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Caption This: Help Matt Drudge out with Maureen Dowd Photo! (It's getting beer-thirty am)
Drudge Report ^
| 30 OCT 05
| DCBRYAN1
Posted on 10/30/2005 9:28:18 AM PST by DCBryan1
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To: kcar
How about?: "GRANDMA!!! Who let you out of the house? You know you're not supposed to go out without the nurse."
41
posted on
10/30/2005 9:48:42 AM PST
by
new yorker 77
(FAKE POLLS DO NOT TRANSLATE INTO REAL VOTERS!)
To: Colonial Warrior
"Stuck on Stupid."
42
posted on
10/30/2005 9:49:03 AM PST
by
SkyPilot
To: dighton; shrinkermd; MinuteGal; AnAmericanMother; Billthedrill; Thinkin' Gal; Senator Bedfellow
43
posted on
10/30/2005 9:50:57 AM PST
by
aculeus
To: SkyPilot
How about?: "Quote the Raven, Nevermore."
44
posted on
10/30/2005 9:51:10 AM PST
by
new yorker 77
(FAKE POLLS DO NOT TRANSLATE INTO REAL VOTERS!)
To: martin_fierro
Barkeep: {"Of all the gin joints, in all the towns, in all the world, she had to walk into mine."}
MoDo: "Hit me again, Sam..."
45
posted on
10/30/2005 9:51:20 AM PST
by
mikrofon
(Whiskey sourpuss)
To: Colonial Warrior
This pic needs it's own caption thread. I'm still laughing.
46
posted on
10/30/2005 9:52:34 AM PST
by
maggief
To: DCBryan1
She's just another angry, liberal, skank, and she's coyote ugly to boot!
To: NRA2BFree
Yep, and a good waste of fishnet stockings....
48
posted on
10/30/2005 9:54:37 AM PST
by
DCBryan1
(Veni, Vidi, Visa (I came, I saw, I spent))
To: NRA2BFree
Is that a Leak in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
49
posted on
10/30/2005 9:55:25 AM PST
by
Stallone
(Mainstream Media is dead. I helped kill it.)
To: DCBryan1; Tijeras_Slim; TheBigB; Fierce Allegiance; pissant; JennysCool; Thinkin' Gal
To: DCBryan1
From
www.drudgereport.com/dowd.htm:
DRUDGE REPORT READERS: HEADLINE FOR MAUREEN DOWD 'RED SHOE DIARIES' PHOTO
Sun Oct 30 2005 12:13:04 ET
"Put it on Judy Miller's tab"...
"Just what I like to see, men behind bars"
"I've Carried a torch longer than the Statue of Liberty"
"Jerk"
"For TimesSelect's amazingly low price of $49.95 a year you also get..."
"Film archivist finds Mary Astor screen tests from The Maltese Falcon"
"I'm On Deadline"
"Ya know, Joe, life just hasn't been the same for me since I lost Toto"
"All dressed up and no place to go"
"You can't always get what you want"
"I am waiting for Scooter"
"Hey sailor, new in town?"
"Who needs men when there's anatomically correct bar stools?"
"If You Want To Keep The Beer Cold, Put It Next To My Heart."
"Gimmie a long-necked Bud and a slice of quiche"
"That Hip Replacement Sure Makes It Hard To Sit Up On this Bar Stool"
"I am Ann Coulter's Sister, Really I Am!"
"Do you think I could get a job here too, Mr. Rather?"
"I'll show you my WMD if you show me yours, sweety"
"I'm ready for my closeup, Mr. DeMille"
"I'm sorry, lady, it's closing time. You're going to have to leave."
"Looking for Mr. Good Bar!"
"Where'd everybody go?"
"I want Susan Surandon to play me in the movie."
51
posted on
10/30/2005 9:57:45 AM PST
by
RonDog
To: NRA2BFree
Isn't that cute, her mother let her wear her shoes. Ye gods, what a monster, she has that female "mantis" look, you know, the one where she bites your head off after sex?
52
posted on
10/30/2005 9:58:57 AM PST
by
tet68
( " We would not die in that man's company, that fears his fellowship to die with us...." Henry V.)
To: DCBryan1
A skank. Let me modify that.....A skanky Ho. This broad hasn't gotten the message yet - No self-respecting guy-with-a-pair wants to have anything to do with her.
To: DCBryan1
Desperation in the singles bars
an' all those jerkoffs in their fancy cars.
you can't believe your reviews.
Oh, no, you can't do that,
...once you started wearin' those shoes
54
posted on
10/30/2005 9:59:39 AM PST
by
mrsmith
To: martin_fierro
55
posted on
10/30/2005 10:00:25 AM PST
by
lainie
To: DCBryan1
Betty Davis eyes and Peggy Hill's feet.
;o)
56
posted on
10/30/2005 10:01:52 AM PST
by
Liberty Valance
(Keep a simple manner for a happy life.)
To: NRA2BFree
If she had a smile on her face she might actually be attractive. Mixing Irish, Anger, and Alcohol can kill a friendship that could lead to a potential marriage.
I read her column and ROFLMAO!!! She sees women going back to being women again and she does not like it one bit. She will be left in the dustbin of history with no children to carry on her legacy of anger and hate toward the male gender.
THANK GOD FOR THAT! The Death of Feminism is coming quickly.
FC
P.S. Be sure to forward her article to all your Feminista, Socialist, Marxist, atheist, anti-Christian friends.
To: SkyPilot
Hey!!! Edithh....Check out dem leggs and red shoes!!!
The last time I saw something that ugly, it was a Lamp!! Ya know...dat dere kid's father on dat movie about Red Ryder BB gun.
Hey! Meathead!! Check dis out!
58
posted on
10/30/2005 10:02:18 AM PST
by
Colonial Warrior
(You can't tell how good a man or a watermelon is 'til they get thumped. Character shows when tested)
To: Charles Henrickson
Beauty is in the eye of the beerholder. LOL! Yep, that's why many a man has woke up with a coyote ugly skank like Maureen laying next to him in the morning. :o)
To: DCBryan1
Maureen gives new meaning to the word dowdy.
60
posted on
10/30/2005 10:07:15 AM PST
by
punster
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