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Loch Ness monster 'an elephant'
The Australian ^ | March 06, 2006

Posted on 03/06/2006 8:39:50 AM PST by presidio9

NESSIE, the Loch Ness monster, is in fact an elephant, according to a Scottish palaeontologist who claims to have solved the riddle surrounding the unexplained sightings of a monster in a lake near Glasgow in Scotland.

Neil Clark, curator of palaeontology at Glasgow University's Hunterian Museum, who has spent two years investigating the myth, said that the idea for Nessie was dreamt up as a "magnificent piece of marketing" by a circus impresario after he saw one of his elephants bathing in the loch.

In 1933, the same year as the first modern "sighting" of Nessie, Bertram Mills offered £20,000 ($47,298) - or £1 million ($2.36 million) in today's money - to anyone who could capture the monster for his circus at Olympia, based in London.

Clark, who made a name for himself by discovering a 165 million-year-old dinosaur footprint on the Isle of Skye in 2004, said that the legend of the Loch Ness monster was "largely a product of the 20th century".

He said: "Most sightings occurred after 1933 ... All we have are eyewitness accounts, fuzzy photographs, distant video footage and proven hoaxes".

Most could be explained by floating logs or waves, but there were a number of unexplained sightings of a creature elephant grey, with a long neck and humped back particularly from 1933.

"My research suggests that these were elephants belonging to circuses. Circus fairs visiting Inverness stopped on the banks of Loch Ness to allow their animals to rest", said Clark.

"When their elephants were allowed to swim in the loch, only the trunk and two humps could be seen: the first hump being the top of the head and the second being the back of the animal.

"The resulting impression would be of an animal with a long neck and two humps perhaps more if there were more than one elephant in the water.

"It is not surprising Bertram Mills offered a £20,000 reward to anyone who could capture the monster for his circus. He already had the Loch Ness monster in his circus", said Clark.

Nessie fans, however, have reported four sightings in 2005 alone.


TOPICS: Culture/Society; Miscellaneous; United Kingdom
KEYWORDS: bertrammills; cryptobiology; cryptozoology; lochness; neilclark; nessie; scotland; scotlandyet
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1 posted on 03/06/2006 8:39:51 AM PST by presidio9
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An elephant?






Does this mean that it's Bush's fault?


2 posted on 03/06/2006 8:41:01 AM PST by Redcloak (<--- Not always a "people person")
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To: pcottraux

Underwater ally ping.


3 posted on 03/06/2006 8:41:44 AM PST by presidio9 ("Bird Flu" is the new Y2K Virus -Only without the inconvenient deadline.)
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To: presidio9

I wonder what Sir Court Godfrey would have to say...?

4 posted on 03/06/2006 8:41:59 AM PST by SquirrelKing (Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.)
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To: SquirrelKing

PS: "Sir Court Godfrey and the Local Wizards" would be a good name for a rock band.


5 posted on 03/06/2006 8:43:29 AM PST by SquirrelKing (Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.)
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To: SquirrelKing
I wonder what Sir Court Godfrey would have to say...?

Whatever he feels like! Gosh!

6 posted on 03/06/2006 8:44:00 AM PST by presidio9 ("Bird Flu" is the new Y2K Virus -Only without the inconvenient deadline.)
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To: presidio9

Saint Columba saw and rebuked the Loch Ness monster in the 500's.


7 posted on 03/06/2006 8:44:58 AM PST by Rytwyng ("God is dead" -- Nietzsche......"Oh, yeah? Wait 3 days!!!" -- God)
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To: presidio9

Greta hopes it takes this long to solve the Natallie Halloway case.


8 posted on 03/06/2006 8:48:33 AM PST by lexington minuteman 1775 (I)
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To: presidio9

"This is Mrs. Anne Elk -- ahem! -- I have a theory -- ahem! My theory, which is mine, is that the brontasaurus was thin at one end, much, much thicker in the middle, and thin at the other end. Ahem!"


9 posted on 03/06/2006 8:54:58 AM PST by ClearCase_guy (E)
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To: presidio9

Elephants are excellent swimmers. They have been known to hop sea islands between India and Sri Lanka.

10 posted on 03/06/2006 9:12:49 AM PST by CarrotAndStick (The articles posted by me needn't necessarily reflect my opinion.)
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To: CarrotAndStick

Elephants are excellent swimmers.

11 posted on 03/06/2006 9:15:33 AM PST by presidio9 ("Bird Flu" is the new Y2K Virus -Only without the inconvenient deadline.)
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To: CarrotAndStick

I didn't know that!


12 posted on 03/06/2006 9:17:10 AM PST by nuconvert ([there's a lot of bad people in the pistachio business])
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To: presidio9

LoL!


13 posted on 03/06/2006 9:17:50 AM PST by CarrotAndStick (The articles posted by me needn't necessarily reflect my opinion.)
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To: nuconvert
Early elephants used 'swimming trunks'

The oldest foetus: 166 days old and 6cm long

Scientists believe they have discovered why elephants have trunks - they used them as underwater snorkels.

New research suggests that the animals evolved from mammals like the sea cow which is still found in some of the world's oceans.


Ann Gaeth: " Elephants are weird animals"
The elephants' aquatic ancestry was revealed by the careful laboratory study of one embryo and six foetuses, ranging in age from 58 to 166 days old.

Ann Gaeth, at the University of Melbourne, Australia, had the rare opportunity to look at the foetuses after her colleague, Roger Short, was sent the specimens from the Kruger National Park in South Africa. The foetuses were taken from elephants killed in a culling operation in 1993.

Ancestral features

She found that all the elephant foetuses contained a physiological curiosity called a nephrostome. This is a funnel-shaped kidney duct found only in freshwater fish, frogs and egg-laying reptiles and mammals.


[ image: Elephants were once at home in the ocean]
Elephants were once at home in the ocean
"The elephant is so unusual," Ms Gaeth told BBC News Online. "No other mammal that produces live offspring has these nephrostomes."

The nephrostomes appear very early in embryo development and then disappear. "Something that appears early in gestation is much more likely to be ancestral. Those features that appear later in development are likely to be related to more recent adaptations," says Ms Gaeth.

Ms Gaeth says that fossil evidence indicates that elephants left behind their aquatic life about 30m years ago. She has identified changes to their bodies that have occurred to adapt them to life on land.

Up periscopes

Their lungs now allow the elephants to suck up a large amount of water in their trunks and hold it there, before letting it gush into their mouths.


[ image: The youngest embryo studied was 58 days old and 4mm long]
The youngest embryo studied was 58 days old and 4mm long
The trunks themselves appear extremely early on in foetal development, being shown in even the earliest embryo examined. This suggests that they were used when the elephants' ancestors lived in water, probably as snorkels.

Modern elephants still use their trunks in this way. When Asian elephants used for logging are required to travel from one island to another, they frequently swim.

Their necks are too short to allow them to breathe with their mouths, so the trunk is pushed up like a periscope and used as a snorkel.

Internal testicles

Further embryonic evidence that elephants once swam is that, unlike other land-living mammals, they have internal testicles and always have done. Seals and whales also have internal testicles, but only acquired them when their land-living ancestors took to the seas 60m years ago.

Fossil studies of elephant ancestry have been supplemented in recent years by DNA, biochemical and immunological evidence, all of which show that aquatic beginnings were likely. The modern elephants' nearest relatives are the sea cows - dugongs and manatees.

This latest work, backing up these suggestions, is published in the Proceedings of the National Academy of Sciences.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/sci/tech/340286.stm

14 posted on 03/06/2006 9:23:49 AM PST by CarrotAndStick (The articles posted by me needn't necessarily reflect my opinion.)
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To: presidio9
LOL. You have just insulted every elephant that ever lived.

Shame on you.

15 posted on 03/06/2006 9:26:07 AM PST by Pompah
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To: Angelas; presidio9; Idisarthur; Hegemony Cricket; A knight without armor; new cruelty; SunkenCiv; ..
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I'm kind of doubting what this guy says.
16 posted on 03/06/2006 11:00:50 AM PST by pcottraux (It's pronounced "P. Coe-troe.")
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The Loch Ness monster is a pine tree.

The Loch Ness monster is a miniature fake.

The Loch Ness monster is a product of public drunkeness.

The Loch Ness monster is a waterfowl.

The Loch Ness monster is an elephant.

(and the list goes on and on)


17 posted on 03/06/2006 11:17:10 AM PST by SunkenCiv (Yes indeed, Civ updated his profile and links pages again, on Monday, March 6, 2006.)
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To: SquirrelKing

LOL I finally saw that movie last night.


18 posted on 03/06/2006 11:17:39 AM PST by CzarNicky (The problem with bad ideas is that they seemed like good ideas at the time.)
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To: pcottraux
I'm kind of doubting what this guy says.

That's why we all love you so much :)
19 posted on 03/06/2006 11:33:56 AM PST by S0122017
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To: CzarNicky

You will never be the same.


20 posted on 03/06/2006 11:34:27 AM PST by SquirrelKing (Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.)
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