help with world two?

[BluAngel]

i am trying to do a paper on world war two and im have trouble finding information i have tried google and am not getting the information i need from it... any suggestions?

[r-q-tek86]

BK Guy

[Tennessee_Bob]

Oooo...be careful with that. I had a Professor in college that insisted that all term papers be turned in on disk - and then ran them through a software program to find out where they had been purchased.

[MineralMan]

Aha! Bluangel becomes blueyedcutie08. Amazing how easy that is.

[Grizzled Bear]

I had a Professor in college that insisted that all term papers be turned in on disk - and then ran them through a software program to find out where they had been purchased.
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Whether or not you can get away with it it's still wrong.

[MineralMan]

I just sold a bunch of those buttons on eBay. They were signed, too!

[Tennessee_Bob]

Oh, I don't advocate it by any means. If you don't do the work, you deserve to fail.

[eyespysomething]

Yep, we won, until we FDR pissed it away at Yalta.

Fixed!

[Recovering Hermit]

Oh, sure - spoil the book for me. Now I have to find something else to read.

Don't ever take me to a movie...

[CSM]

Thanks, I new I was getting senile...

[CSM]

Your dad must have been rich. I mean, we had to eat our potatoes frozen, the only warmth we could infuse into them was from the friction of dragging them behind us on the way to the library!

[FerdieMurphy]

Hey! Don't argue with a super intelligent PhD!

No one was going to do anything (excepting the Flying Tigers) in respect to Japan invading China.

As for Italy invading Ethiopia....no nation did anything except, perhaps, censure (that's always good for a laugh) Mussolini.

That blue eyed idiot would fail if she listened to your advice.:-)

[BJClinton]

Awww, are you BluAngel's mommy?

[CSM]

"Awesome. Why doesn't he just print out the Wikipedia page and turn that in?"

Because Looter Guy already took off with the page!

[Pajamajan]

Your post 51- ROFL! That's the most creative translation of WWII history I have ever read. You should get some kind of award.

[Billthedrill]

Glad to help. World War Two began when capitalists and Jews tried to dominate the world and crush the workers' necks under the iron boot-heel of oppression. A man named Karl Marx took control of Russia to fight the capitalists and his brother Groucho took control of Germany - he was the guy with the funny-looking mustache. Groucho helped the Brits out with an urban renewal project in London and they helped him out with one in Dresden. Karl created a workers' paradise by shooting anyone who was unhappy.

In the meantime, Japan bombed Pearl Harbor because they got overcharged at one of the resort hotels in Waikiki for those little bitty bottles of sake in the minibar. The U.S. got upset and, as usual, spoiled everybody's fun by dropping large bombs on everyone. Groucho ate a bullet and turned the government over to Mozart - remember how I helped you with your last term paper? Karl Marx died of AIDS in San Francisco and turned his government over to a guy who pounded the tables with his shoe and another guy with a splotch on his head who turned the government over to the Jews and the capitalists.

And the whole damn thing was Bush's fault.

Go ahead and cut-and-paste this thing in Word - most teachers will give you an "A." You do that by highlighting the text and bringing up a DOS window and typing "FORMAT C:" - this formats the paper properly. Now go get your Uncle Bill a beer...

[RightWhale]

Trouble finding information on WW II? Find an 85 year old man, if he will even talk to such a helpless student.

[MineralMan]

"Trouble finding information on WW II? Find an 85 year old man, if he will even talk to such a helpless student."

Well, if he's like my father-in-law, he'll want to see her tittle before he helps her with her paper. If the tittle's wrong, he won't help. If she has a nice tittle, though, he'll be happy to talk to her for hours.

[Tennessee_Bob]

I don't know about that - if it's a tittle for a high school paper, it could get him in trouble...

[RightWhale]

and im not a guy i am a girl

Whatever you are doesn't matter, except that the funny little marks on some of the keys of the keyboard are there for a reason. Someone who pulls the ee cummings act better have a little more going on.

[TheBigB]

You can't discuss tittles here.

Suuuure ya can!

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