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Motorist fined $351 for dummy in car-pool lane
msnbc.com ^ | Nov 4, 2005 | AP

Posted on 11/04/2005 12:43:27 PM PST by proud_yank

SAN RAFAEL, Calif. - Say what you want about police officers, but they are no dummies. The California Highway Patrol gave Kevin Morgan, 28, of Petaluma, a $351 citation for driving in a high occupancy vehicle or "HOV" lane with a kickboxing dummy propped in the passenger seat.

The dummy was wearing a Miami Dolphins windbreaker and a baseball cap, but Officer Will Thompson noticed that the "passenger" had no legs.

"When I looked inside his window, I thought, 'Oh, that's cute,'" Thompson said. "I didn't even ask him where he got it. I think he was pretty embarrassed because all the people driving by were laughing."

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TOPICS: Miscellaneous; US: California
KEYWORDS: carpool; fraud; hov; hovlanes
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Legless mannequin passenger ping!
1 posted on 11/04/2005 12:43:28 PM PST by proud_yank
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To: proud_yank

So many jokes...so little time on a Friday afternoon. LOL


2 posted on 11/04/2005 12:44:23 PM PST by mlc9852
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To: proud_yank

There were actually two dummies in the vehicle. One was the driver.


3 posted on 11/04/2005 12:46:15 PM PST by sourcery (Either the Constitution trumps stare decisis, or else the Constitution is a dead letter.)
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To: proud_yank
He shoulda coughed up the extra 3 bucks for the optional leggy version:


4 posted on 11/04/2005 12:46:25 PM PST by Hank Rearden (Never allow anyone who could only get a government job attempt to tell you how to run your life.)
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To: proud_yank
let me guess...it's a brunette with a surprised look on her face,she stands about 5'2"....wait....???....I have no idea what your talking about!!


Doogle
5 posted on 11/04/2005 12:47:30 PM PST by Doogle (USAF...7thAF ..4077th TFW...408th MMS..Ubon Thailand.."69",,Night Line Delivery..AMMO)
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To: proud_yank
WAIT A MINUTE!!! Kick boxing dummy with NO LEGS!!


(sounds like a Dolphin running back to me... light'em up).
6 posted on 11/04/2005 12:47:36 PM PST by YouPosting2Me
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To: proud_yank

Hillary driving Bill around again?


7 posted on 11/04/2005 12:48:10 PM PST by ladtx ("It is fatal to enter any war without the will to win it." -- -- General Douglas MacArthur)
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To: proud_yank

Nice try.....LOL!


8 posted on 11/04/2005 12:48:21 PM PST by fizziwig
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To: Doogle

Ok I am a 5'2 brunette....What are YOU talkin about?!


9 posted on 11/04/2005 12:52:44 PM PST by apackof2 (There are 2 theories to arguing with a woman... neither works. Will Rogers)
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To: proud_yank

I didn't know Hillary Clinton was in California???


10 posted on 11/04/2005 12:52:45 PM PST by kellynla (U.S.M.C. 1st Battalion,5th Marine Regiment, 1st Marine Div. Viet Nam 69&70 Semper Fi)
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To: proud_yank

He should rent a corpse.


11 posted on 11/04/2005 12:53:56 PM PST by RobbyS ( CHIRHO)
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To: apackof2

ah...ah....errrrr.....I don't recall


Doogle


12 posted on 11/04/2005 12:54:13 PM PST by Doogle (USAF...7thAF ..4077th TFW...408th MMS..Ubon Thailand.."69",,Night Line Delivery..AMMO)
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To: proud_yank

Well, it's better than the Mexican gang-banger who strapped a dead body to himself so he could take it touring (to the dump) on his motorcyle...


13 posted on 11/04/2005 12:54:16 PM PST by livius
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To: proud_yank

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1514915/posts

14 posted on 11/04/2005 12:58:36 PM PST by Battle Hymn of the Republic
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To: Doogle
ah...ah....errrrr.....I don't recall

Convienant Memory Syndrome

15 posted on 11/04/2005 12:59:09 PM PST by apackof2 (There are 2 theories to arguing with a woman... neither works. Will Rogers)
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To: proud_yank

I would check the wording of the law, and see if it specifies that any passengers actually be human. Or alive.


16 posted on 11/04/2005 1:02:52 PM PST by G-Bear (My liver is EVIL, and I must PUNISH it!)
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To: G-Bear

If Dummies are Outlawed... only Outlaws would be dummies.


17 posted on 11/04/2005 1:07:49 PM PST by YouPosting2Me
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To: proud_yank

Never bring a legless-kickboxing-dolphin-blowup-dummy to an HOV lane!


18 posted on 11/04/2005 1:08:57 PM PST by YouPosting2Me
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To: G-Bear

A good attorney would point out that 'air bags' save lives.


19 posted on 11/04/2005 1:10:11 PM PST by YouPosting2Me
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To: apackof2
Ok I am a 5'2 brunette....What are YOU talkin about?!

LOL!

You'll be sorry...

20 posted on 11/04/2005 1:11:09 PM PST by Publius6961 (Liberal level playing field: If the Islamics win we are their slaves..if we win they are our equals.)
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