[Thunder90]

The moonbats never cease to make me laugh.

[JeffersonRepublic.com]

I heard Vice President Dick Cheney has offered to take the PETA chief out for target practice. No word on that the targets will be...

[in hoc signo vinces]

Cheney's office should fire off a two word reply:

"F--- Off!"

[One Proud Dad]

Out of football, basketball, baseball, soccer, hockey, tennis, and fishing; hunting has the lowest accident rate.

Dumbasses.

[Tenacious 1]

This is great stuff. I hope the democrats pick this up. If we are very lucky, NYT will run it.

[Mike Darancette]

Why does PETA have their knickers in a twist? Lawyers are not an endangered species.

[Gay State Conservative]

Dear Ingrid,

Please accept my assurances that I will never again harm any fellow hunter while hunting quail.

Sincerely,

Dick Cheney

[HiTech RedNeck]

Newkirk is worried that Cheney might croak. Who's next, Hastert?

[TXBSAFH]

I suggest this man go hunting with Dead Eye Dick to "discuss" the issue.

PULL!!!!!

[Nasty McPhilthy]

Dear Ingrid,

There’s room for all God’s creatures………right next to the mash potatoes.

Sincerely,

Dan Quayle

[Stashiu]

PETA continues its slide into the abyss. Such misanthropes!

[Turbopilot]

Ingrid Newkirk, president of PETA, People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals, has written Cheney a sarcastically toned letter to that effect, hoping this "brush with tragedy" will convince him to rethink his recreational activities.

I wish I were a hunter, just because it makes PETA mad. This article did remind me to figure out what kind of meat I'll be having for dinner tonight, though.

[OB1kNOb]

"May I recommend that you put down your guns and pick up a tennis racket instead?" writes Newkirk. "The risks to your fellow tennis participants would be minimal – at worst a sore elbow or turned ankle....

Not if I was playing tennis with that barking moonbat.

[Focault's Pendulum]

3.9 percent of the public still taking up arms against defenseless wildlife

I suppose they never tried hunting wild boar....I would, however, encourage them to try petting one.

[nutmeg]

bttt

[firebrand]

PETA doesn't get it. This is a good thing. Instead of hitting a defenseless bird, Cheney hit one of those monsters who are destroying the planet.

[Diana in Wisconsin]

What? Why did it take Ingrid Newkirk 72 HOURS to release this missive?!?! I DEMAND an investigation into the "secrecy" and "pattern of corruption" of PETA and their Press Releases!!

How DARE she keep her opinion from us for 72 HOURS! /sarcasm

[AmericanChef]

PETA Moonbat: "If it potentially has a face, we won't eat or harm it! Unless it's a blob of cells inside a woman who needs to make a choice to abort it!"

[davisfh]

An obscenity comes to mind here. It consists of a
verb and an object. I'll clean it up for everyone.
"Inseminate PETA!" And, this is one of the very
rare times that I would agree to abort the results.

[Diva Betsy Ross]

That letter inspired me to take up hunting.

[6SJ7]

Look, Daddy. Teacher says every time PETA speaks, a steak goes on the grill.