Caption This: Help Matt Drudge out with Maureen Dowd Photo! (It's getting beer-thirty am)

Drudge Report ^ | 30 OCT 05 | DCBRYAN1

[DCBryan1]

NEW IN TOWN SAILOR? (Click here to see current captions).

[new yorker 77]

How about?: "GRANDMA!!! Who let you out of the house? You know you're not supposed to go out without the nurse."

[SkyPilot]

"Stuck on Stupid."

[aculeus]

Not that I recommend it but MoDoh's entire article is available here.




http://www.nytimes.com/2005/10/30/magazine/30feminism.html

[new yorker 77]

How about?: "Quote the Raven, Nevermore."

[mikrofon]

Barkeep: {"Of all the gin joints, in all the towns, in all the world, she had to walk into mine."}

MoDo: "Hit me again, Sam..."

[maggief]

This pic needs it's own caption thread. I'm still laughing.

[NRA2BFree]

She's just another angry, liberal, skank, and she's coyote ugly to boot!

[DCBryan1]

Yep, and a good waste of fishnet stockings....

[Stallone]

Is that a Leak in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

[martin_fierro]

[RonDog]

From www.drudgereport.com/dowd.htm:

DRUDGE REPORT READERS: HEADLINE FOR MAUREEN DOWD 'RED SHOE DIARIES' PHOTO
Sun Oct 30 2005 12:13:04 ET

"Put it on Judy Miller's tab"...

"Just what I like to see, men behind bars"

"I've Carried a torch longer than the Statue of Liberty"

"Jerk"

"For TimesSelect's amazingly low price of $49.95 a year you also get..."

"Film archivist finds Mary Astor screen tests from The Maltese Falcon"

"I'm On Deadline"

"Ya know, Joe, life just hasn't been the same for me since I lost Toto"

"All dressed up and no place to go"

"You can't always get what you want"

"I am waiting for Scooter"

"Hey sailor, new in town?"

"Who needs men when there's anatomically correct bar stools?"

"If You Want To Keep The Beer Cold, Put It Next To My Heart."

"Gimmie a long-necked Bud and a slice of quiche"

"That Hip Replacement Sure Makes It Hard To Sit Up On this Bar Stool"

"I am Ann Coulter's Sister, Really I Am!"

"Do you think I could get a job here too, Mr. Rather?"

"I'll show you my WMD if you show me yours, sweety"

"I'm ready for my closeup, Mr. DeMille"

"I'm sorry, lady, it's closing time. You're going to have to leave."

"Looking for Mr. Good Bar!"

"Where'd everybody go?"

"I want Susan Surandon to play me in the movie."

[tet68]

Isn't that cute, her mother let her wear her shoes. Ye gods, what a monster, she has that female "mantis" look, you know, the one where she bites your head off after sex?

[GungaLaGunga]

A skank. Let me modify that.....A skanky Ho. This broad hasn't gotten the message yet - No self-respecting guy-with-a-pair wants to have anything to do with her.

[mrsmith]

Desperation in the singles bars
an' all those jerkoffs in their fancy cars.
you can't believe your reviews.

Oh, no, you can't do that,

...once you started wearin' those shoes

[lainie]

lol

[Liberty Valance]

Betty Davis eyes and Peggy Hill's feet.
;o)

[FunkyChicken]

If she had a smile on her face she might actually be attractive. Mixing Irish, Anger, and Alcohol can kill a friendship that could lead to a potential marriage.

I read her column and ROFLMAO!!! She sees women going back to being women again and she does not like it one bit. She will be left in the dustbin of history with no children to carry on her legacy of anger and hate toward the male gender.

THANK GOD FOR THAT! The Death of Feminism is coming quickly.

FC

P.S. Be sure to forward her article to all your Feminista, Socialist, Marxist, atheist, anti-Christian friends.

[Colonial Warrior]

Hey!!! Edithh....Check out dem leggs and red shoes!!!

The last time I saw something that ugly, it was a Lamp!! Ya know...dat dere kid's father on dat movie about Red Ryder BB gun.

Hey! Meathead!! Check dis out!

[NRA2BFree]

Beauty is in the eye of the beerholder.

LOL! Yep, that's why many a man has woke up with a coyote ugly skank like Maureen laying next to him in the morning. :o)

[punster]

Maureen gives new meaning to the word dowdy.