Well my reply to one of the guys was, 'I'm more Laura Croft than June Cleaver. How about coming home to a wife with a gun strapped to her thigh?' He excused himself to the bathroom and didn't return for 10-15 minutes. ;)
A June Cleaver can clean the dust from the house, but she'd be too squeamish to get rid of spiders in the house.
A June Cleaver can comfort the children when they scrape their knee, but if an intruder breaks into the house, she'd be too afraid of guns to stop him.
I've always believed that if June Cleaver existed in real life, she'd be a liberal. Conservative women aren't afraid of guns. Or spiders either.