"That's Bullsh*t, Teresa."
Posted on 11/21/2005 6:50:03 PM PST by george76
A campaign convenience is no more.
Teresa Heinz, the erstwhile Teresa Heinz Kerry, has stopped using the last name of her husband...
Preceding its Women Who Make a Difference Awards dinner next month, the National Council for Research on Women is featuring "a conversation with Teresa Heinz," according to a release from the organization.
The council failed to mention the final half of the Fox Chapel ketchup heiress' formerly elongated last name in several other references.
(Excerpt) Read more at pittsburghlive.com ...
Guess she is thru with needing idiot boytoy for a tax break....
"Why the heck did this woman ever remarry?"
Her bunions hurt?
Just a Gigalo
David Lee Roth
Just a gigolo
everywhere I go
people know the part
Im playing
Paid for every dance
selling each romance
every night some heart
be traying
There will come a day
youth will pass away
then what will they say
about me
When the end comes I know
theyll say just a gigolo
as life goes on
without me
Cause I aint got nobody
nobody nobody cares for me
Im so sad and lonely
sad and lonely sad and lonely
Wont some sweet mama
come and take a chance with me
cause I aint so bad
Get along with me babe,
been singin love songs
All of the time
Even only be, honey only, only be
Bop bozadee bozadee bop zitty bop
I aint got nobody cept love songs in love
Hummala bebhuhla zeebuhla boobuhla
hummala bebhuhla zeebuhla bop
I aint got nobody, nobody,
nobody cares for me
Nobody , nobody
Im so sad and lonely,
sad and lonely,
sad and lonely,
Wont some sweet mama come
and take a chance with me
cause I aint so bad
Get along with me babe,
been singin love songs
All of the time
Even only be, honey only, only be.
I think you've got an accurate take on the whole 2004 campaign with those two dopes.
"Heinz is an 'elite' name, whereas Kerry means " married to a gigolo"..."
are you sure it wasn't married to a "scumbag"?
I think they were pretty transparent.
Shhhhhhh, they make Hunts from Cow Dung. I mean, that is garbage catsup, catshup, katsup.
LOL! Exactly:)
They are absolutely hilarious -- the host keeps asking these questions, and the two of them keep answering (in two of Whitman's different on-air personalities) as if they think the other one is crazy.
In one skit Teresa is a hypochondriac who keeps feigning these odd illnesses, and ends up just making up nonsensical ailments -- like "I think I've got an infection in my lower sophylghisyx," and silly things like that.
Why be so "ohhhhh-pinyun-ayytuhd"?
I kinda of miss her stupidity in the news. On 2nd thought, I guess I don't.
Do you still have the link? I'd love to hear it.
ROFL!!
It's a wonder they can even field a candidate with characters like that considered "mainstream".
I hadn't seen anything that entertaining since Stockdale.
God rest his soul!
Well, we assumed she used stuff to take the edge off of life, but to take a whole name off?
Make that a double bag. Just in case the first one breaks.
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