[TASMANIANRED]

Should have added flashlights.

Men never have a wide enough variety of flashlights.

[processing please hold]

Gettin' my hubby a new roofing nailer and miter saw.

[jjmcgo]

That Ford Fairlane starter goes on the shelf next to the windshield wiper motor for the 1983 Oldsmobile Brougham and the special cap-type oil-filter remover for the 1975 Pinto.
No, not that shelf. That shelf is for all the jacks for all the cars I've ever owned. Never know when one might fit a new car. Watch out, the 1968 hydraulic jack leaks.
There's no such thing as too many chainsaws in the shed.

[blau993]

Firearms are good, as is ammunition for firearms he already owns.

[2banana]

Anything that goes "BOOM!"

[EsmeraldaA]

Great Tas!

Excellent ideas (the ones you said they were a no-no) for annoying a guy or two.
hehe hehe hehe

Of course if you have to the others will work.

[absolootezer0]

i'm too easy to shop for. i am very good at giving detailed lists. i go thru the lastest gun/ tool/ knife/ car/ jeep cataloge and circle everything i want. this is usually done by placing the cataloge on a larger sheet of paper and circling the entire thing.
imo tho, guns are the best presents.

[IronJack]

What do you mean, "Nobody knows why." Men like these things because ... because ... well, they're just ... well, we just DO, that's all.

Now tell me why a 40-year-old woman with a master's degree in cardiac nursing would go ga-ga over a 3 foot stuffed bear or a miniscule piece of sparkly carbon. At least a cordless drill (or 17) is GOOD for something ...

[Doomonyou]

10. Good places to shop for men include...

CABELA'S!

[petercooper]

When in doubt, buy beer.

[thackney]

"they left out firearms" ping

[Herakles]

Last Minute shopping ideas. A woman's guide to buying him a gift.(Humor)

16. A beautiful blond 20 something female for Christmas eve. Men love beautiful blond 20 something females on Christmas eve. No one knows why.

My fantasy continues!

[AmericanChef]

Men like food. I cook food.

[DM1]

THis left tons of stuff out
Porn, Arnold Schwarzenegger movies, guns, books about war etc etc etc

[sticker]

Is this where I mention my wife wants a new set of waders for Christmas?

[i_dont_chat]

Anything "night vision", for example binoculars or goggles.

Yep, that's the ticket.

[MikefromOhio]

I don't know about the bathrobe one. The backdoor to my house lets in a pretty good draft and it's nice to have a bathrobe to throw on as I let the dogs out in the morning....

[Conservative4Ever]

If your husband should be a guitarist, you can never go wrong with an effects pedal. Doesn't matter if he already has half a dozen, he will be thrilled with one more. Or, if he doesn't have that 5 string bass guitar yet..go for that. I could go on....

[nicmarlo]

1. When in doubt - buy him a cordless drill. It does not matter if he already has one.

humor ping! : )

[hschliemann]

Never buy a man a cordless anything.They never have juice when it's really needed.