DRUDGE REPORT READERS: HEADLINE FOR MAUREEN DOWD 'RED SHOE DIARIES' PHOTO
Sun Oct 30 2005 12:13:04 ET
"Put it on Judy Miller's tab"...
"Just what I like to see, men behind bars"
"I've Carried a torch longer than the Statue of Liberty"
"Jerk"
"For TimesSelect's amazingly low price of $49.95 a year you also get..."
"Film archivist finds Mary Astor screen tests from The Maltese Falcon"
"I'm On Deadline"
"Ya know, Joe, life just hasn't been the same for me since I lost Toto"
"All dressed up and no place to go"
"You can't always get what you want"
"I am waiting for Scooter"
"Hey sailor, new in town?"
"Who needs men when there's anatomically correct bar stools?"
"If You Want To Keep The Beer Cold, Put It Next To My Heart."
"Gimmie a long-necked Bud and a slice of quiche"
"That Hip Replacement Sure Makes It Hard To Sit Up On this Bar Stool"
"I am Ann Coulter's Sister, Really I Am!"
"Do you think I could get a job here too, Mr. Rather?"
"I'll show you my WMD if you show me yours, sweety"
"I'm ready for my closeup, Mr. DeMille"
"I'm sorry, lady, it's closing time. You're going to have to leave."
"Looking for Mr. Good Bar!"
"Where'd everybody go?"
"I want Susan Surandon to play me in the movie."
