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Stalin's half-man, half-ape super-warriors
Scotsman ^ | December 20, 2005 | CHRIS STEPHEN AND ALLAN HALL

Posted on 12/20/2005 6:01:15 AM PST by NYer

THE Soviet dictator Josef Stalin ordered the creation of Planet of the Apes-style warriors by crossing humans with apes, according to recently uncovered secret documents.

Moscow archives show that in the mid-1920s Russia's top animal breeding scientist, Ilya Ivanov, was ordered to turn his skills from horse and animal work to the quest for a super-warrior.

According to Moscow newspapers, Stalin told the scientist: "I want a new invincible human being, insensitive to pain, resistant and indifferent about the quality of food they eat."

In 1926 the Politburo in Moscow passed the request to the Academy of Science with the order to build a "living war machine". The order came at a time when the Soviet Union was embarked on a crusade to turn the world upside down, with social engineering seen as a partner to industrialisation: new cities, architecture, and a new egalitarian society were being created.

The Soviet authorities were struggling to rebuild the Red Army after bruising wars.

And there was intense pressure to find a new labour force, particularly one that would not complain, with Russia about to embark on its first Five-Year Plan for fast-track industrialisation.

Mr Ivanov was highly regarded. He had established his reputation under the Tsar when in 1901 he established the world's first centre for the artificial insemination of racehorses.

Mr Ivanov's ideas were music to the ears of Soviet planners and in 1926 he was dispatched to West Africa with $200,000 to conduct his first experiment in impregnating chimpanzees.

Meanwhile, a centre for the experiments was set up in Georgia - Stalin's birthplace - for the apes to be raised.

Mr Ivanov's experiments, unsurprisingly from what we now know, were a total failure. He returned to the Soviet Union, only to see experiments in Georgia to use monkey sperm in human volunteers similarly fail.

A final attempt to persuade a Cuban heiress to lend some of her monkeys for further experiments reached American ears, with the New York Times reporting on the story, and she dropped the idea amid the uproar.

Mr Ivanov was now in disgrace. His were not the only experiments going wrong: the plan to collectivise farms ended in the 1932 famine in which at least four million died.

For his expensive failure, he was sentenced to five years' jail, which was later commuted to five years' exile in the Central Asian republic of Kazakhstan in 1931. A year later he died, reportedly after falling sick while standing on a freezing railway platform.


TOPICS: Business/Economy; Constitution/Conservatism; Crime/Corruption; Culture/Society; Foreign Affairs; Front Page News; Government; News/Current Events; Philosophy; Politics/Elections; Russia
KEYWORDS: breeding; orcs; russia; stalin; urakhai
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Super-troopers: Stalin wanted Planet of the Apes-like troops, insensitive to pain and hardship.
1 posted on 12/20/2005 6:01:16 AM PST by NYer
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Alternately, he just needed to provide enough vodka to the Red Army and got the same end result....


2 posted on 12/20/2005 6:03:09 AM PST by Kozak (Anti Shahada: " There is no God named Allah, and Muhammed is his False Prophet")
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To: NYer

Looks like they succeeded.

3 posted on 12/20/2005 6:03:20 AM PST by dfwgator
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Reminds me of the orcs. Man, left to his own devices, will destroy himself.


4 posted on 12/20/2005 6:05:12 AM PST by twigs
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Mr Ivanov's experiments, unsurprisingly from what we now know, were a total failure. He returned to the Soviet Union, only to see experiments in Georgia to use monkey sperm in human volunteers similarly fail.

Volunteers? Volunteer or get shot.

5 posted on 12/20/2005 6:05:14 AM PST by 2banana (My common ground with terrorists - They want to die for Islam, and we want to kill them.)
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like who would volunteer to make this happen?


6 posted on 12/20/2005 6:05:53 AM PST by camle (keep your mind open and somebody will fill it full of something for you.)
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To: NYer
Mr Ivanov's experiments, unsurprisingly from what we now know, were a total failure. He returned to the Soviet Union, only to see experiments in Georgia to use monkey sperm in human volunteers similarly fail.

Hmmm...there's a theory that AIDS crossed over from Monkeys to humans.....

7 posted on 12/20/2005 6:07:03 AM PST by Behind Liberal Lines
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"Weightlifting fans had their view of world record jerk"

But it is a picture of some strong guy, not John Kerry. I am confused?


8 posted on 12/20/2005 6:08:55 AM PST by Einigkeit_Recht_Freiheit ("A people that values its privileges above its principles soon loses both." - Dwight D. Eisenhower)
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To: camle
like who would volunteer to make this happen?


9 posted on 12/20/2005 6:09:18 AM PST by Tijeras_Slim ("We're a meat-based society.")
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10 posted on 12/20/2005 6:09:30 AM PST by The G Man (The Red States ... the world's only hope for survival.)
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Will the real Dr. Moreau please stand up!


11 posted on 12/20/2005 6:09:53 AM PST by truthluva ("Character is doing the right thing even when no one is looking" - JC Watts)
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The Stalin Wit.


http://www.weeklystandard.com/Content/Protected/Articles/000/000/006/410vwixw.asp


12 posted on 12/20/2005 6:10:37 AM PST by bkepley
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13 posted on 12/20/2005 6:13:40 AM PST by CarrotAndStick (The articles posted by me needn't necessarily reflect my opinion.)
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And to think the left howled when Reagan called the USSR The Evil Empire.


14 posted on 12/20/2005 6:14:46 AM PST by sully777 (What Would Brian Boitano Do?)
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To: StillProud2BeFree; nw_arizona_granny; Velveeta

PING


15 posted on 12/20/2005 6:15:44 AM PST by Calpernia (Breederville.com)
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Get your stinking paws off my chopper you God damned dirty ape!


16 posted on 12/20/2005 6:16:18 AM PST by massgopguy (massgopguy)
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I think this is more than just a story. Me thinks it happened.

17 posted on 12/20/2005 6:16:55 AM PST by satchmodog9 (Most people stand on the tracks and never even hear the train coming)
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LOTR's real life version of Saruman.


18 posted on 12/20/2005 6:17:40 AM PST by bubman
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There's a Devo song in this somewhere...


19 posted on 12/20/2005 6:17:54 AM PST by J_Frank_Parnell (But I showed them...I had a lobotomy in the end.)
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20 posted on 12/20/2005 6:18:15 AM PST by Puppage (You may disagree with what I have to say, but I shall defend to your death my right to say it)
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