A Few of FR's Finest...Every Day....02-02-06...Kids Say The Darndest Things!

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Kids Say The Darndest Things!

Most grade school teachers agree that kids say the darndest things. Here are some examples:

The future of "I give" is "I take."

The parts of speech are lungs and air.

The inhabitants of Moscow are called Mosqitoes.

A census taker is man who goes from house to house increasing the population.

Define H2O and CO2. H2O is hot water and CO2 is cold water.

A virgin forest is a forest where the hand of man has never set foot.

The general direction of the Alps is straight up.

A city purifies its water supply by filtering the water then forcing it through an aviator.

Most of the houses in France are made of plaster of Paris.

The people who followed the Lord were called the 12 oppossums.

The spinal column is a long bunch of bones.

The head sits on the top and you sit on the bottom.

We do not raise silk worms in the United States, because we get our silk from rayon. He is a larger worm and gives more silk.

One of the main causes of dust is janitors.

A scout obeys all to whom obedience is due and respects all duly constipated authorities.

One by-product of raising cattle is calves.

To prevent head colds, use an agonizer to spray into the nose until it drips into the throat.

The four seasons are salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar.

The climate is hottest next to the Creator.

Oliver Cromwell had a large red nose, but under it were deeply religious feelings.

The word trousers is an uncommon noun because it is singular at the top and plural at the bottom.

Syntax is all the money collected at the church from sinners.

The blood circulates through the body by flowing down one leg and up the other.

In spring, the salmon swim upstream to spoon.

Iron was discovered because someone smelt it.

In the middle of the 18th century, all the morons moved to Utah.

A person should take a bath once in the summer, not so often in the winter

Out of the mouth of babes! Have a GREAT Thursday...feel free to share special stories (AND pictures of the little ones in your life) ...and thanks for stopping in at the FINEST!

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[Victoria Delsoul]

Good to see you, Lori. Hope you're enjoying your evening.

[Darksheare]

We tried.

When the house was sold, the guy who bought the house brought in a bulldozer to shove the rock aside, then he hired rock drills to bust it up.
(He also cut down every tree in the yard.)

[Victoria Delsoul]

First, Mom and Dad made him as a symbol of their love, and then Dad put a seed in my Mom's stomach, and Luke grew in there. He ate for nine months through an umbrella cord."

Priceless, LOL!!!

[Victoria Delsoul]

OMG! Hahahaha.

[Mama_Bear]

I am going to shut down now and say good night. Seems like I have been at this computer most of the day.

Good night, and please God, bless my friends, Nan and Victoria. HUGS!

[JustAmy]

LOL

Thanks, Victoria.

Marissa was talking about kissing and I told her she could not kiss a boy until she was either engaged or married. She looked at me and asked "Is engaged a date?"

Looks like I have my work ahead of me. :)

[Mama_Bear]

Good night, Sistah D. God bless you and yours. :-)

[Victoria Delsoul]

Nighty night, Lori.

Sweet dreams, and may God bless you as well.

[Victoria Delsoul]

"Is engaged a date?"

LOL!!!

[Mama_Bear]

Marissa was talking about kissing and I told her she could not kiss a boy until she was either engaged or married. She looked at me and asked "Is engaged a date?" Looks like I have my work ahead of me. :)

LOL!!! Yes, indeed.

Good night, Amy. I am cutting out early. Going to watch some tv and go to bed.

[Darksheare]

We'd left the trees in place because they kept the building cooler in summer and kept the wind from buffeting the building in winter.

So this guy comes into the country, buys the house because it's in the country, and then he turns around and makes it look like the suburbs that he said he hated.

*chuckle*

We had a fire place inside, and this genius looks at the ceiling and asks, "Was there a fire in here?"
Hello?
Fireplace?
LOL.
It was quite interesting..

[WVNan]

Night Lori. Thank you for helping as usual. I miss seeing you. I have been so very busy lately. Funerals etc. You have a good night. Give JK a big hug and remind him that you guys have a date in WV this summer. God bless.

[Alberta's Child]

It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need someone to clean up after them.
- Anita, age 9

Tell your wife that she looks pretty even if she looks like a truck.
-Ricky, age 10

Holy smokes . . . I think Anita and Ricky were made for each other. LOL.

[WVNan]

Hey Amy! How's the knee?

[Mama_Bear]

Give JK a big hug and remind him that you guys have a date in WV this summer.

Will do. Now, I really am going to shut down. 'nite.

[WVNan]

ROTHFOL.,....

[Victoria Delsoul]

You're terrible!

[Victoria Delsoul]

LOL!!! Very observant.

[JustAmy]

Good night, Dutchess. Pleasant dreams.

Thanks for the wonderful thread.

[JustAmy]

Night, Lori. Sweet dreams.

Hope to see you tomorrow.