Posted on 01/26/2006 10:35:47 AM PST by rellimpank
WASHINGTON -- I cannot rid from my mind the name Alioto, Judge Samuel Alioto. That is the name of Judge Samuel Alito as pronounced by the delightful Senator Edward Kennedy, or is it Eduardo Kennedino? No, it is simply Teddy, and he is as entertaining as any U.S. senator since the days of the soused Southerners, who would tipple their way through the dreamy days on Capitol Hill, rousing themselves for histrionic oratory in the mid-afternoon and then slumping back into their seats, awaiting the late afternoon hour when they would all gather in one or another's chambers for a "restorative" -- then on to dinner.
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My dad invariably refers to Senator Ted as "that man who killed that girl."
it still doesn't rank anywhere near Maxine Water's Solomon Smith Barney Frank
Ironically enough, Boston's tongue-tied mayor, Tom
Menino, once had trouble pronouncing the name of
Ted. "Senator Ted Cunna-, uh, Cunna, Cunna-dy..."
Ready Teddy been sniffin' at the jug, hmmmmm!
I laughed out loud through the whole thing! Ali Oto, the terrorist judge nominated by Pres. Bush. BWAHAHAHAHA!
Thats funny, I mean FUNNY!!
Some how I just can't blame the liquid sprits for Teddys
problems. I think a lot of it is DNA.
As I posted on another thread of limericks;
Er, Uh Judge Ally ota
I uh er care not one iota
How qualified you are
For I must get to a bar
To fill my daily booze quota.
I think we should admire the man's ability to stand upright and speak. Could you do as well after downing a fifth of vodka? Hmmmmm?
Great! Thanks for posting this. It is worth the whole read.
FYI
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Changing the law is in the hands of legislators such as the delightful Senator Kennedino, who during his Judiciary Committee performance blubbered that "this nominee was influenced by the Goldwater presidency." Damn, I love this man.
LOL ...
I have been wondering if I am the only one who noticed that during the Judiciary Committee proceedings this week Teddy (D. Chappaquidick) criticized Alito for approving of strip searching "a ten-year-old warrant". I am not making that up, honestly.
I have been wondering if I am the only one who noticed that during the Judiciary Committee proceedings this week Teddy (D. Chappaquidick) criticized Alito for approving of strip searching "a ten-year-old warrant". I am not making that up, honestly.
Send it to Rush--he might be able to find it and air it!
If he can refer to the "Goldwater presidency" he can refer to a strip searching a "ten-year-old warrant." He's such a gasbag!
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