CAPTION JOHN F. KERRY

AP Via Yahoo News ^ | 10-11-05 | AP Via Yahoo News

[mass55th]

"...and then I was tripped by one of the f-ing crew and scraped my elbow. After I finish here, I'm putting myself in for another Purple Heart."

[smonk]

"has anyone seen my twin sister?"

[LIConFem]

You're gonna stick that... where???

[Safetgiver]

Is my hair still up there?

[Red Badger]

Here's a new name for him: BULL-WRINKLE..........

[smonk]

"watch your back, donaldson. you look an awful lot like a Vietnamese kid that crossed my path at the wrong time."

[TXBSAFH]

Why the long face?

[Lost Highway]

A fairly liberal friend of mine met Mr. Kerry last week in DC at some swanky dinner at his dad's law firm. He came by my office to tell me about it and said "that Kerry has the longest face I've ever seen".

[SWAMPSNIPER]

I won't even try for a caption, but that is one sneaky looking SOB!

[smonk]

"my name is john kerry, and I am retorting for duty".

[eyespysomething]

"Yeah, I know I'm ugly... I said to a bartender, 'Make me a zombie.' He said 'God beat me to it.'"







credit to Rodney Dangerfield

[Blue Eyes]

Arrrrgggghhhhhh!!!!

I was fixing to point out the grammatical error, but you made the point quite eloquently.

[Cyclopean Squid]

I look forward to the ALCS! I'm sure the Crimson Stockings will win in a 2 game sweep! Manny Ortiz for MVP!

[TheForceOfOne]

I wish I was picking those judicial nominees, then those $#%#$% Conservatives would understand REAL pain.

*Shudder*

[smonk]

note to AP: Seneca is a place. Senneca is the porn star.

[RockinRight]

Oh sh&t...the ExLax is kicking in...

[Our man in washington]

"There I was, trapped in a river in Cambodia after jumping in to save my crew, looking forlornly up at the sky for help."

[smonk]

"I'm taking suggestions for my 2008 campaign slogan. Just not "Bring It ON!" I tried that one last time and got my a$$ kicked".

[exdem2000]

LOL!

[farsighted]

It was a boat man. Boats really freak me out man. I should get a medal for that man.