[Redcloak]

An elephant?






Does this mean that it's Bush's fault?

[presidio9]

Underwater ally ping.

[SquirrelKing]

I wonder what Sir Court Godfrey would have to say...?

[Rytwyng]

Saint Columba saw and rebuked the Loch Ness monster in the 500's.

[lexington minuteman 1775]

Greta hopes it takes this long to solve the Natallie Halloway case.

[ClearCase_guy]

"This is Mrs. Anne Elk -- ahem! -- I have a theory -- ahem! My theory, which is mine, is that the brontasaurus was thin at one end, much, much thicker in the middle, and thin at the other end. Ahem!"

[CarrotAndStick]

Elephants are excellent swimmers. They have been known to hop sea islands between India and Sri Lanka.

[SunkenCiv]

The Loch Ness monster is a pine tree.

The Loch Ness monster is a miniature fake.

The Loch Ness monster is a product of public drunkeness.

The Loch Ness monster is a waterfowl.

The Loch Ness monster is an elephant.

(and the list goes on and on)

[Joe 6-pack]

[COBOL2Java]

Most could be explained by floating logs or waves, but there were a number of unexplained sightings of a creature elephant grey, with a long neck and humped back particularly from 1933.

Aided, no doubt, by a bit more than a wee dram...

[jpsb]

[bmwcyle]

If you drink too much on the Scotch Road, I guess you can see them.

[ThanhPhero]

Actually, this is the most sensible explanation I have seen, assuming, of course, that there is actually a phenomenon to explain.