Posted on 01/09/2006 10:02:45 PM PST by april15Bendovr
Judge Alito?
Yes Senator Kenedy?
Have you ever heard of this saying above the Supreme Court?
Yes I have Ted.
"No, I don't think bridge designers ought to be held in contempt any more than gun owners. Inanimate objects without evil design intentions such as bridges or guns by themselves don't commit reckless irresponsible murder."
Why that fat bloated pig (Teddy) gets re-elected defies understanding.
Alito: "Senator, maybe you shouldn't have eaten two bowls of chili before you came in here..."
Alito: "Why does he keep calling me 'Pedro' and asking me to bring him a martini?"
Hey, at least he has a fat bloated pig like thing going - explain how Kerry gets reelected. He hardly even shows up.
I think what he's really thinking is, "I can't believe the price of admission is having to deal with this bafoon and treat him as if I really take him seriously. And then I still have to listen his and the other's incoherencey and act as if I really understand and respect what they're saying. Oh the humanity... I guess I will just pass the time trying to guess TK's weight. Now that's a task that requires judicial temperment.
I think we have a winner.
Off topic a bit, but why is it verbotin amongst politicians to bring up the fact of ted's drowning of Mary Jo?
Or Byrd's KKK affiliation?
Why are pubbies so spineless in these matters?
the people of Massachusetts have some kind of bond with this guy. They are in LOVE with the Kennedy's. I have relatives back there who would vote him in over and over again.
You cannot talk them out of it. It is a mental state they are all in back there.
lol, probably couldn't find an unsuspecting gal to drown over holiday.
I first read the title of this thread to be "Capsize Ted Kennedy"! ;-P
"Err. Mr Scarlito. How do we know you aren't in the er, Mafia? A lot of Italians are in the Mafia. I suspect the Mafia is made up of all Italics. So, could you repeat your question? It wasn't clear. Clearly, I have no recollection of that event, Senator. I looked around and Mary Jo and the car were gone".
Alito: What?
Kennedy: Don't be abrasive. Just answer the question. Answer the phone, damn you. What am I paying you for?
Too bad cholesterol can't be used as fuel. Ted could out-produce ANWAR.
"Has anyone seen the drink that was in this hand a few moments ago?"
My husband and I burst out laughing at that Alioto pronounciation. It was definitely an Osama Obama moment.
"This bounty hunter is my kind of scum, fearless and inventive."
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