Posted on 12/09/2005 1:30:15 PM PST by Tokra
‘Twas the night before “Holiday”
And all through the House
The Democrats were whining
“George Bush is a louse”
Their voters were all nestled
In their cold little bed
You see, those voters were actually dead.
When up from the clattering voices I heard
The sound of the KKK,
So I knew it was Senator Byrd.
When, what to my wondering eyes should appear
But Senator Kennedy, clutching a beer.
With words all a-slurred and eyes all a-red,
I know in a moment it must be ‘Ol Ted.
More rapid than eagles his curses they came,
He grimaced and called Bush a bad name.
Now Pelosi, now Boxer, now Gore and Hillary
Get off your fat duffs and find me a distillery.
He was joined all at once by a face so scary,
I knew in a flash that it was old John Kerry.
His visage was drawn out like a face on a horse,
He was holding a flag, with hammer and sickle, of course.
He was tall and cadaverous, a right scary ‘ol sight,
I screamed to myself with all of my might.
He spoke not a word, but went straight to his job,
Looking for more taxpayers he intended to rob.
So I smacked him a good one across his big nose,
And up in the air like an arrow he rose.
But I heard him explain “Despite all our splendor
America’s terrorist troops need to surrender”
So I closed all the windows and locked the front door,
I’m not letting in any Democrats, not never no more!
One comment, the Byrd KK stanza didn't quite work, but the rest near perfect.
Fun and funny.
The night before holiday -- a new classic.
ROTFLMAO
WONDERFUL!!
I'm only a few lines in and I'm laughing hard enough to hurt myself. Back for more. LOL.
Absolutely wonderful. Very well done!
Excellent!!!
Merry Christmas!!
BTTT
Jim Morrison would be envious. Great parody.
Hillaryarious!
Thats funny. I hate it when I laugh with soda pop in my mouth...almost came out my nose
Great poem! Thanks for the laugh! :)
I love it! Great!
I love it. I will send it around to my friends for their enjoyment, too. Thanks for posting it.
He was tall and cadaverous, a right scary ‘ol sight
Spot on!
Holiday ping-a-ling
Instant Classic! Just sent it out to 20 of my peeps. They'll each send out about 20 more. It's probably all over the planet by the time you read this.
HO, HO, HO!
Very, very, good, they should read this on FNC, yeah,right!!
EXCELLENT!
Here's one from Larry the Cable Guy: (an old favorite)
You better watch out
I think she's a guy
I ain't sure but somethin' ain't right
Hillary Clinton's comin---to town!
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