Lance Armstrong breaking up with Cheryl Crow, because of BUSH!

Newsmax.com ^ | 2/18/2006 | Newsmax.com

[agincourt1415]

"Sheryl said Lance didn't just support Bush, - he'd go off and fight if the president asked him to," the friend said.

[Arizona Carolyn]

Not suprising given her hollywierd connection and his Texas connection, what is a shock is them getting together in the first place, much less it becoming a potentially lasting relationship.

[Arizona Carolyn]

#88 and #118

[Arizona Carolyn]

Not anymore.

[DoNotDivide]

"And I also understand that Lance isn't as conservative as some would think he is."

It's going around D.C. as we speak.

[LK44-40]

I hope you don't think that posting the link to the actual story diminishes Agincourt's coveted glory in being the ~first~ to post! ;-)

[FredZarguna]

duh.

[Tall_Texan]

Oh, wow! No wonder the moonbat lost it! I'm sure that rocked her world.

[freedumb2003]

Just as well he is unloading that hag.

Seeing them together reminded me of Drew Carry's character un his show dating Shirley Jones.

[FredZarguna]

In a marriage, usually, no bush.

Rim shot

[Tall_Texan]

Re: What did he do to Ms. Crow?

A: Told her the truth.

OMG! Lance, you moron! You can NEVER tell women the truth! They'll just think you're lying anyway.

[G Larry]

It might have had just as much to do with a Catholic(she) being married to an athiest(he).

[Tunehead54]

It's too bad because it seems his kids were quite fond of Sheryl. Now they have to deal with this break up too.

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Man am I out of the loop since I cancelled my National Enquirer 'scrip. How are Brad and Jennifer doing? ;-)

[Freedom_Fighter_2001]

It does not leave a punctuation mark in my life.

Not a period (.)? Not even and ellipsis (...)?

[TomB]

He (Armstrong) is shacking up?

Brilliant.

If they are together, and they aren't married, they are "shacking up".

Man, nothing gets by you.

[rintense]

Thank GOD they never had children.

[Tunehead54]

Thank GOD they never had children.

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What? They couldn't possibly give them weirder names than "Moon Unit" & "Dweezil" - They might be mindless but they'd likely be kind of cute, you know like most hollywood dims ... ;-)

[Minn]

given that she most likely has a ton more than him (rock stars tend to make a bit more than bicycle riders).

She just barely rates as a rock star. One-hit-wonder is a better description. He's the greatest champion his sport has ever seen. The "rock star vs. bicycle rider" comparison is a bit out of whack. When's the last time you saw a Sheryl Crowe endorsement or saw a cable network talk about nothing but her for six strait weeks? I'd guess he could buy and sell her several times over.

[Don W]

I still think he got tired of riding something that has more miles on it than his bikes.

[Edit35]

If you're talking about leaving his wife after she stuck by him through his cancer you're dead wrong

L.Armstrong is an a-hole for leaving his first wife to deal with three crying babies in diapers. He at least could have gotten the poor lady thru the hardest part of parenthood, and then left.

But no, he had to get his groove on, with a loser like Cheryl Crow, no less.

Armstrong just joined the club of sh..t-stained selfish punks.

[Casloy]

he'd go off and fight if the president asked him to," the friend said.

So what, my wife hates Bush and I did, in fact, go off to fight because the president asked me to. As long as we don't talk about Bush everything is good in our household. I wouldn't trade her for a Conservative Monical Belucci.