All they did was make a gay version of "Same Time, Next Year."
I'm still waiting to hear how homosexuality is different from other abnormal sexual behaviors. If pedophiles can be cured, why is homosexuality forever?
Shoulda called it "Bareback Mountain."
Now, what about the current level of extreme paranoid heterophobia ?
I'm still correct.
I would agree with him if I didn't find the L Word on Showtime so completely captivating.
They were not "Cowboys". They were sheepherders.
Sheepherders never work with two watching a heard.
They work alone. Nobody can afford more than one sheepherder per heard. That is why they have sheep dogs.
The whole premise of the movie is bunk.
Except the bit about homosexuals qua homosexuals. I think of it as deviant sexual behavior; not as a genetic trait.
"What Straights Think About Gays"
I think they realy suck.
Do you remember "Brokedown Palace" with Claire Dane!? Where do they get these names!
I am not saying homosexuals qua homosexuals are bad, only the practice of having sex with another of the same sex.
Well, I will say it. Not only is doing it a perversion, the one' doing it are perverts. Can't serarate the persversion from the one doing it in my book.
I don't watch slasher flicks because I don't care to "peer into the mind of a killer". It's stupid and it's gross. All I need to know about serial killers is that they should be shot in the head when caught.
And frankly, people who enjoy those types of movies give me the creeps.
Gay-themed movies are the same. Gay people have a mental problem. That's not to say they're bad people, or that their mental illness renders them unable to function in modern society, but they have a mental problem none-the-less and I don't really care to know the ins and outs about it.
I've got my own mental problems. The difference is, I don't make movies glorifying my problems and expect everyone to fawn over me for it.
The Gay Community Quotes
Where would modern American culture be without the current craze for all things homosexual? We think these quotes are super!
Uncle Jimbo: These shoes don't say I pound butt.
Mr. Garrison: No, those shoes say you take it in the butt.
Mr. Garrison: Hey, guess what everybody? I'm gay!
Principal Victoria: Mr. Garrison?
Mr. Mackey: What?
Mr. Garrison: I'm as gay as a gymnast on shore leave!
Principal Victoria: You admit it? You admit it!!!
Mr. Mackey: Oh, that's great, Mr. Garriosn. You've finally come to terms with yourself!
Mr. Garrison: Yeah, it feels really good!
Principal Victoria: Well, congratulations!
Mr. Mackey: Yeah, congratulations!
Mr. Garrison: You know, I feel like I can start anew. If it's not alright with you, I'd like to go back to teaching the third grade.
Principal Victoria: Oh. I'm sorry, we don't hire gay people.
Mr. Garrison: Gay people, well, gay people are EVIL. Evil right down to their cold black hearts which pump not blood like yours or mine, but rather--a thick, vomitous oil that oozes through their rotten veins and clots in their pea-sized brains; which becomes the cause of their Nazi-esque patterns of violent behavior. Do you understand?
Cartman: Speaking of pounding a$$, here come's Stan's little homo dog.
Butters Dad (to his wife): Ok, you win the bet. Butters didn't turn out gay.
Terrance: Wow. Scott really hates us, Phillip.
Phillip: Yes, perhaps he's homophobic.
Terrance: But, we're not gay, Phillip.
Phillip: We're not?
Stan: OmiGod, you guys are not gonna believe what happened to me last night!
Cartman: What? tell us!
Stan: So, I'm watching the season premiere of 'Boy Meets Boy' on television, right, and then 'Queer Eye For the Straight Guy' comes on! So I fall asleep in front of the TV and when I wake up, I see that I've spilled the Coke I was drinking, ALL over my satin pajama top.
Cartman: OmiGod! Are you serious? That was the cutest top ever!
Stan: I know!
(Kenny mumbles)
Stan: Oh, tell me about it Ken Doll.
Chef: You know what they say: You can't teach a gay dog straight tricks.
Wise Man: You must find the answer yourself by taking an inward journey.
Stan: An inward journey? That sounds kind of gay.
Big Gay Al: I'm super, thanks for asking.
Mr. Garrison: Anyway, children, as I was saying, the Hare Krishna's are totally gay.
Big Gay Al: Oh look! It's a big gaggle of gooses. Hi fellahs!
Big Gay Al: Ohh, my carrot cake!
Big Gay Al: Me, kicked out of Scouts?
Studies have shown that hetrosexuals do not fear homeosexual, but rather that homosexual behaviors disgust hetrosexuals.
** I do not feel comfortable in their world.**
A lot more people would be dead in their world if we permitted gays to shape society.
Do we have a broken society?
Yes...