[presidio9]

Onetime "Bear Whisperer" Tim Treadwell has moved on to a career in Alaskan fertilizer...

[xcamel]

I hear the "vonage" tune playing again....

[Billthedrill]

This is only true for conservatives. I know for a fact that Sierra Club members can tame a bison by flicking it sharply on the nose with a finger.

Well, that's what I tell them, anyway.

[redhead]

Bump...

[peyton randolph]

Onetime "Bear Whisperer" Tim Treadwell has moved on to a career in Alaskan fertilizer...

He was Leonardo DiCaprio's hero...which is further evidence of Hollywood idiocy.

[Darksheare]

Unfortunately, the idiot animal rights wackos that get mauled by wildlife describe the event in semi-religious tones as if they communed with some supreme being rather than being mauled by nature.

[b4its2late]

The seal responded by biting off the woman's nose.

Well, at least she doesn't have to carry a handkerchief anymore.....

[kerryusama04]

That nut-job Aussie croc hunter has a bit to do with this as well.

[JackDanielsOldNo7]

Instead of Bush's Fault on wildlife stories it is now Disney's Fault. Someone make that a stamp for wildlife stories. Gotta blame someone.

[kx9088]

The comment about Disney movies is spot-on.

[freedumb2003]

A South African mugger fleeing the scene of his crime hides in a tiger enclosure.

We don't have NEAR enough tiger enclosures in South Central LA or Central Park NY

[Luke Skyfreeper]

Lions mauled a South African teenager in March who came too close to their enclosure while trying to impress his girlfriend.

I'm sure she was impressed.

[SouthTexas]

Didn't know Disney was that popular in south Africa.

[melt]

Here kitty-kitty...!

[DakotaGator]

It seems every year at least one person is killed/seriously injured by buffalo in the Black Hills of South Dakota.

These are wild animals and, despite their size, move very quickly. Warning signs are posted and ignored. Then nature takes its course.

I just nod to Darwin.

[jws3sticks]

[seastay]

An abused goat killed its owner . . . and then was saved by animal lovers who thought it acted rightly.

6,500 minks set free by animal rights activists rampaged through the British countryside

http://www.snopes.com/horrors/animals/snowball.htm
http://www.snopes.com/critters/crusader/crusader.asp

[USNBandit]

When I was eight my folks took the family through Custer State Park in South Dakota to see the Bison herd. We saw a guy pull his truck over by the side of the road, get out and walk up to a solitary bull to take a picture. My dad pulled over to the side of the road and told us "Watch this kids. This guy is about to die."

Fortunately for our young psyches when the bull charged the guy was able to jump through the window of his truck. The bison didn't slow down and rammed the side of his truck. That was back when trucks were still made of metal, but it left a huge dent.

[Honor above all]

A couple of years ago I took the family on a trip to Yellowstone. What a glorious experience. On our first day as we drove through the park I saw a woman walking her toddler over to touch a full blown bull elk that was lying off of the side of the road. It had an enormous very sharp rack of antlers. Mom and babe were walking over for a photo shoot that dad was directing. I told my family that this was how we get rid of the "unlucky" people. What idiots. Luckily for them, a ranger arrived and chased them off before they were impaled.

[savedbygrace]

LOL. (That's not too disrespectful is it?)

[Fierce Allegiance]

He had some cool work, but should have worn his Hurtubise second generation bear-proof suit.