Willford Buchs
Posted on 03/01/2006 1:58:01 PM PST by rface
.....Eyewitnesses: Man Ran Into Cheney's Knife.....
Vice President Cheney accidentally killed a man during a previous hunting trip, the White House reluctantly confirmed today after denying the incident several times. During a deer hunting expedition on a friend's eight billion dollar ranch, a man "ran into Cheney's knife" several times while Cheney was gutting and dressing a deer, wealthy Republican Party donors and eyewitnesses said.
The man who died was Willford Buchs, a Bush family accountant who "took care of the books" for the Bushes and several Bush companies, and was later appointed Director of the Texas Accounting Commission after the previous commissioner was dismissed for revealing irregularities in the accounting practices of Buchs's clients.
Buchs's death was ruled a suicide by Sen. Dr. Bill Frist, who examined Mr. Buchs by polaroid. Cheney's involvement with the death has not previously been disclosed, although it occurred a little more than a year ago. The incident was uncovered by the press after reporters discovered Buchs's mummified carcass on the ground last week and began asking questions.
Questions have arisen as to why the White House failed to report the incident to the press or the authorities for more than a year. "The Vice President's office deferred to the people who owned the knife that he borrowed for the expedition," said Candy Ricks, a spokesman for the Veep. "It really was up to them." Ricks also maintained that it was not necessary to report the incident to the authorities because the Vice President and his party were authorities, "and very powerful and influential ones, too, I might add."
Ricks denied that Mr. Cheney needed to exercise more caution during hunting trips. "Mr. Cheney is every bit as careful with hunting as he is with civil liberties, foreign policy and democracy," she said.
I'm SUNTED!
Did you read the rest of the stuff at the Tomburka site? There's a lot the media hasn't told us!!! /s
LOL! I thought this was a scrappleface article! Very funny though!
You're kidding, right? From the link: Political Humor and Musings. The headline right now is that Dubai will be running the United States.
Maybe Cheney is a closet Muslim.
I wish he and Clinton would go hunting. The problem is that Clinton only hunts Poon-tang.
Also on this site, Dubai to Run United States.
How has he not been banned?
It's reported David Gregory just went ballistic, he wasn't informed first.
The story is as real as your little puddy-cat.
I hate it when my victi...er, friends run into my knife repeatedly.
Cheney done got a UFO and a pet monkey.
Cuz he's not a troll?
That's a laugh. Dubai has been running the United States since September 11. They're part of the Buildaburger conspiracy.
What I don't understand is why we have yet to see articles detailing how Cheney got Haliburton to irradiate wildlife all over North America with secret mind-control isotopes that cause the animals to leap out into the open whenever Dick Cheney whistles, just so he can have an easy shot..... this is a pilot program they are preparing to use on humans, so that Cheney and Rove can do in all the liberals while Haliburton profits. [Ssssshhhhh, don't tell the left, we don't want them to know what's coming next.]
I am certain that the massive conspiracy and cover-up referenced above will be revealed some day soon by enterprising "reporters" of the MSM..... complete with "fake but accurate" documents received from an "unimpeachable source."
maybe I have been "GrandFather claused" in under some type of exempt status.... I don't know??
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