Yoko's new blast at Macca (Paul McCartney)

thisislondon.com ^ | 10/11/2005 | Henry Meller, Daily Mail

[lainie]

meow....hiss...hiss

[lainie]

former soldier James Blunt won the award for Best Newcomer

Isn't that the "You're Beautiful" guy?

[Fido969]

Oh for Chripssake, why does Yoko Ono get a drop of ink. She is a self-absorbed egotistical nitwit, hasn't a smidge of talent, and if it weren't for the fact that she could give John a great Lewinsky she'd be pushing a shopping cart somewhere picking up empty bottles.

But that's just My Humble Opinion.

[ClearCase_guy]

Awwwww. She seems so nice. I don't know why people have hated her for close to 40 years.

[joesnuffy]

So that is what the land tortoise looks like upright and without it's shell....

Yuck..but

It's really neat how old they can get ....

[Lauretij2]

Paul's singing is certainly better IMHO. And his lyrics, for the most part, are close to the same in quality.

She deserves all the scorn she's gotten over the last 40 whatever years.

[Skooz]

"Best Act in the World Today" Coldplay?

My neighbor's cat caughing up hair balls is a better act.

[mad puppy]

Bitterness never ages well.

[lilylangtree]

"Then I would make him a cup of tea" laced with so much dope he'd be out of Ono's hair for days on end. That's why she loved him so much.

[Minnesocold]

We can all be thankful (and hopeful) that her recording career is over...

[The_Victor]

Yoko Ono is in no position to criticize anyone's musical talents.

[Kenton]

And in World News, Generalissimo Francisco Franco is still dead...

[willgolfforfood]

To me, by far the most unsettling part of this article was that the Bee Gee's got a lifetime achievement award. For ANYTHING.

[Liberty Valance]

What would Yoko do without all John's money? At least she won't have to worry about anyone covering one of her "songs". SCREEEEEEEEEEEECH!

[newgeezer]

Yoko needs to be reminded that Linda McCartney on her worst day sang AND looked better than the b*tch Ono-it's-Yoko ever did.

[T.Smith]

I'll take "Hey Jude"...

Hey jude, don’t make it bad.
Take a sad song and make it better.
Remember to let her into your heart,
Then you can start to make it better.

Hey jude, don’t be afraid.
You were made to go out and get her.
The minute you let her under your skin,
Then you begin to make it better.

And anytime you feel the pain, hey jude, refrain,
Don’t carry the world upon your shoulders.
For well you know that it’s a fool who plays it cool
By making his world a little colder.

..over "I am the Walrus" anyday.

I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together.
See how they run like pigs from a gun, see how they fly.
I’m crying.

Sitting on a cornflake, waiting for the van to come.
Corporation tee-shirt, stupid bloody tuesday.
Man, you been a naughty boy, you let your face grow long.
I am the eggman, they are the eggmen.
I am the walrus, goo goo g’joob.

Mister city policeman sitting
Pretty little policemen in a row.
See how they fly like lucy in the sky, see how they run.

(Ironically, Hey Jude was written to encourage Julian Lennon to cheer up after Yoko broke up his parents' marriage)

[camle]

now who has ever seen her and michael jackson in the same room at the same time???

my bet is that they're the same person with a different hat.

[Gay State Conservative]

Hey,Yoko.....you and McCartney can argue all day about who had more talent.There are two things,however,that are undeniable:

1)Lennon and McCartney both had,at least,a noticeable amount of talent.

2)You have none!

[Jim Noble]

Don't worry, Kyoko, Mommy's Only Looking for Her Hand in the Snow.

The first fruit of the Lennon-Ono collaboration.

And by no means the worst.

[PetroniusMaximus]

These people are children.

(No offense meant to actual children.)