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Teddy (Brain-dead Senator from Ma)
Townhall.com ^ | 26 January 2006 | Emmett Tyrrell

Posted on 01/26/2006 2:50:07 AM PST by Aussie Dasher

WASHINGTON -- I cannot rid from my mind the name Alioto, Judge Samuel Alioto. That is the name of Judge Samuel Alito as pronounced by the delightful Sen. Edward Kennedy, or is it Eduardo Kennedino? No, it is simply Teddy, and he is as entertaining as any U.S. Senator since the days of the soused Southerners, who would tipple their way through the dreamy days on Capitol Hill, rousing themselves for histrionic oratory in the mid-afternoon and then slumping back into their seats, awaiting the late afternoon hour when they would all gather in one or another's chambers for a "restorative" -- then on to dinner.

Teddy, in this health-mad era, is a throwback to the Senate's post-Prohibition 1930s. Anyone who watched him during the Senate Judiciary Committee hearings on Judge Alioto or Alito or whatever the hell his name is must have gleaned that Teddy had hardly a clue as to what he was doing. His set speeches were written for him by brainy staff members who will soon move on to Washington law firms or lobbying outfits, all becoming polite versions (Democratic versions, that is) of the hellish Abramoff or Abraham Hoff or whatever his name might be. This gluttonous rogue, bursting out of his overcoat as he waddles from court appearances to his waiting car, is a scandalous figure to be sure. Jack Abramoff stands at the end of a long line of such shabby fixers. One of Abramoff's predecessors, whose name was on the tongue of every Washington watcher in the early 1980s, was Tongsun Park of Abscam fame. (That scandal occasioned the expulsion of the first House member since 1861, the Hon. Michael Myers, Democrat from Pennsylvania.) Park has just been indicted for one of the many U.N. scandals. Possibly Abramoff has a future at the United Nations.

Park, Abramoff, they come and go, but the Democratic fixers remain. When they do trip up, the Kultursmog simply ignores their indiscretions. In the 1990s we had an entire presidential administration of fixers, with the chief fixers seated right at the top, Bill and Hillary. Last week Independent Counsel David Barrett (one of seven Independent Counsels from the Clinton years) delivered up his final report detailing the Clinton administration's bullying exertions to fix both an IRS investigation and Independent Counsel Barrett's investigation. As yet, hardly a ripple of interest has troubled the serene waters of this great city. The media for the most part missed the fact that some 120 pages of the report were redacted. In fact, the New York Times was so oblivious that it actually reported that the Barrett Report was the "full report," a judicial panel having, according to the Times, "ordered a full disclosure."

Certainly the silver-haired Teddy is not interested in the Barrett Report. He is interested in Ali Oto, the Islamic terrorist whom the Bush administration has nominated for the Supreme Court. Thundering and blubbering during the Senate Judiciary Committee's grilling of the bemused nominee, Teddy stumbled over questions that were supposed to reveal dreadful revelations about the judge. The Democrats discovered that as a young Princetonian in the early 1970s, he was a party to something called Concerned Alumni of Princeton. Teddy, Sen. Charles Schumer, and their colleagues now call this "a radical group." I actually remember the groups from those days that were called "radical." They committed mayhem, destroyed university buildings and at the end of their idealistic saga robbed banks. One actually destroyed the ROTC building at Princeton. They were on the left, not the right; and liberal Democrats in those days admired their "ideals" if not their methods.

As Judge whatever his name is proceeds to confirmation in the Senate, it is worth observing that all the issues the Democrats have raised about him are false issues. As for abortion, the Supreme Court will never overturn it. The Court has already adjudged it constitutional, and it will take a constitutional amendment to change that decision, then most likely state action. The Democrats' fear of "judicial activism" from a conservative Supreme Court is also a false issue. The conservatives on the court believe in judicial restraint, not activism. Their point is that they are restrained by the law. Changing the law is in the hands of legislators such as the delightful Sen. Kennedino, who during his Judiciary Committee performance blubbered that "this nominee was influenced by the Goldwater presidency." Damn, I love this man.


TOPICS: Editorial; Government; News/Current Events; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: 109th; alioto; alito; alitovote; emmetttyrrell; jabba; jackass; justicealalioto; justicealito; kennedy; lardass; mentallydeficient; scotus; slob; whale
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Lard Ass is truly one of the greats...great ____ of our time (insert description)!
1 posted on 01/26/2006 2:50:10 AM PST by Aussie Dasher
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2 posted on 01/26/2006 2:52:07 AM PST by DoughtyOne (01/11/06: Ted Kennedy becomes the designated driver and moral spokesperson for the Democrat party.)
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To: Aussie Dasher
Kennedy is a pathetic national embarrassment
3 posted on 01/26/2006 2:57:07 AM PST by yer gonna put yer eye out (Note to NYT: Those who spin, cannot win...(think Johnny Cochran))
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To: yer gonna put yer eye out
"Kennedy is a pathetic national embarrassment."

True. And yet I find myself thanking God that he's a Democrat.
4 posted on 01/26/2006 2:59:15 AM PST by LIConFem (A fronte praecipitium, a tergo lupi.)
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To: Aussie Dasher
Lard Ass...

That's Senator Lard Ass to you!

... is truly one of the greats...great ____ of our time (insert description)!

As much as I'd like to fill in the blank, I'll refrain... wait! ... I changed my mind.

Senator Lard Ass the Sot (aka Sinner Eduardo Kennedino) is truly one of the greats...great Kopeckne Killer of our time.

Changing the law is in the hands of legislators such as the delightful Sen. , who during his Judiciary Committee performance blubbered that "this nominee was influenced by the Goldwater presidency." Damn, I love this man.

I love him too! What a guy.

5 posted on 01/26/2006 3:02:12 AM PST by DumpsterDiver
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To: DumpsterDiver

and the fine people of Massachusetts, keep electing this lard ass to the same office, over and over again.

Kerry too. What the heck is up with this???

It is like a mental illness with these people.


6 posted on 01/26/2006 3:04:59 AM PST by television is just wrong (Our sympathies are misguided with illegal aliens...)
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To: Aussie Dasher
No, it is simply Teddy,

Make that FAT TEDDY.

7 posted on 01/26/2006 3:06:20 AM PST by Jemian (He is no fool to give up what he cannot keep, in order to gain what he cannot lose. -Jim Elliot)
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To: television is just wrong

I think we've previously established the correctness of your view...


8 posted on 01/26/2006 3:06:44 AM PST by Aussie Dasher (The Great Ronald Reagan & John Paul II - Heaven's Dream Team!)
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To: television is just wrong
I for one hope Teddy lives to be 100 and that the mentally ill people of Mass. keep electing him. Same for Bird, wait, I think he is 100.

One unintended benefit of a liberally and mentally dishonest MSM is that it creates people like Teddy. If a Conservative makes truly idiotic remarks he's culled from the herd. Idiotic old wood Democrats are never culled, they just continue on and on.

I rather like having the current crop of Dem leadership as the enemy. They are simply caricatures of "stupid liberals."
9 posted on 01/26/2006 3:14:55 AM PST by SampleMan
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To: SampleMan

And the people of Massachusetts wonder why they're known widely as

MASSHOLES!!


10 posted on 01/26/2006 3:20:10 AM PST by elcid1970
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To: DoughtyOne
Great line you have there.

Ted Kennedy becomes the designated driver and moral spokesperson for the Democrat party.


11 posted on 01/26/2006 3:22:40 AM PST by SkyPilot
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To: elcid1970

Actually, we keep electing him so we know he's not driving around the state, but safely in Washington.


12 posted on 01/26/2006 3:24:17 AM PST by Darkwolf377 (http://www.welovetheiraqiinformationminister.com/#quotes)
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To: SampleMan

well, you have a point. The man has been in that office since I was in grammar school. Maybe longer. I'm not sure. Job for life. Never has to campaign, just sit back and watch the checks roll in.

Oh, and make a lard ass out of yourself in the mean time.


13 posted on 01/26/2006 3:26:27 AM PST by television is just wrong (Our sympathies are misguided with illegal aliens...)
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Residents of MA, NJ, and NY are not Americans, as the rest of us know Americans. They have been mentally spayed and neutered into believing the rest of us are there to take care of them...sort of New Orleans, writ large. The real question is: Why are we letting the despots in D C take 40% of our paychecks to enable these dependents? Were I President, I'd start by shutting down Amtrak, and go on from there in eliminating every socialist program that Kennedino, Schumerino, and Clintonino have funded for the care and feeding of their parasite constituencies.


14 posted on 01/26/2006 3:37:31 AM PST by kittymyrib
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To: kittymyrib

...New York CITY, thank you. My county is quite red.


15 posted on 01/26/2006 3:42:30 AM PST by RedBeaconNY (Vous parlez trop, mais vous ne dites rien.)
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To: Aussie Dasher
I cannot rid from my mind the name Alioto, Judge Samuel Alioto.

Kennedy fits right in with his junior colleague, John Kerry, who pronounces Abramoff's name "Abrahamoff".

16 posted on 01/26/2006 3:44:14 AM PST by Fresh Wind (Democrats are guilty of whatever they scream the loudest about.)
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To: Aussie Dasher

17 posted on 01/26/2006 3:46:34 AM PST by maggief (and the dessert cart rolls on ...)
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To: yer gonna put yer eye out
Kennedy is a pathetic national embarrassment

For sure, and isn't it amazing that he's not even from New York? Although we have two of the top ten here......

18 posted on 01/26/2006 3:47:05 AM PST by b4its2late (Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.)
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To: Aussie Dasher
I cannot rid from my mind the name Alioto, Judge Samuel Alioto

I can't seem to either. Everytime I hear the man's name I think of what an idiot Kennedy truly is.

19 posted on 01/26/2006 3:47:40 AM PST by GWB00 (Barbara Streisand barely made it out of high school.)
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To: Aussie Dasher

A snapshot of Teddy's Dim voter base. Duh.

20 posted on 01/26/2006 3:48:03 AM PST by Liz (You may not be interested in politics; doesn't mean politics isn't interested in you. Pericles)
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