And the #1 reason why Ted Kennedy can't run for president and Dick Cheney can.
Top Ten Reasons It is Still Safer to Go Hunting with Dick Cheney than to Ride in a Car with Ted Kennedy
10. The Vice President doesn't need to sober up before calling for help.
9. The Vice President travels with a medical team rather than a scandal sanitation squad.
8. Vice President Cheney does not have delusional Presidential aspirations to cloud his judgment in a crisis.
7. Hunting with the VP doesn't involve navigating any dangerous bridges.
6. As the victim of an accident involving a Republican, your name will actually be reported on CNN and CBS news.
5. Cheney - Number 8 Bird Shot; Kennedy - 8 shots of Wild Turkey.
4. You don't have to wait for Cheney to concoct an alibi before help arrives.
3. If there is an accident, Cheney will attempt to save your life rather than his political career.
2. You will be able to tell your children and grandchildren about hunting with the Vice Presdient years later.
And the Number ONE reason It is Still Safer to Go Hunting with Dick Cheney than to Ride in a Car with Ted Kennedy:
1. If Vice President Cheney makes a statement regarding Gun Safety, reporters will actually be able to ask you for a comment.
Excellent!
And the #1 reason why Ted Kennedy can't run for president and Dick Cheney can.
I tuned in to Letterman last night just to see what he'd say about the incident. Naturally, during the monologue there was the joking, but after he sat down, did anyone hear him say that Cheney and the others were drinking (alcohol) at the time? Well we here on FR know that's not true, but tell me that some liberals won't take that as fact. UGH!!
ROTFLOL! You should send that to Letterman.
Excellent!
Excellent list! It's funny because it's true.
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