"I Championed Radical Leftist Feminism for 40 Years and All I got was this Ugly Kisser!"
"Did you know, Bill, I was the former ambassador to the Pygmy Tribe of the African Congo? I am solely responsible for their sudden turn to veganism. ...I take pride in that...I am told they still have my photo hanging in their village square...And they are still vegans...I take pride in that..."