Glamour Mag: Being Conservative Is "Most Intimate Problem" (Conservative Women Are Doomed Alert)

Debbie Schlussel.com ^ | 01/20/06 | Debbie Schlussel

[goldstategop]

Why do I read stupid "women's" magazines, like Glamour and Cosmo? So you don't have to. I tell you what your wives, girlfriends, and maybe even (if you are a woman) you are reading.

The February (Valentine's Day) issue is most interesting. In addition to featuring a picture of Mary Cheney and her "partner" and gushing over how cool it is that they appeared together at an official White House Dinner, Glamour gives us "Rescue Me!--Your Most Intimate Problems, Solved: Big Worries, Little Worries, Weird Worries." And guess what February's lead "worry" is?:

Q: I recently reconnected with a childhood friend and it turns out she's very politically conservative. (I'm definitely not!) Is our friendship doomed?

Here's Glamour's answer, courtesy of advice columnist Irma Kurtz:

A: Not necessarily, assuming this woman hasn't mentioned things that you found deeply offensive or upsetting. . . . Think "friendship lite" . . . .

So there you have it: Being a conservative woman is an "intimate problem" according to chick-mag Glamour. Remember that the next time a chick you know plunks down the three or four bucks for this trash.

[Clemenza]

I'm still having an "intimate problem" finding a conservative woman. Every one I meet is either a Jesus freak or a white-bread Muffy type.

[pcottraux]

Chicks don't dig guys that are too eager....

Well, that explains a lot.

[goldstategop]

I'm a guy and I don't read trashy women's mags. I don't think an intelligent and self-respecting woman would want to look up the articles in them either. Women are more than men's sexual playthings.

(Denny Crane: "I Don't Want To Socialize With A Pinko Liberal Democrat Commie. Say What You Like About Republicans. We Stick To Our Convictions. Even When We Know We're Dead Wrong.")

[goldstategop]

Really? I knew she was engaged but I heard the marriage never went through. If it did, then I am in error and apologize.

(Denny Crane: "I Don't Want To Socialize With A Pinko Liberal Democrat Commie. Say What You Like About Republicans. We Stick To Our Convictions. Even When We Know We're Dead Wrong.")

[BobS]

"CONSERVATIVE SINGLE WOMEN!!! LOOK HERE!!! I'M RIGHT HERE!!!!"

You will end up with red-haired wacko biker babe like that. Try to shimmy up to the one you would like to meet and QUIETLY say something nice to her to get her attention. You have 3 seconds. She knows you are there.

[RockinRight]

Well, what do I know...

[RockinRight]

I hear ya, bro.

[RockinRight]

I usually end up with blond, wacko liberal chicks...so I'm not doing something right, either...

[TASMANIANRED]

Conservative women are the only real women.


All the others are just fluff.

[pcottraux]

You will end up with red-haired wacko biker babe like that.

No complaints here. I need some discipline.

[durasell]

This thread has the potential to devolve into something interesting. I'm patiently waiting...

[TASMANIANRED]

Hope springs eternal.

Some where is a very conservative gal that has been sitting home disgusted because all the men she meets just want to hook up.

[RockinRight]

Me too...but it's getting to be "that time" of the night where FR dies quickly...

[BobS]

"laura Ingraham is not single. Sorry."

I missed something. Did she get back with the guy she was with before she had her health problem? I know the guy broke it off so she could concentrate on getting well.

[RockinRight]

I hadn't heard anything. I'll ask her tonight when she stops over...

[durasell]

Well, at least they're not talking about:

A)Feelings
B)Sexuality in religious terms
C)Brokeback Mountain

[Clemenza]

The only pro-Bush, conservative woman I ever dated was from Iran!

[durasell]

Never date women from countries that begin with the letter "I"

[Rca2000]

I like the phrase I heard somewhere--- Diversity really means Perversity".

[RockinRight]

I'll tell you what...I have seen some smokin' HOT Iranian chicks.