Stalin's half-man, half-ape super-warriors

Scotsman ^ | December 20, 2005 | CHRIS STEPHEN AND ALLAN HALL

[Just mythoughts]

A pure unadulterated evolution thread.

[Puppage]

Dang, Satch! Ya beat me to it.

[FreeManWhoCan]

...years later American scientists suceeded where Stalin had not. The first Super-Soldier formula was tested on a skinny 10-pound weakling named Steve Rogers who went on to become Captain America. When Hitler discovered this, his spies were able to copy the formula and try it on their own 10-pound weakling, which resulted in the creation of the Red Skull."

[Former MSM Viewer]

[Reaganesque]

And I want frickin' laser beams attached to their heads...

Come to think of it, Stalin does look somewhat like Dr. Evil. Hmmmm.....

[festus]

Mr Ivanov's ideas were music to the ears of Soviet planners and in 1926 he was dispatched to West Africa with $200,000 to conduct his first experiment in impregnating chimpanzees.

So it is true how aids started. "Honest officer I was just helping this monkey over the fence."

Here monkey monkey monkey. I've got a banana for you !!!!

[Dallas59]

I prefer killer rabbits...

[gridlock]

Mr Ivanov was now in disgrace. His were not the only experiments going wrong: the plan to collectivise farms ended in the 1932 famine in which at least four million died.

Oh, yes, and BTW, four Million died. Nothing to see here. Move along.

We really ought to give Socialism another chance...

[pikachu]

He returned to the Soviet Union, only to see experiments in Georgia to use monkey sperm in human volunteers similarly fail.

The volunteers were all very sad that the experiment did not work, down to the last man. It was the basis of the movie 'Brokeback Commrade'

[Future Snake Eater]

Stalin: "How would I go about creating a half-man, half-monkey-type creature?"

Ivanov: "I'm sorry, that would be playing God."

Stalin: "God shmod! I want my monkey-man!"

[MAWG]

Too bad he is not alive. He could run for Mayor of Seattle and win!

[chemicalman]

New heavyweight champ, Nikolai Valuev.

[Calpernia]

But Evgeni Jugashvili, Joseph Stalin's grandson, seems to be filling his grandfather's shoes quite well.

[tumblindice]

Mongoloid?
http://www.freedomofchoice.com/devo/lyrics.asp

Oh No, It's Devo

[MAWG]

You mean " SilverBack Mountin " , dont you?

[J_Frank_Parnell]

I was thinking Jocko Homo.

[Graymatter]

insensitive to pain, resistant and indifferent about the quality of food they eat

And how would they be different from other Russians?

[MAWG]

Is he in Seattle?

[Calpernia]

I haven't seen him in the news since 2001.

[tumblindice]

There it is.

"I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy." Alec Baldwin

"No, go for the FL Al." Kim Basinger