[RetiredArmy]

During Tuesday's White House news conference, spokesman Scott McClellan was asked if waiting 14 hours after the shooting before Cheney spoke with police was appropriate, and whether an average citizen would have been afforded the same amount of time.

WOW!! WHO KNOWS?!?!? MAYBE WE SHOULD ASK TED KENNEDY IF CHENEY WAS WRONG IN WAITING!!!!!!!!!! LIKE, CHENEY DIDN'T LEAVE THE GUY ON THE GROUND TO BLEED TO DEATH WHILE HE FIGURED A WAY OUT OF IT!! SURELY TED CAN TELL US HOW TO HANDLE THIS. CHENEY SHOULD HIRE TED IMMEDIATELY TO GUIDE HIM THROUGH THIS MESS!!

[fabriclady]

"MAYBE WE SHOULD ASK TED KENNEDY IF CHENEY WAS WRONG"

And don't forget to ask who moved Vince Foster. Did hillary????
Or did bill????

[VRWCmember]

A Top Ten List you WON'T see on Letterman:

Top Ten Reasons It is Still Safer to Go Hunting with Dick Cheney than to Ride in a Car with Ted Kennedy

10. The Vice President doesn't need to sober up before calling for help.
9. The Vice President travels with a medical team rather than a scandal sanitation squad.
8. Vice President Cheney does not have delusional Presidential aspirations to cloud his judgment in a crisis.
7. Hunting with the VP doesn't involve navigating any dangerous bridges.
6. As the victim of an accident involving a Republican, your name will actually be reported on CNN and CBS news.
5. Cheney - Number 8 Bird Shot; Kennedy - 8 shots of Wild Turkey.
4. You don't have to wait for Cheney to concoct an alibi before help arrives.
3. If there is an accident, Cheney will attempt to save your life rather than his political career.
2. You will be able to tell your children and grandchildren about hunting with the Vice Presdient years later.

And the Number ONE reason It is Still Safer to Go Hunting with Dick Cheney than to Ride in a Car with Ted Kennedy:
1. If Vice President Cheney makes a statement regarding Gun Safety, reporters will actually be able to ask you for a comment.

[Cinnamon Girl]

Ted: "Day aftah day afta day we've been told lie aftah lie aftah lie. The White House has been obfuscating, covering up, and turning a deaf ear to the cries of the American people for an honest account of what appears to be attempted murder on the paht of the vice president... "

Reporter: "The White House claims it was an accident."

Ted: "Accident? Driving drunk with a woman you're cheating on your wife with, crashing the car off a bridge and swimming to safety, and then not reporting to anyone that the young woman was still trapped in the car and probably alive, but was left to suffocate because I didn't notify the authorities until the next morning. Now THAT'S an accident."

[537cant be wrong]

Cheney needs a neck brace STAT!!!!!!!!!

[p23185]

During Tuesday's White House news conference, spokesman Scott McClellan was asked if waiting 14 hours after the shooting before Cheney spoke with police was appropriate, and whether an average citizen would have been afforded the same amount of time. WOW!! WHO KNOWS?!?!? MAYBE WE SHOULD ASK TED KENNEDY IF CHENEY WAS WRONG IN WAITING!!!!!!!!!! LIKE, CHENEY DIDN'T LEAVE THE GUY ON THE GROUND TO BLEED TO DEATH WHILE HE FIGURED A WAY OUT OF IT!! SURELY TED CAN TELL US HOW TO HANDLE THIS. CHENEY SHOULD HIRE TED IMMEDIATELY TO GUIDE HIM THROUGH THIS MESS!!

Cheney should also consult with Hillary as they certainly obstructed the FBI from getting Vince Fosters files after his death. Even sent some of the Toons aides over to his house to make sure the relatives didn't tell the FBI anything!!!