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Filleting Nemo [Hollyweird Self-Congratulation Night warm-up]
The Tarpeian Rock ^ | 3/5/06 | Anthony P. Schiavo, Jr.

Posted on 03/05/2006 10:01:56 AM PST by Antoninus

In early 2005, Christians around the world were aghast but hardly surprised when The Passion of the Christ—a brilliant cinematic achievement in any previous age of the silver screen—was snubbed by the Academy Awards. What a difference a year makes? In this case, no difference. In 2006, the run-up to the Academy Awards became a three-week long public service announcement for an “alternative lifestyle” that a sizable majority of Americans find revolting.

It is perhaps neither new nor surprising that the entertainment industry is dominated by narcissistic hedonists who seem to be in a race to see who can destroy themselves and those around them in the most spectacular way. The difference between this current crop of Hollyweirdos and those of previous generations, however, is that the talent well seems to have finally run dry. I find myself uttering exactly this sentiment time and again as commercials for sequel after prequel after re-make after spin-off pop up unsolicited on my TV. You know things are bad when they’re making Miss Congeniality II. And not only did they remake Cheaper By The Dozen, but the remake was hardly out on DVD ten minutes when Cheaper By The Dozen II arrived in theaters.

Yes, the entertainment industry’s got nothing. The creative juices have dried up. Their spark of genius has been doused under a gusher of raw sewage. When they’re not producing the ugly and offensive, all they’ve got left is the shallow and derivative. It’s gotten to the point in my house that we actively joke about how pathetic, pedestrian, and predictable Hollywood productions have become.

They can't even slide their jive by a pre-schooler anymore. I recently made the mistake of allowing my 3-year-old to watch the seemingly innocuous Finding Nemo. Of course, the precocious lad immediately picked out some of the fishier aspects of Nemo’s character and I was soon peppered with questions like “Why did Nemo say ‘I hate you’ to his dad?” After explaining that Nemo was a smart-mouthed little smolt who got into trouble specifically because he didn't listen to his father, I decided to try a different tactic. A week or so later, I opened a can of sardines and announced, “Guess what we're having for lunch today? Nemo!” And let me tell you, I’ve never seen a kid eat a sardine with such gusto. After he was done, he proudly announced, “Nemo was delicious!”

As the movie was a box-office success, I have no doubt that the next seven sequels to Finding Nemo are already in production. However, unless they’re called Catching Nemo, Baking Nemo in a Honey-Mustard Sauce, and Eating Nemo, we won't be watching them.

Yes, the creativity gap in writing for big-screen films is striking. But it is equally bad on television. Based on what passes for dialogue on many of these shows, I can only assume that a prospective writer, when applying for a job, must prove that he can crank out at least 20 scato-jokes per half-hour and insert at least 3 not-so-cleverly-disguised left-wing political statements in each script.

And what, exactly, is their problem with the family? You remember, the one-man-one-woman-and-children family? On the rare occasion that such an anomalous family does make a brief appearance on either the big or small screen, they are invariably portrayed as a collection of pathologies who manage to stay together only because no one else could tolerate them. Every time I see such a dysfunctional family on TV, I hear a producer somewhere saying, “Here's what we think of you peons. And you’re so stupid, you’ll actually watch it and laugh!”

And what is the underlying message in all the offal that Hollywood continues to crank out? Simply this: “Follow your own desires—however sick and twisted they may be—and let everyone else rot.” I’d wager that this is the main theme in about 90% of the Disney movies made since 1970. Parents and authority figures in general must be the antagonists in such a set-up by design. Pounding this message home day and night has proven a clever way to subvert the family. Diabolically clever.

How many times has the demand “accept me for who I am!” been broadcast over the past 40 years? No doubt, this puerile refrain will be echoed by children and adolescents who imbibe this stuff on a daily basis. But my question always was, “what if who you are is a dope-smoking, two-timing, verbally abusive sociopath?” Inevitably, “accept me for who I am” is a nice way of saying, “I demand that you accept and affirm my wretched behavior.”

In his excellent book, It Takes a Family, Pennsylvania Senator Rick Santorum identifies this pernicious attitude as “no fault freedom”—that is, the belief that freedom is the ability to do what you want, when you want, where you want, to whoever you want. As long as no one is physically hurt, bad actions need not have consequences. This vision of “freedom” is nothing like the liberty the Founding Fathers embraced. They would have immediately branded this beast for what it is: license. And no republic in history has ever long been able to govern a nation of licentious scoundrels. Such a ship of fools requires a somewhat more forceful hand on the tiller.

And that brings us back to Hollyweird. Those of us who yearn for a rebirth of liberty based on personal responsibility, honor, piety, generosity, hard work, and courage have reason for hope. The current crop of entertainment media intelligentsia are mere shadows of their predecessors. Whereas in the past, malevolent messages could often be hidden within magnificent writing, production, and acting, such is hardly the case today. Even in some of the biggest budget productions, the writing is atrocious, their foul themes displayed without subtlety and applied repeatedly with a baseball bat.

Artistic mediocrity has never inspired anyone to do anything, except laugh derisively. Indeed, bad message art tends to have exactly the opposite of its intended effect. That is why I'm perfectly content to let the anti-Christian, anti-family, anti-American entertainment media continue to create works which win few converts to their cause but lose lots of money.

That said, it is past time for a new alternative arts and entertainment scene to arise which cherishes and promotes our common Judeo-Christian ideals. There are faint glimmers on the horizon as religious-themed songs continue to have robust popularity in country/western music and movies like The Exorcism of Emily Rose find box office success even though critics are horrified by the sympathetic Catholic overtones. As patrons of the arts and entertainment media, it is imperative that such endeavors be given our public appreciation and support.


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KEYWORDS: hollyweird; hollywood; hollywoodpinglist; nofaultfreedom
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Not watching the Brokeback Oscars tonight. This article sums up my feelings about Hollywood nicely.
1 posted on 03/05/2006 10:01:59 AM PST by Antoninus
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To: Antoninus

Hammer met nail squarely and solidly.


2 posted on 03/05/2006 10:11:05 AM PST by southernerwithanattitude (New and improved redneck)
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To: Antoninus
This article sums up my feelings about Hollywood nicely.

You can put me in the "Amen corner" on your side. I will not be watching either.

3 posted on 03/05/2006 10:12:38 AM PST by LowOiL ("I am neither . I am a Christocrat" -Benjamin Rush)
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To: Antoninus

The New Left, epitomized by the crap produced by Hollyweirdos, has mistaken "libertine" for "liberty".


4 posted on 03/05/2006 10:14:37 AM PST by 45Auto (Big holes are (almost) always better.)
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To: Antoninus; 2LT Radix jr; 68-69TonkinGulfYachtClub; 80 Square Miles; A Ruckus of Dogs; acad1228; ...
Take heed! The stain that is Hollyweird and Liberalism is all explained as it was long ago.


Isa 2:5 O house of Jacob, come ye, and let us walk in the light of the LORD.


Isa 2:6 Therefore thou hast forsaken thy people the house of Jacob, because they be replenished from the east, and [are] soothsayers like the Philistines, and they please themselves in the children of strangers.


Isa 2:7 Their land also is full of silver and gold, neither [is there any] end of their treasures; their land is also full of horses, neither [is there any] end of their chariots:


Isa 2:8 Their land also is full of idols; they worship the work of their own hands, that which their own fingers have made:


Isa 2:9 And the mean man boweth down, and the great man humbleth himself: therefore forgive them not.


Isa 2:10 Enter into the rock, and hide thee in the dust, for fear of the LORD, and for the glory of his majesty.


Isa 2:11 The lofty looks of man shall be humbled, and the haughtiness of men shall be bowed down, and the LORD alone shall be exalted in that day.


Isa 2:12 For the day of the LORD of hosts [shall be] upon every [one that is] proud and lofty, and upon every [one that is] lifted up; and he shall be brought low:


Isa 2:13 And upon all the cedars of Lebanon, [that are] high and lifted up, and upon all the oaks of Bashan,


Isa 2:14 And upon all the high mountains, and upon all the hills [that are] lifted up,


Isa 2:15 And upon every high tower, and upon every fenced wall,


Isa 2:16 And upon all the ships of Tarshish, and upon all pleasant pictures.


Isa 2:17 And the loftiness of man shall be bowed down, and the haughtiness of men shall be made low: and the LORD alone shall be exalted in that day.


Isa 2:18 And the idols he shall utterly abolish.


Isa 2:19 And they shall go into the holes of the rocks, and into the caves of the earth, for fear of the LORD, and for the glory of his majesty, when he ariseth to shake terribly the earth.


Isa 2:20 In that day a man shall cast his idols of silver, and his idols of gold, which they made [each one] for himself to worship, to the moles and to the bats;


Isa 2:21 To go into the clefts of the rocks, and into the tops of the ragged rocks, for fear of the LORD, and for the glory of his majesty, when he ariseth to shake terribly the earth.


Isa 3:1 For, behold, the Lord, the LORD of hosts, doth take away from Jerusalem and from Judah the stay and the staff, the whole stay of bread, and the whole stay of water,


Isa 3:2 The mighty man, and the man of war, the judge, and the prophet, and the prudent, and the ancient,


Isa 3:3 The captain of fifty, and the honourable man, and the counsellor, and the cunning artificer, and the eloquent orator.


Isa 3:4 And I will give children [to be] their princes, and babes shall rule over them.


Isa 3:5 And the people shall be oppressed, every one by another, and every one by his neighbour: the child shall behave himself proudly against the ancient, and the base against the honourable.


Isa 3:6 When a man shall take hold of his brother of the house of his father, [saying], Thou hast clothing, be thou our ruler, and [let] this ruin [be] under thy hand:


Isa 3:7 In that day shall he swear, saying, I will not be an healer; for in my house [is] neither bread nor clothing: make me not a ruler of the people.


Isa 3:8 For Jerusalem is ruined, and Judah is fallen: because their tongue and their doings [are] against the LORD, to provoke the eyes of his glory.


Isa 3:9 The shew of their countenance doth witness against them; and they declare their sin as Sodom, they hide [it] not. Woe unto their soul! for they have rewarded evil unto themselves.


Isa 3:10 Say ye to the righteous, that [it shall be] well [with him]: for they shall eat the fruit of their doings.


Isa 3:11 Woe unto the wicked! [it shall be] ill [with him]: for the reward of his hands shall be given him.


Isa 3:12 [As for] my people, children [are] their oppressors, and women rule over them. O my people, they which lead thee cause [thee] to err, and destroy the way of thy paths.


Isa 3:13 The LORD standeth up to plead, and standeth to judge the people.


Isa 3:14 The LORD will enter into judgment with the ancients of his people, and the princes thereof: for ye have eaten up the vineyard; the spoil of the poor [is] in your houses.


Isa 3:15 What mean ye [that] ye beat my people to pieces, and grind the faces of the poor? saith the Lord GOD of hosts.


Isa 3:16 Moreover the LORD saith, Because the daughters of Zion are haughty, and walk with stretched forth necks and wanton eyes, walking and mincing [as] they go, and making a tinkling with their feet:


Isa 3:17 Therefore the Lord will smite with a scab the crown of the head of the daughters of Zion, and the LORD will discover their secret parts.


Isa 3:18 In that day the Lord will take away the bravery of [their] tinkling ornaments [about their feet], and [their] cauls, and [their] round tires like the moon,


Isa 3:19 The chains, and the bracelets, and the mufflers,


Isa 3:20 The bonnets, and the ornaments of the legs, and the headbands, and the tablets, and the earrings,


Isa 3:21 The rings, and nose jewels,


Isa 3:22 The changeable suits of apparel, and the mantles, and the wimples, and the crisping pins,


Isa 3:23 The glasses, and the fine linen, and the hoods, and the vails.


Isa 3:24 And it shall come to pass, [that] instead of sweet smell there shall be stink; and instead of a girdle a rent; and instead of well set hair baldness; and instead of a stomacher a girding of sackcloth; [and] burning instead of beauty.


Isa 3:25 Thy men shall fall by the sword, and thy mighty in the war.


Isa 3:26 And her gates shall lament and mourn; and she [being] desolate shall sit upon the ground.
5 posted on 03/05/2006 10:17:50 AM PST by SandRat (Duty, Honor, Country. What else needs to be said?)
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To: Antoninus

Fed up with Hollywood? Don't watch the Oscars, and don't go out and see any of the winners.


6 posted on 03/05/2006 10:18:58 AM PST by popdonnelly
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To: SandRat

BTTT


7 posted on 03/05/2006 10:21:17 AM PST by E.G.C.
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To: LowOiL

DITTO'S to that!


8 posted on 03/05/2006 10:22:12 AM PST by painter (We celebrate liberty which comes from God not from government.)
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To: Antoninus
I enjoyed Finding Nemo.
9 posted on 03/05/2006 10:27:25 AM PST by gitmo (From now on, ending a sentence with a preposition is something up with which I will not put.)
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To: popdonnelly
Fed up with Hollywood? Don't watch the Oscars, and don't go out and see any of the winners.

Except for Narnia for wich they were nominated for in a puny catagory. You know they throw a few bread crumbs our way so they can say:"We respect what you like too."

10 posted on 03/05/2006 10:28:55 AM PST by painter (We celebrate liberty which comes from God not from government.)
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To: gitmo; Antoninus

11 posted on 03/05/2006 10:34:54 AM PST by Slings and Arrows ("Facts are a Zionist plot!" --MarkL)
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To: painter
Naria grossed to within a fraction of a percent of the latest Harry Potter. Expect the whole series to be produced in short order. I hope they keep the quality up.

Mainstream Hollywood seems to have been taken over by a culture of license and homosexuality. Their problem is that they don't know how to produce films that mainstream America has any interest in seeing. Look for the independents to overturn the established studios.

I'm waiting to see what Mel Gibson's "Icon Productions" has coming out

12 posted on 03/05/2006 11:01:01 AM PST by SauronOfMordor (A planned society is most appealing to those with the hubris to think they will be the planners)
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To: Antoninus

In terms of the decline of quality in movies, you can trace things back to the dawn of the "made for TV movie" in the mid-1970's.

Made for TV movies emphasized plot over dialogue and character. It was all about getting the plot from Point A to Point B to Point C. Whatever lame dialogue and character development there was in these movies only served to advance the plot. So in that sense, made for TV movies were the antithesis of the kind of dialogue driven movies of yesteryear, such as the great Hepburn & Tracy movies like "Desk Set", which hardly had any plot at all, but magnificent dialogue.

Now you've got all these directors who started out doing TV who are now doing big budget Hollywood films of made for TV movie quality. The biggest offenders are Garry Marshall, Rob Reiner and Ron Howard. Howard's "Apollo 13" was a perfect example of a made for TV movie that actually received Oscar nominations for (gasp) acting. Reiner's "The American President" makes some of the early made for TV movies like "5 Desperate Women" and "Fairhaven Home" look like "Gone With The Wind".

At least the snot nosed left wing European movie directors are capable of making intelligent films. Right now, I think that the best movies are coming out of Spain. They may have some decadent themes, but at least they don't insult the intelligence of a 5th grader. That's because foreign films aren't designed to make mega millions. They appeal to a core audience of art house theater lovers, as opposed to Hollywood films that try to make big bucks off the people that the left wing directors have nothing but contempt for.

There's two really annoying tricks that contemporary Hollywood directors use over and over again as a cheap shortcut to trying to develop their movie's characters. One is "the party scene", in which the main character is shown dancing to really loud salsa music and throwing back shots of Tequila. The point of these scenes is to show the wild and free spirited nature of the main character, and to keep the audience from falling asleep (that's why they make the salsa music really loud.......2 to 1 odds that they'll either be playing "Hot Hot Hot" or some Gloria Estefan hit from the 80's). Then there's "the best friend scene", in which we get to see how close the main character is to their best friend. As they hug and cry, they'll say things like "your the only one I can talk to" or "you know how much I depend on you". The point of these scenes is to show you that the main character is capable confiding in and bonding with other people. In many cases the "best friend" is either a gay man or a lesbian woman. If you want to see a really pathetic example of this (though I hate to condone torture), go rent "Under A Tuscan Sun" starring Diane Lane. My wife likes Diane Lane, so we rented it. It was GHASTLY. Lane's best friend in the movie is the new multi-culti "it girl", Sandra Oh. She plays a lesbian, and of course, there is the obligatory scene where her lesbian lover leaves her for a man. So she shows up at Diane Lane's Italian villa and lots of crying and hugging and affirmation of best friend-om occurs.

Needless to say, I won't be watching the Oscars.


13 posted on 03/05/2006 11:07:21 AM PST by The Fop (They attacked 2 of America's main arteries, so we invaded the heart of Arabia. It's that simple)
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To: Antoninus
Holly wood could use a Sodom and Gomorrah moment.
14 posted on 03/05/2006 11:29:59 AM PST by TASMANIANRED (The Internet is the samizdat of liberty..".Liberty is the right and hope of all humanity"GW Bush)
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To: Antoninus

"A week or so later, I opened a can of sardines and announced, “Guess what we're having for lunch today? Nemo!” And let me tell you, I’ve never seen a kid eat a sardine with such gusto. After he was done, he proudly announced, “Nemo was delicious!”

Lol.. sounds like a day in our home.


15 posted on 03/05/2006 11:35:14 AM PST by Trillian
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To: SauronOfMordor
I think you are right about the Independents. Mel Gibson made a boat load of money on The Passion of Christ which gives him the opportunity to thumb his nose at hollywierd.

By the way,which studio filmed bareback mountain?

16 posted on 03/05/2006 12:27:36 PM PST by painter (We celebrate liberty which comes from God not from government.)
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To: Antoninus
Not watching the Brokeback Oscars tonight. This article sums up my feelings about Hollywood nicely.

Ditto!

17 posted on 03/05/2006 1:31:07 PM PST by Fiddlstix (Tagline Repair Service. Let us fix those broken Taglines. Inquire within(Presented by TagLines R US))
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To: Antoninus
Try watching The Incredibles. It's an excellent movie with a nuclear family that takes shots at all sorts of liberal sacred cows. Heck, it even has a church wedding. Amazingly enough, it's a Disney movie.
18 posted on 03/05/2006 6:20:30 PM PST by Question_Assumptions
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To: popdonnelly
Fed up with Hollywood? Don't watch the Oscars, and don't go out and see any of the winners.

Or any of the losers, for that matter.

19 posted on 03/05/2006 6:22:06 PM PST by SpyGuy
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To: Antoninus

The article reminded of how I felt when I watched Kingdom of Heaven.
It was so cliche and predictably lefty anti-religious.
It was so bad - it was too distracting trying to follow the plot. But that's ok - the plot stunk too.


20 posted on 03/05/2006 6:32:53 PM PST by Scotswife
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