaving for most of day/evening in a bit..
Thanks for the good work & will catch up when I get home tonight..
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posted on
03/09/2006 7:24:34 AM PST
by
DollyCali
(Don't tell GOD how big your storm is -- Tell the storm how B-I-G your God is!)
To: dutchess
Lol, that is sooo cute! (My grandmother had a purebred dachshund when we were growing up named "Dutchess".)
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posted on
03/09/2006 8:18:28 AM PST
by
PreviouslyA-Lurker
(...where the spirit of the Lord is, there is liberty. 2 Corinthians 3:16-18)
To: dutchess
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posted on
03/09/2006 8:19:01 AM PST
by
PreviouslyA-Lurker
(...where the spirit of the Lord is, there is liberty. 2 Corinthians 3:16-18)
To: The Mayor
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posted on
03/09/2006 8:21:08 AM PST
by
PreviouslyA-Lurker
(...where the spirit of the Lord is, there is liberty. 2 Corinthians 3:16-18)
To: snugs
Hi Snugs. Yes I remember about your Gizmo :o( Are you thinking about getting another one now since mom has passed on? And, BTW, the picture of your dad in the train the other day was really neat! A very handsome man!
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posted on
03/09/2006 8:21:50 AM PST
by
dutchess
To: PreviouslyA-Lurker
Hi PAL... Glad you liked it! This is a rerun, had formatting problems last night...but thought it was pretty cute! Have a great day!
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posted on
03/09/2006 8:23:18 AM PST
by
dutchess
To: dutchess
Unfortunately at present it is not practical to have a dog, with me at work all day and dad in not good health it would not be fair to the animal.
We have pigeons and see a lot of our friend's dog so we are not petless
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posted on
03/09/2006 9:04:39 AM PST
by
snugs
(An English Cheney Chick - BIG TIME)
To: dutchess; All
This pic represents my fave animal...A rabbit...More speifically a Netherland Dwarf house pet rabbit. I had a precious grey one just like this one I found @ Cute Overload.
To: Purple Mountains Maj
I had a black and white Dutch rabbit them and the Netherlands Dwarf are beautiful.
There is a problem in Britain with the large giant rabbits such as Flemish Giants, people buy them when they are cute kittens and forget how big they are going to grow. Then they abandon them because they are so large and expensive to feed. There are now several special rescue centres dedicated to these large beautiful creatures.
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posted on
03/09/2006 9:11:19 AM PST
by
snugs
(An English Cheney Chick - BIG TIME)
To: snugs
"...Flemish Giants..."
Oh yes, I have seen that breed too...THEY DO GROW TO BE QUITE MASSIVE don't they?! Thanks for your reply...My best to you & your Dad! Take Care...
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