[rintense]

You know, of the past fwe guys I've dated, they've both said their fantasy is to have a 'June Cleaver' waiting at the door for them when they get home from work, dressed up with a pearl necklace, slippers in hand, and a homecooked meal on the dinner table.

[Clemenza]

Ann Coulter in intellect, June Cleaver in household management and Vanessa Del Rio in the bedroom. That's my fantasy.

[MineralMan]

"You know, of the past fwe guys I've dated, they've both said their fantasy is to have a 'June Cleaver' waiting at the door for them when they get home from work, dressed up with a pearl necklace, slippers in hand, and a homecooked meal on the dinner table."

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Well, just tell them that if they can do as well at bringing home the bacon as Ward did, they'll come a lot closer to their goal. Tell them that if they act as stupid as Ward did and play the foolish man all the time, they might get a lot closer. Tell them that they'll have to sleep in separate beds and only kiss your cheek, like Ward Cleaver did.

Tell them that you'll check them out. If they're Ward Cleaver, you'll be happy to oblige. [grin]

[Just another Joe]

they've both said their fantasy is to have a 'June Cleaver' waiting at the door for them when they get home from work, dressed up with a pearl necklace, slippers in hand, and a homecooked meal on the dinner table.

Are you sure they didn't say, "a 'June Cleaver' waiting at the door for them when they get home from work, dressed up with wearing only a pearl necklace, slippers in hand, and a homecooked meal on the dinner table.

[Alberta's Child]

. . . they've both said their fantasy is to have a 'June Cleaver' waiting at the door for them when they get home from work, dressed up with a pearl necklace, slippers in hand, and a homecooked meal on the dinner table.

Let me guess -- you don't have a pearl necklace?

LOL. ;-)

[Sally'sConcerns]

You know, of the past fwe guys I've dated, they've both said their fantasy is to have a 'June Cleaver' waiting at the door for them when they get home from work, dressed up with a pearl necklace, slippers in hand, and a homecooked meal on the dinner table.

Do they fantasize about being Ward and putting up with the Beave and Wally's overly slimy friend? They're willing to dole out the discipline and do most of the talking to the boys? Oh, and of course they'll be well off enough to be able to afford the house as well as the pearls on their salary only?

[tongue-tied]

And a June Cleaver type is okay. But she'd better be "adventurous" too. And more independent than old' June...

It seems to me you dated some nice, but perhaps too reserved, guys. Oh, and also sounding like Neanderthals. (None of my business, and not even my place to say. Just making use of the bandwidth...) It is all in fun.

[June Cleaver]

Sorry, I'm all ready spoken for :)

Been with Proud Legions for almost 30 years now.