Onetime "Bear Whisperer" Tim Treadwell has moved on to a career in Alaskan fertilizer...
Posted on 01/02/2006 1:51:12 PM PST by presidio9
A South African mugger fleeing the scene of his crime hides in a tiger enclosure.
On the country's coast, a woman attempts to be a good Samaritan by pushing a young seal into the sea, believing the poor thing is stranded.
Both people paid heavily for their stupidity, underscoring one of nature's truisms: humans do dumb things around wild animals.
"I blame it on Walt Disney, where animals are given human qualities. People don't understand that a wild animal is not something that is nice to pat. It can seriously harm you," said James Cameron, a South African professional hunter.
The cartoon image of wildlife may have prompted a 49-year-old South African woman in October to try to help a seal which she believed was stranded, allowing her 1-year-old grandchild to stroke the creature in the process.
The seal responded by biting off the woman's nose.
Cape Fur Seals are common on South African shores and many have become accustomed to humans.
They are a popular tourist attraction and can be viewed playing in the sea by Cape Town's waterfront -- which may also give a false impression of placid friendliness.
"Cute" seal pups have also been used as potent symbols by groups such as the International Fund for Animal Welfare, further enhancing the animal's "cuddly status".
But they can in fact be dangerous and sometimes attack people who venture too close -- as South Africa's noseless do-gooder discovered to her horror.
TIGER TROUBLE
Then there was the South African robber who made the mistake last month of taking refuge in an enclosure which turned out to be home to a pair of unimpressed tigers.
He had fled into a nearby zoo after security guards heard the screams of a couple he had just mugged in Bloemfontein, about 400 km (250 miles) south-west of Johannesburg.
Unsurprisingly, he was mauled to death by the big cats.
The mugger was not the first South African criminal to err in hiding among zoo animals.
Max, a 200 kg (440 lb.) gorilla, won fame in 1997 after being wounded by a terrified gunman who jumped a moat into his space in Johannesburg's zoo while fleeing police.
Max pinned the fugitive against the wall of his enclosure and guarded him even after being shot until police arrived, making him an instant folk hero in crime-ridden South Africa.
Other people don't realise that you shouldn't get between a mother and her offspring -- especially when dealing with the world's largest land mammal.
In April of this year, an elephant gored a tourist to death in a Ugandan national park after the man, carrying an 8-year-old boy in his arms, approached the animal's calf.
"I think many people are just far removed from nature. People who live in cities often see nature as something that is tame and manageable," said Sue Lieberman, director of the global species programme for conservation group WWF International.
"And wrongly so. We don't need to tame nature, we need to keep the wild out there," she told Reuters.
SHOW-OFFS
Then there are the show-offs.
Lions mauled a South African teenager in March who came too close to their enclosure while trying to impress his girlfriend.
The sixteen-year-old, his girlfriend and his mother were having lunch with the lion keeper when he ignored advice and went off with his girlfriend to see the lions in the breeding section of the park just north of Johannesburg.
The boy went into an area off-limits to the public and touched a lion through the mesh fence.
The lion quickly sank its teeth into his arm and dragged him under the fence before the curator came, drove the four adult lions in the enclosure away and rescued the teenager.
"It just shows a total disregard and disrespect for wild animals," said Cameron.
The boy was luckier than a couple from Taiwan in 1993, who got out of their car to photograph lions up close at a South African game park -- and who were quickly savaged to death by the beasts.
Onetime "Bear Whisperer" Tim Treadwell has moved on to a career in Alaskan fertilizer...
I hear the "vonage" tune playing again....
Well, that's what I tell them, anyway.
Bump...
He was Leonardo DiCaprio's hero...which is further evidence of Hollywood idiocy.
Unfortunately, the idiot animal rights wackos that get mauled by wildlife describe the event in semi-religious tones as if they communed with some supreme being rather than being mauled by nature.
Too funny ...
Well, at least she doesn't have to carry a handkerchief anymore.....
That nut-job Aussie croc hunter has a bit to do with this as well.
Max
Instead of Bush's Fault on wildlife stories it is now Disney's Fault. Someone make that a stamp for wildlife stories. Gotta blame someone.
The comment about Disney movies is spot-on.
Crikey, mate!
:-)
We don't have NEAR enough tiger enclosures in South Central LA or Central Park NY
I'm sure she was impressed.
Didn't know Disney was that popular in south Africa.
Here kitty-kitty...!
Precisely. Now, you can go up to Max and tell him he's hung like a gerbil, which is true, and be in perfect safety...unless, of course, he understands you...
Yes, nature is a vengeful and unpredictable god. She reminds me of a wild animal actually...
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