"No, I don't think bridge designers ought to be held in contempt any more than gun owners. Inanimate objects without evil design intentions such as bridges or guns by themselves don't commit reckless irresponsible murder."
"No, I don't think bridge designers ought to be held in contempt any more than gun owners. Inanimate objects without evil design intentions such as bridges or guns by themselves don't commit reckless irresponsible murder."
Alito: "Senator, maybe you shouldn't have eaten two bowls of chili before you came in here..."
Alito: "Why does he keep calling me 'Pedro' and asking me to bring him a martini?"
Off topic a bit, but why is it verbotin amongst politicians to bring up the fact of ted's drowning of Mary Jo?
Or Byrd's KKK affiliation?
Why are pubbies so spineless in these matters?
I first read the title of this thread to be "Capsize Ted Kennedy"! ;-P
"Err. Mr Scarlito. How do we know you aren't in the er, Mafia? A lot of Italians are in the Mafia. I suspect the Mafia is made up of all Italics. So, could you repeat your question? It wasn't clear. Clearly, I have no recollection of that event, Senator. I looked around and Mary Jo and the car were gone".
Alito: What?
Kennedy: Don't be abrasive. Just answer the question. Answer the phone, damn you. What am I paying you for?
Too bad cholesterol can't be used as fuel. Ted could out-produce ANWAR.
"Has anyone seen the drink that was in this hand a few moments ago?"
"Judge Alito, do you know who I am? Please tell me because I've forgotten. You see my father had me undergo a lobotomy years ago when he discovered that I wanted to enter politics. He told me that it would make me a better politician if I didn't have a brain."
"Would someone tell me why that person in the back is waving a sign that says "Remember Mary Jo Kopechne?"
"Oh no. I've soiled my pants again."