Posted on 11/02/2005 6:29:11 AM PST by Mayflower Sister
Helen Thomas appeared on Real Time with Bill Maher this past Friday to preach to the choir. Maher starts off the segment with a statement basically saying that no one is able to directly ask President Bush questions.
Leni
"She" looks like that puppet that used to be on the old Hollywood Squares game in the 70's. Wayland and Madam?
I've said it before, I'll say it again. The only reason she still lives is because the Grim Reaper can't sneek up on her. Even he has his limits.
It's awful early for that kind of photo!
It's hard to tell, but is that an orangutan, or Helen Thomas?
Helen farting on TV.
Truth is I'm trying to figure out how to post pictures. Please ignore this post (and Helen). Thank you.
Helen, is that your normal face or did your neck throw-up?
Helen of Thomas: The face that launched a thousand quips.
I just realized what this hag reminds me of. Does anybody remember the puppet "Madam" from the seventies?
"I Championed Radical Leftist Feminism for 40 Years and All I got was this Ugly Kisser!"
LOL! My mistake.....albeit one that anyone could make ;-)
AAAGGGGHHH!!!! My EYES!!!!!!!!!!!
"Did you know, Bill, I was the former ambassador to the Pygmy Tribe of the African Congo? I am solely responsible for their sudden turn to veganism. ...I take pride in that...I am told they still have my photo hanging in their village square...And they are still vegans...I take pride in that..."
Is that you?
You know, dear, the meds you take probably do taste pretty awful.
But you must take them anyway.
Not stop making that face.
You're scaring the decent people and cracking the good mirrors.
That's a dear.
Yes, It was ME!!!
"Not being able to sleep, Helen went for the medicine cabinet, but because of the darkness she messaged her face with crazy glue instead of the usual 000 sandpaper."
Helen Thomas presents evidence that there should
be a 5 day waiting period on ugly sticks.
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