Posted on 03/06/2006 2:56:13 PM PST by Kaslin
(2006-03-06) Sen. John Kerry, D-MA, in a landmark speech Sunday on the global dynamics of terrorism, said a strong United Nations, working with moderate Muslim leaders could save the world from terrorism if the West stops propping up Arab kingdoms by purchasing oil.
The senator proposed putting the French in charge of U.N. military operations, appointing a member of the Hamas Palestinian government to head the U.N. Human Rights Council, and transitioning the Arab Middle East from an oil economy to an agricultural one, where lush, green acres replace the sand stretching out so far and wide.
Some say that terms like a strong U.N. and moderate Muslim leaders are oxymorons, said Sen. Kerry. But thats what they said about Democrat principles, liberal values and progressive think-tanks.
Mr. Kerry, the presumptive runner-up for the 2008 Democrat presidential nomination, proposed that the United States take the lead in funding his Arab agriculture initiative, dubbed Food for Oil, which promises to beat drill bits into plowshares.
no no...John F'in Twit
(Denny Crane: "I Don't Want To Socialize With A Pinko Liberal Democrat Commie. Say What You Like About Republicans. We Stick To Our Convictions. Even When We Know We're Dead Wrong.")
Scrappleface is too funny!
Oh! Abdo-lutely! I didn't notice the Scrappleface until I got to the line about putting the French in charge. I thought, this had to be Scrappleface! I just don't like to see guys get caught up in this and take Scrapple seriously.
But! But! Thanks for postin' it though. It's hysterical!
The first sentence had me fooled. Only the "French in charge of military" hinted that this was not in fact a real PR release from the Kerry campaign!
Oh dear God....
I see, this is satire.... it is actually believable!!
I started to believe it to be honest .Why not ? that moron Kerry has said REAL things just as stupid if not worse. Someone should post this on DU and watch the feeding frenzy . They will eat it up and agree over there for sure.
French in charge of military"
That was the give away here. Although , I would not put it past Kerry the Idiot
When you post stuff like this to extended news, inevitibly someone takes it seriously and it ends up making us all look like reactionary yokels.
People begging Hillary or Kerry to run??? Well, who does the GOP have to run against any demorat that gets the nomination??? Please don't say McCain, Condi Rice, or Rudy....Has to be better choices that those three but I can not come up with any names at all....
>Food for oil? That was tried once, I think!
Kerry's plan has a completely different name, I assure you.
>Food for oil? That was tried once, I think!
Kerry's plan has a completely different name, I assure you.
I didn't think Kerry could say anything more stupid than the things he said during the 2004 election. I must say I was wrong after reading this. Thank God this man was not elected POTUS.
God Darn-it did you have me going.
To the list of reasons not to vote for Kerry we can add: "Lacks basic understanding of agriculture."
Exactly. Telling the difference between a real Kerry statement and sick satire is nearly impossible. They're practically synonymous.
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