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The Good Wife's Guide (Guys - You're gonna love this)
http://www.gmu.edu/departments/economics/wew/misc/days.doc ^
| 13 May 1955
| Housekeeping Monthly Magazine
Posted on 10/14/2005 10:20:29 AM PDT by add925
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To: JamesP81
Hopefully, this is something she'll appreciate. Now I just got to find her...If you lived near Dallas, I would suggest a visit to my church, St. Ann's in Coppell. There are hundreds of strikingly beautiful and vivacious women in my parish, and there are different ministeries, depending upon your age.
As I received the Sacrament of Reconciliation last night, I will proceed no further.
To: WKB
At least you wouldn't have ask "Where's the Beaver"?ROTFLMAOPIMP!!!!
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posted on
10/14/2005 11:45:39 AM PDT
by
Just another Joe
(Warning: FReeping can be addictive and helpful to your mental health)
To: wideawake
I am unaware of any FR rule which says: "You can post lies, as long as they're not in Breaking News."
What you need to do is hit the abuse button
and ask the mods to pull the thread.
That is the only way out of this.
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posted on
10/14/2005 11:45:40 AM PDT
by
WKB
(If you can't dazzle them with brilliance.. then Baffle them with BS)
To: add925
You have a lot of nerve to post that list. No brains, but a lot of nerve.
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posted on
10/14/2005 11:46:13 AM PDT
by
paul51
(11 September 2001 - Never forget)
To: DA740
"Actually, here is the 2005 version:
When he comes home from work:
1. Serve him with divorce papers.
2. Calmly call the cops ("Officer, he hit me." Wink. Wink.)
3. Calmly ask female (or dumb male) judge for restraining order to keep hubby away from you and children forever.
4. Steal hubby's house, all money and all property in divorce proceeding.
5. Calmly ask female (or dumb male) judge for sole custody.
6. Garnish Ex-hubby's future wages.
7. Shack up with hubby's best friend ("Elvis II").
8. Move to Tim-Buck-To with kids, cat, Ex-hubby's Elvis II and all Ex-hubby's money stuff.
9. Collect money from Ex-hubby until he files Chapter 7.
10. Marry hubby's best friend and do it all over again - to Elvis II.
11. Find Elvis III.. . . . .
12. Die at the age of 77.8."
Not to be too fussy, but I think a slight addendum to number 12 is in order. Before dieing at the age of 77.8, gripe continually about "womens health" issues and completely ignore the men's health. Even though men die about five or six years earlier on average than women, they don't count. After all the men are probably happier dead.
You forgot to add number 13, which is that before anyone of the victims (ex-husbands) are dead, be sure to clomp onto their pensions, even though you have contributed NOTHING to it during his working career. After all he was married to you, he should not even be able to retire in peace. Ex-wives deserve to take part of the ex-husbands retirement, because some of those women had endure horrible conditions. Like having a meal ready once in a while and maybe having to do some laundry.
You also forgot to add number 14, which is to constantly whine about how unfair the world is to women while fulfilling the first 13 goals.
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posted on
10/14/2005 11:46:39 AM PDT
by
dbehsman
(One Wellstone memorial (rave party) is enough, thank you!)
To: Oberon
At the funeral, his widow of thirty-odd years said...Thirty odd years? And I thought putting up with her through pregnancy was tough. I'll bet he wished for just a few normal years.
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posted on
10/14/2005 11:46:58 AM PDT
by
Eagle Eye
(There ought to be a law against excess legislation.)
To: ericthecurdog; GreenEggsNHam
You're made for each other. I hope you have fun inflicting yourselves on each other for whatever period you're able to stand it.
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posted on
10/14/2005 11:47:22 AM PDT
by
T.Smith
To: add925
pinging for later when i can print it off (this is going on the wall!)
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posted on
10/14/2005 11:47:47 AM PDT
by
chudogg
(www.chudogg.blogspot.com)
To: Night Hides Not
If you lived near Dallas, I would suggest a visit to my church, St. Ann's in Coppell. There are hundreds of strikingly beautiful and vivacious women in my parish, and there are different ministeries, depending upon your age.
Sorry, not near Dallas. I live in Western Kentucky. A very nice place, if you ever get the chance to visit.
What I really need to do is lose about 15-25 lbs and do something about my thinning hair. I think that might help me out a bit.
To: Just another Joe
At least you wouldn't have ask "Where's the Beaver"?
ROTFLMAOPIMP!!!!
I kinda like that one myself. :>)
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posted on
10/14/2005 11:48:19 AM PDT
by
WKB
(If you can't dazzle them with brilliance.. then Baffle them with BS)
To: GreenEggsNHam
Lighten up, Francis. Wow. We both drop the 'Stripes' bomb within 20 seconds of each other... scary. I guess fate is pretty smart after all. :)
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posted on
10/14/2005 11:48:55 AM PDT
by
ericthecurdog
(Do you know what it means...)
To: ericthecurdog; GreenEggsNHam; ecurbh
Congratulations to you two... Did you meet here?
I met my husband here, and I know of a few others!
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posted on
10/14/2005 11:49:19 AM PDT
by
HairOfTheDog
(Join the Hobbit Hole Troop Support - http://freeper.the-hobbit-hole.net/)
To: add925
From the Outlaws @1974
Put another log on the fire.
Cook me up some bacon and some beans.
And go out to the car and change the tyre.
Wash my socks and sew my old blue jeans.
Come on, baby, you can fill my pipe,
And then go fetch my slippers.
And boil me up another pot of tea.
Then put another log on the fire, babe,
And come and tell me why you're leaving me.
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posted on
10/14/2005 11:50:50 AM PDT
by
RATkiller
(I'm not communist, socialist, Democrat nor Republican so don't call me names)
To: T.Smith
You're made for each other. I hope you have fun inflicting yourselves on each other for whatever period you're able to stand it. Shouldn't you be off somewhere telling that b*tch to shut up and fix you a pot pie?
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posted on
10/14/2005 11:51:04 AM PDT
by
ericthecurdog
(Do you know what it means...)
To: add925
I actually have a homemaking textbook from the early 1900's (forget the year) that has a section with recipes for meals that can be cooking in the woodstove while you clean the barn.
To: HairOfTheDog
Nope. Elsewhere. I infected GreenEggsNHam with FReeperitis.
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posted on
10/14/2005 11:52:18 AM PDT
by
ericthecurdog
(Do you know what it means...)
To: Night Hides Not
Perhaps you need some lessons in time managment.......:^)
I homeschool so I"m having to actually TEACH the math to my son - poor kid........
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posted on
10/14/2005 11:52:42 AM PDT
by
WhyisaTexasgirlinPA
(Prayers for healing and relief from pain for Cowboy...........)
To: cloud8
rotflmao!!!!
Sounds like lyrics from "Lay Around The Shanty [and put a good buzz on]"
ROTFLMAO!
To: Night Hides Not
Oops.....perhaps I need a refresher course in typing........."management"........ lol
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posted on
10/14/2005 11:54:33 AM PDT
by
WhyisaTexasgirlinPA
(Prayers for healing and relief from pain for Cowboy...........)
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