Ted: "Day aftah day afta day we've been told lie aftah lie aftah lie. The White House has been obfuscating, covering up, and turning a deaf ear to the cries of the American people for an honest account of what appears to be attempted murder on the paht of the vice president... "
Reporter: "The White House claims it was an accident."
Ted: "Accident? Driving drunk with a woman you're cheating on your wife with, crashing the car off a bridge and swimming to safety, and then not reporting to anyone that the young woman was still trapped in the car and probably alive, but was left to suffocate because I didn't notify the authorities until the next morning. Now THAT'S an accident."