What Happened to Barbra? She is Silent after State of The Union

02/02/06 | HonduGOP

[HonduGOP]

Liberal diva Barbra Streisand has remained silent after President Bush's SOTU Address. It has been more than a month since the 63-year old liberal songbird has not updated her "Statements" section in her website giving us an insight into her mind. We are used to hear her words of wisdom regarding global warming, the War in Iraq, and her love for President Bush. Barbra, where are you? The last thing we heard is that Ole Barbra was busy shedding extra pounds eating a $15.00 a day Jenny Craig diet with her husband James Brolin, 65.

[Philistone]

Maybe she's actually dead and the left is just covering up the fact to be trotted out as an "October surprise"!

Sorry, wishful thinking...

[Chewie84]

"Sneezed her brains out, perhaps?"
Lol! Good one!

There was this great episode of "South Park" where Streisand was the villain, and was trying to steal a magic triangle from the boys. At one point, she comes up to the boys in disguise to ask for it, and here's some of how their conversation goes:
Stan: Hey, no wonder that Barbra Streisand lady wanted it.
Streisand in disguise: Oh, heh heh heh, who is that?
Kyle: Oh, just this really really old lady who wishes she was still only 45.
(The boys laugh)
Stan: Yeah, and you should have seen her nose, it was big enough to land stealth bombers on!

In either case, the less we hear from that hag, the better.

[Old Seadog]

"What ever happened to Barbra? What ever happened to Barbra??
Who gives a flying leap?

[chiefqc]

From the last picture I saw of her she was to busy stuffing donuts into her face.

[bert]

Perhaps she dried up and blew away.

[Lizavetta]

I think she's still suffering from PASD.

(Post Alito Stress Disorder)

[lilylangtree]

Silence is golden.

[USS Alaska]

Take a ski trip down that slope.

[Galveston Grl]

Did she eat her herself to death.

[sheik yerbouty]

I'd rather go into free fall..